Feature List - Humor
Joseph Raglione
November 08, 2009
Carly Fiorina begins negative attack campaign.
Joseph Raglione
November 08, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, as most of you know, I am a Canadian. Unlike most Americans however, the fact that I am a Canadian does not make me particularly proud! The reason is simply because I am an unwilling participant in a crime. Canada, led by our Conservative government, is...
Joseph Raglione
November 07, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, common sense will tell you that poor and destitute American citizens need your protection. The best way to provide that protection is to provide decent health care for poor citizens when they need it most. With decent health care, most citizens will be ...
Joseph Raglione
November 07, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, they continue unabated and unashamed and they are the most horrendous acts Man can impose upon Nature!! I write of the Mountain Top blasting in West Virginia, for the purpose of extracting dirty Coal and which is comparable only to the monstrous hole cr...
Chris Y Jensen
November 06, 2009
Have you been wasting a lot of years of your life being addicted to smoking cigarettes and you finally realized all of the terrible things it can bring to you that's why you're finding all possible means to stop and have a healthier and better life? It's not yet too late for you to live a healthier and better life because there are tons of products to help quit smoking and these products can definitely help you achieve your goal on becoming a quitter for good. Here are some tips on how can you get such helpful product for you to quit smoking:
Joseph Raglione
November 06, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, posting a message on your grocer's post-it board is nothing like this! Here is an opportunity to reach millions of people...>
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Today, just one week after launch, the 15,000th supporter of a clean energy future posted a message on The Wall:...
Joseph Raglione
November 06, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the Patriot Act needs fixing and if you don't do it, who will? How important is your personal liberty? If you honestly love Democratic freedom, than contact your Congressman and demand he take action to change and improve the Patriot Act. It must be re...
Frank A. Hilario
November 05, 2009
If we don't change, climate change will change us. If you don't define your terms, who will? If not now, when?
Joseph Raglione
November 05, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the concept of representative government harbors the concept (true or false) that your government Senator is your representative in Washington. In the following sad case, the answer is false! Maybe there is something you could do to change the answer?
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Joseph Raglione
November 05, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, the time for change is here and the struggle continues between the top executive directors of the current health care insurance industry and the rest of us. Our problem is that we are controlled and dominated by business executives who do not honestly k...
Frank A. Hilario
November 04, 2009
There's music in dem dar ears!
Chris Y Jensen
November 04, 2009
Two hundred and forty one pages of tips to make you become a better and more good looking person was created by Mark Belmont. How to be Handsome is a detailed approach on how to attract women and perhaps capture their hearts to make them feel that you are indeed the guy that they would want to date.
Chris Y Jensen
November 04, 2009
You might be wondering why at times you would go out and wear your best outfit and wanting to have a grand time. At the same time, you are hoping to strike up a conversation with some ladies that you would have caught your attention. Still, you don't get how the attention that you are craving for is not there. Well, you have to face the facts here.
Arthur L. Ekrem
November 03, 2009
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Joseph Raglione
November 03, 2009
Why are Republicans hunting Alan Grayson?
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
With sheer audacity and utter authenticity, director Lee Daniels tackles "Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire" and creates an unforgettable film that sets a new standard for cinema of its kind. Precious Jones (Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe) is a high-school girl with nothing working in her favor.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
In 1972, a scale of measurement was established for alien encounters. When a UFO is sighted, it is called an encounter of the first kind. When evidence is collected, it is known as an encounter of the second kind. When contact is made with extraterrestrials, it is the third kind.
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
What if someone gave you a box containing a button that, if pushed, would bring you a million dollars…but simultaneously take the life of someone you don´t know? Would you do it? And what would...
Mariah Joseph
November 02, 2009
Its a multi-sensory thrill ride re-envisioned by Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Robert Zemeckis, captures the fantastical essence of the classic Dickens tale in a groundbreaking 3-D motion picture event.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
When we say good looking what would be the first thing that comes into your mind? Prim, proper, neat and nice face and proportioned body. These qualities also builds up agood character. It could also be good components of having a good character though character really pertains on the general qualities of a person and the whole package as well. These could also be good looking factors.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
I am sure you would want to know the secret on becoming the woman of his dreams. One thing that you would give anything just to know in order for him to stick around, perhaps forever. Well, there are ways on how to make him feel that you are the one for him and have him drool at your feet. All you need to do is to exert a little effort. After all, things don't happen overnight.
