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August 19, 2008
This is a book review about one of the most incredible books ever written, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS.
January 15, 2009
Obama and Hillary in Bush administration out. Can America be healed? Read this article, "THE ODIOUS BUSH STEW or DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU" by Jonas Holmes III, for an interesting perspective.
September 07, 2008
This is the best book you never read!
July 10, 2008
From The Loins Of The Internet A New Art Form Has Been Born
June 05, 2008
RE: Live Life to the fullest!!!
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Hey Pete,
How's it going, man. Its been awhile. I start...
March 21, 2008
Media meat heads continue their meltdown melding and molding ofmessy misappropriated stories about Mr. Obama.
February 08, 2008
Mix some Robert Anton Wilson and the Illusionati. Blend with Basil, Oregano, Politics and an Idiots sense of humor. What you get is this article. LOL
October 22, 2007
For years and years a group of individuals has been severely mistreated. Through miseducation, ignorance and well...only God knows; Elvis Impersonators around the world have been seriously maligned. Sure, there is steady work for a Good Elvis Impersonator. Heck, everyone loves to see The King. I...
August 27, 2007
Harass the Brass!Mutiny, Fragging and Desertions in the U.S. Military By Kevin Keating
A few far-sighted individuals among the U.S. political class understand the irreversible impact a ground war could have on the survival of U.S. society. This understanding may be more radical than that of most...
July 18, 2007
The last article HIGH TECH LYNCHING AND TORTURE: AMERICA'S DOMESTIC ABU-GHRAIB, PART I generated much interest and many questions. The most common themes of inquiry were primarily expressing disbelief from doubters or suffering from those being tortured by these technologies. The doubters, as wou...
June 20, 2007
The Neurophone was developed by Patrick Flanaghan in 1958. At the time, the young genius was only 14 years old. Young Flanaghan was a sharp one. At the age of 11 he designed a missile detection system that was purchased by the Department of Defense.
The Neurophone is a device that allows sound...
June 07, 2007
As America works toward its Big Push, inserting thousands of US soldiers into Iraq, the death toll rises steadily. IED's, insurgents, and Jihaddists multiply by the hundreds if not the thousands. Turning a blind eye to the reality that the entire war was based on fabrication and compromised intel...
November 30, 2006
Rebuilding Infrastructure in Venezuela: A Multi-Billion Dollar Opportunity
Report Provided by the
Open Source Internet Intelligence Service (OSIIS)
A large part of the reason that Hugo Chavez was elected President was his promise to enhance the quality of life for impoverished Venezuelans...
November 25, 2006
Deep inside the catacombs of the Department of Defense, a coterie of thinkers ensconced in the “black operations” world of “Special Access” and “Training” programs have created “Neural Net 3001”. Neural Net 3001 takes the most advanced technology and science known to man and applies it to masterin...
November 14, 2006
This article copied with permission from www.osiis.blogspot.com
Much ado has been made about the comments of senior members within the Democratic Party regarding the possible impeachment of President Bush. Some, such as myself support it vigorously, however I am fortunate enough that I do not h...
November 09, 2006
This article is copied from the Open Source Internet Intelligence Service:
www.osiis.blogspot.com
Now that the House and Senate are surfing on the anti-Bush big wave there is a moment of opportunity that must not be squandered. President Bush must be impeached or forced to resign before h...
November 07, 2006
The following article is copied from the OPEN SOURCE INTERNET INTELLIGENCE SERVICE www.osiis.blogspot.com
CHINESE DIPLOMACY AND THE ART OF THE REAL
What a day for news and an ironic day at that. As the neocon establishment heads for the hills, finally forced to look at the quagmire kn...
November 07, 2006
TAYLOR FLADGATE TEN YEAR OLD TAWNY PORT - A CLASSIC STAR
Port, port, porto, how divine you truly are. Yes, I know this is “the opposite of expert wine review”, but please forgive me. Truly, it was Port that first entered my heart while gazing at a warm fire in front of me, a serene fish tank be...
November 06, 2006
How much information does one need? How many times does something have to be reiterated? How many people, in how many places, in what occupation; have to say the same thing in order to get the message across?
Now the Military Times is speaking through at least four of their newspapers which h...
October 31, 2006
Theory: China is in full support of North Korea belligerence.
Why: North Korean belligerence acts as a military/nuclear deterrent for China.
Research: Chinese involvement in NK War. Chinese 38th parallel involvement.
Why: North Korean belligerence enhances China’s status and reputation in ...
October 31, 2006
Knowledge is a funny thing. Few have it and few can attain it. The most interesting group is those that would like to steal it, regardless of the consequences. Even more interesting are those that can afford to buy it but still want to steal it, regardless of the consequences. In essence, those that...
August 29, 2006
LEASINGHAM, CLARE VALLEY, 