Chris Y Jensen
November 02, 2009
It's a constant problem among women to fall in love with someone who doesn't notice them in the way they are supposed to. Sure you might go out on dates once in a while, but is he falling for you like the way you are falling for him? Well, don't fret as there are ways on how to capture his heart.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Acai berries are very well known for the various benefits it provides the body; until this present date it is considered as the best amazon fruit. Aside from being a super fruit it also contains a great antioxidant value of 330 ORAC. Nowadays, there are many Acai berry supplements available and for health conscious individuals it is very ideal to add an acai supplement in your every day food intake. Among the supplements that has Acai berry as the primary ingredient, only Acai Force XT has the ability to deliver the promise of weight loss and gaining a healthy body and a well toned muscles. So for those men who are aiming to have ripped abs and muscular bodies that has no harmful side effects, this supplement is perfect for you.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
The best way to a successful healthy weight loss for men is by changing your eating habits for the long term, that´s why it´s very vital to take some time in thinking what you are aiming for. There are many reasons for weight loss undertaking; it´s probably your health, your self esteem or your looks. Whatever it may be, having a clear idea of what you really want will help you to focus in achieving your goals, thus making it your priority.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Rapid weight loss for men is essential in order for them to look good physically, feel better, have increased energy and to improve their long term health forecast. With the right kind of food losing weight is very much achievable, although it is a known fact that dieting can be hard, even if the determination to lose weight is present.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
For individuals who are conscious about their well being it is a good idea to include an acai supplement in your daily meal plan. Among the long list of body building supplements Acai Force XT stands as the champion and the most effective one. This high quality product is specifically designed to give men ripped abs and muscular body in a safe and effective manner.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
For men, life can never be more fulfilling than to have a lean and mean body with well toned, ripped abs. Everyday, there are lots of searches in the internet for the best diet for men to lose weight and get ripped in no time. Surely, you might have also searched for a diet plan that can help you lose weight once in your life.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Getting rid of belly fat is an issue that not only women are concerned about. Even men are concerned about the excess weight that they carry in their middle. There is nothing unusual with getting rid of belly fat for men, especially when they are already in their 30s or 40s. If you are one of those who are starting to develop a pear-shaped belly, then it is about time you take steps to bring back the lean stomach you once had.
Chris Dawkins L
October 31, 2009
Are you tired of seeing your beer gut everyday and you want to start looking like a real man? You need not search the internet for solutions that do not really solve anything; it is time that you learn more about Acai Force Max. With this weight loss supplement, you need not totally rely on mens weight loss diet plans just to have the kind of body that real men are supposed to have.
Jackie Edward Spivey
October 31, 2009
Music critics overwhelmingly hated the genre, and mainstream listeners generally avoided it because of its strangeness.
Jackie Edward Spivey
October 31, 2009
Music and education have always gone hand in hand, stimululating growth and creativity.
Joseph Raglione
October 31, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, Sarah Jackson Han has information dealing with the Guantanamo Prison detainees. Personally, I believe that keeping Uyghurs in prison at Guantanamo simply because they were refugees from China, was an extreme travesty of both justice and human rights.......
Frank A. Hilario
October 31, 2009
Big things come in small packages.
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
Marriage is a life time commitment, it is where couples exchange vows in front of the altar. In this sacrament we would be blessed by the church. Behind the sacrament we tend to look for counselors sometimes for us to be able to seek for what we call marriage help. We all know that having a married life is not that easy. We have to adjust, spend time to reflect and realize on some things that we know we really should spend time on thinking about.
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
We all know everything starts with friendship. With this we have to make sure of what we really feel towards a certain person. We have to determine if what we really feel is true or just infatuation. BUt nowadays, if you really like someone we are setting certain goals for that, and one of those is making him fall in love with you. So do you already know how to make him fall in love with you?
Chris Y Jensen
October 31, 2009
Love usually requires, a pinch of understanding, a spoonful of caring and a cup of trust. Now without these main ingredients or may we say main seasonings, love can't be love and can't be true as what we expect it to be. How can you make him fall in love with you again? If all you know of doing is to judge him or get angry with him all the time? You should really learn how to be patient, not all the people would know and understand everything so atleast try to voice out and explain, and it would be better to show them through your actions.
James Woolley
October 31, 2009
This article talks about how Michael McIntyre quickly established himself as one of the best stand-up comedians in the UK.
Gianluca D'Agostino
October 30, 2009
after the video ended she made the most UNspontaneous speech ever made. If she picked up a paper sheet and read it up she probably would have made her reading less evident.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
Youthful appearance can be retained by exercise and eating healthy, aside from that, even if there is nothing we can do to stop the beginning of the aging cycle, there are certain ways an individual can take to hold back the onset of aging. Anti aging nutritional supplements in conjunction with antioxidants have the ability to delay the start of the aging process. This is due to the reason that antioxidants fight free radicals that attack your immune system and makes you more vulnerable to aging and various infections.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
Aging is not just all about having wrinkles, it also involves occurrence such as decreased brain function, memory loss, and an escalating chances of an individual acquiring chronic diseases like osteoporosis, heart disease, and cancer. Many researches have acknowledged the connection between a healthy diet for anti aging and deterrence of chronic diseases.
Amy B Bassler
October 31, 2009
As we grow old our skin and physical appearance changes. The onset of the aging cycle can´t be manipulated no matter how hard an individual tries. In the past, there are different kinds of creams which are used in order to hide wrinkles, while they are effective for the purpose, they only function up to a certain extent, and they just hide the problem. Face lifts look artificial and are very expensive and painful. Now, a breakthrough research has come upon a new discovery that may address this issue. Pure ResVer, is a product that contains red wine extract which acts as an antioxidant that can deter aging.
Frank A. Hilario
October 30, 2009
The fastest carbon sink on earth, and you can find it in your farm, field, or backyard garden
M.E. Garza
October 29, 2009
Headlines and biomedical stock developments from BioMedReports.Com
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Being an alpha male is really important. If you look and act like a real man people would see the real person inside you. However, looking like a real man is not that easy. You need to be determined to pursue your goal to be an alpha male in the society.
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Have you had enough of being called a douche or a loser because you have an unhealthy body and people would just tease you all the time? I understand what you feel right now and I would definitely feel the same if I were on your shoes. Remember that it's not the end of the world yet and you definitely don't need to live with what you have right now in your life forever. You need a big change now!
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Being a real man and looking like a real man is indeed important. When we say a real man, you should be someone who is strong, confident, fearless and of course healthy. Are you feeling the pressure right now in your life because you feel that people don't seem to appreciate you because you look unhealthy for the past few years now?
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
If you want to look good and have the lean muscle you're wishing for then, you should be really serious of your goal. Speaking of lean muscles, you can have it through regular workout but of course routine exercises are not enough.
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Most people are aware that losing fat and gaining muscle at the same time is not an easy job. You really need to be focus and concentrate with your goal, for these require a tiring hard work to do. But just be positive because there are best way to lose fat and gain muscle at the same time.
Chris Dawkins L
October 29, 2009
Aren't you jealous of some other men who look hot and attractive and they seem to get any women they want? Of course it's a great feeling to have a healthy body that can attract or get anyone's attention. It's indeed an eye catching thing if you have a healthy and buff body because it definitely affects your personality or the way people would see you as a person.
Frank A. Hilario
October 29, 2009
I'm tired being pro-poor. Being pro-poor is hard work. I now am pro-rich!
Joseph Raglione
October 29, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, Barbara Boxer is absolutely on the right path but she needs your help! Come to think about it, unless you like natural disasters, you need her help a great deal more than she needs yours, but who is quibling? It is way past the time to get serious about...
Donia S. Najar
October 28, 2009
" I reached out for him, found his hands in the darkness and pulled myself closer to him. His arms encircled me cradling me to his chest. My lips searched, hunting along his throat, to his chin till I finally found his lips" wrote Stephanie Meyer in her twilight saga.
Frank A. Hilario
October 28, 2009
Climate change is not about energy; it's about lifestyle.
Dan Liftman
October 27, 2009
Angry manatees leave unwanted "presents" on Vero's public beach
Frank A. Hilario
October 27, 2009
The editors of the law were sleeping on this one; was theirs the sleep of the just?
Ken J Jackson
October 26, 2009
Astral projection occurs when the astral body is projected into the astral dimension, where things are quite different from the real world. Time becomes distorted and extended, and reality becomes fluid and changeable.
Ken J Jackson
October 26, 2009
Do you want to master the art of conscious astral projection and learn how to achieve it at will? Well, then, now you can, with the help of Abhishek Agarwal´s Astral Projection Underground book.
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Mariah Joseph
October 26, 2009
The film is the continuation of writer/director Troy Duffy's tough, stylized cutting edge saga of the MacManus brothers (Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery).
Mariah Joseph
October 26, 2009
Michael Jackson's "This Is It" will offer Jackson fans and music lovers worldwide a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the performer as he developed, created and rehearsed for his sold-out concerts that would have taken place beginning this summer in London's O2 Arena.
Mariah Joseph
October 26, 2009
After a young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban "starter" tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.
Frank A. Hilario
October 25, 2009
In Copenhagen in December, will the big boys believe their own lines?
Rhonda Lynn Fischer
October 24, 2009
Rowdy Raccoon and the Turtle Who Wanted to Fly
By Donna C. Braymer, Illustrated by Shachi Kale
ISBN 13: 978-0-9766823-7-0
Published by Sable Creek Press
32 page Hardcover
Printed in the USA
Rated 3 Stars ***
This is a lovely story about Rowdy Raccoon, Savannah Squirrel and Tommy Turtle wh...
Stephanie Lynne Thorburn
October 23, 2009
Obituary to comedian and TV host Soupy Sales- pioneer of slapstick comedy and a much loved household name in the States. Soupy reached the peek of his career in the 1950's and 60's, featuring a range of esteemed musicians on his show including Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie and Duke Ellington.
Joseph Raglione
October 24, 2009
P.M. Harper, A Bush of the North.
Joseph Raglione
October 23, 2009
Women Pay More Than Men For Health Insurance.
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
Have you been having one of the worst times of your life because your printer along with your scanner and camera stopped working and you don't know what to do anymore to fix them? Worry no more because thanks to PC Updater you can now update the drivers and make them work like new. It's definitely a must for every PC owner to also download this amazing software.
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
It is indeed important that your vision is okay to have a much better and brighter future. Imagine having loads of problems with your eyes, it would surely bring a lot of complications not just with your work or school but with your overall life. What you needto know right now are the best ways to improve vision naturally so you don't have to pay a lot of cash on eye surgery or other expensive eye products. Here are some tips on how can you have better eyes in a more natural way:
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
Wouldn't it be nice to feel so confident because you don't feel any problem with your eyes and you don't need to worry about anything at all? It's definitely an amazing feeling that you have healthy eyes and you don't need to seek any help from professionals anymore. Well, if you're having some problems with your eyes right now such as crossed eyes, double vision, lazy eyes and some reading issues, then it's time for you to know more information about the best vision therapy training you could take to help you with your dilemma. Here's what vision therapy can do to you:
Ken J Jackson
October 22, 2009
Have you been wondering if you could learn hypnosis in the comfort of your own home with the help of the internet? Now due to the fast trend of technology, you can access every little thing in the internet. Including the online hypnosis course, it is really available online. Just take your time and do some research on the internet and if you are interested you can enroll right away in just a click of seconds.
Ken J Jackson
October 22, 2009
Have you ever wonder why other people seem to have this amazing ability that can easily control others and make them do what they want all the time? Are you interested and curious on how can you possibly do this by yourself? It pretty sounds brilliant that you will have the ability to control other people and make them do what they want through the words that you are saying. Well, good news for you. You can actually do all of these if you are able to go throug conversational hypnosis training and learn all the important things that you need to know to improve and use your conversational skills to attract other people and live a much better life. If you are getting excited to enrol in the training now, then read these tips first so that you will be guaranteed to have the one of the best experiences in your life during the training.
Ken J Jackson
October 22, 2009
Have you been thinking why other people seem to have this power and ability to make others listen and believe on everything that they've been saying all the time? Do you also want to feel important and make other people believe in all the things that you are trying to say? These great things can possibly happen to your life with the help of Conversational Hypnosis. Through it you would be able to use the power of words to achieve all of the things that you want to happen in your life, which you truly deserve in the first place.
John W. Sammon
October 22, 2009
Since nobody uses it, why do we have the word "ouch," the sound you make when you hurt yourself?
Where did this word come from? There is no doubt, back in the mists of time, when small men with giant reproductive organs walked the earth looking for women and wearing animal skins, they made up the...
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
Are you suffering from an Ovarian Cyst? Are you in pain and completely stressed out of thinking about this growing cyst inside your body? Well we really can't deny the fact that 50% of the totality of women is in great pain because of an Ovarian Cyst. Sad to think but it's true. So we can't do anything but to find ways on how to eliminate the cyst and how to prevent its recurrence. Here's Cure Ovarian Cysts Naturally Review to help you.
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
This author writes about Natural Remedies For Ovarian Cyst at Alternative Treatment For Ovarian Cysts
Chris Y Jensen
October 23, 2009
Many women around the globe suffers from Ovarian cysts. Do you know what an Ovarian Cyst is? Any fluid that is being collected wrapped with a thin skin is considered as a cyst inside the body. If it forms in any portion of the ovary then it is called as an Ovarian Cyst. How is it to be treated? Well there are optional surgical procedures as well as Natural Remedies for an Ovarian Cyst.
Joseph Raglione
October 23, 2009
Why did Democratic Texas Senator Ken Salazar approve of drilling for Oil in Polar Bear Habitat? Is Ken Salazar a secretive link to the Oil industry?
Joseph Raglione
October 22, 2009
..."we can serve the national interest despite the unrelenting efforts of the special interests"...Barack Obama
Joseph Raglione
October 22, 2009
"Where polluters escape regulation and our planet pays the price."
Joseph Raglione
October 22, 2009
Gentle readers within this American Chronicle, Net Neutrality is vital and important for everybody who enjoys using a computer...including yours truly; but unfortunately there are certain individuals who want to control the World Wide Web. Uniting to protect this powerful bastion of free communicati...
Frank A. Hilario
October 21, 2009
If we don't mitigate Climate Change, Climate Change will mitigate us.
Joseph Raglione
October 21, 2009
Mike Gravel has created a detailed road map towards the creation of true Democracy for the people and by the people.
Chris Y Jensen
October 20, 2009
It's more important to do the exercises regularly than to do them for a long time. Even 30-60 seconds of eye movement every hour is very helpful. Better Eyesight Without Glasses Review could really give some help ful tips and let you know of the things that needs to be done inorder for you to take good care of your eyes.
Chris Y Jensen
October 20, 2009
There are so many ways on improving your eyesight. The only problem is that we tend to forget that we also need to take care of our eyes for us to be able to attain good eyesight and sometimes it depends on how we take good care of our body. Our eyes could be as much sensitive as our mood, but we disregard instances where in we really have to consider for us to have good eyesight. But did you know that there are already Eye Exercise to improve eyesight?
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
The monster movie genre gets spoofed with this Stone Village Pictures and Essential Entertainment production written and directed by Bo Zenga, producer of the first film in the SCARY MOVIE franchise.
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
Only two actors, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Defoe, inhabit the space of this supernatural thriller directed by Lars Von Trier. The stars play a couple who attempt to grieve for their dead child by living in seclusion in the middle of a forest.
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
From the creators of Bartleby comes a fresh new satire poking fun of the nuanced world of the New York contemporary art scene through a pair of competitive brothers – eclectic and self-important music composer Adrian (Adam Goldberg) and commercially successful painter Josh (Eion Bailey).
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
Tim Burton's beloved stop-motion-animation holiday horror returns from the grave in shocking 3-D. Originally released in 1993, its story concerns the residents of Halloween City, whose star performer
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
An extraordinary life of adventure, celebrity and continuing mystery comes to light in AMELIA, a vast, thrilling account of legendary aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart (two time Academy Award® winner Hilary Swank).
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
The Vampire's Assistant tells the frightening tale of a boy who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood.
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
The makers of the Saw films continue to make Rube Goldberg roll over in his grave with this sixth film in the series. SAW VI finds Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) the target of a FBI.
Mariah Joseph
October 20, 2009
Set in futuristic Metro City, Astro Boy is about a young robot with incredible powers created by a brilliant scientist named Dr. Tenma (Nicolas Cage). Powered by positive "blue" energy, Astro Boy (Freddie Highmore) is endowed with super strength, x-ray vision, unbelievable speed and the ability to fly.
Joseph Raglione
October 18, 2009
Gentle readers of this American Chronicle, Angela Braly defends dropping people's insurance when they get sick...>
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Meet Melanie Shouse.
A few years ago, Melanie was living the American dream when she transformed an old Domino's storefront into an expansion of her home business. Bu...
John W. Sammon
October 15, 2009
Here is a short compilation of the outstanding features of world religions and how they have been interpreted.
Catholicism - It only makes sense that the founder of this faith, a humble, obscure first century Galilean carpenter who preached humility, otherworldliness, non-accumulation of possessi...
Joseph Raglione
October 16, 2009
Can you shout louder than a million dollar carrying lobbyist?
Frank A. Hilario
October 16, 2009
The Gospel of the Poor Farmers according to Bill Gates.
Chris Y Jensen
October 15, 2009
Have you been addicted to smoking cigarettes for the past few years and you just realized that it won't really do good on you? Do you want to stop smoking once and for all and live a healthier life? It's not yet too late to switch your life around and become healthy. You can still do yourself a favor and in your own ways you can help quit smoking cigarettes. Here are some tips that you need to keep in mind if you want to stop your nasty habit: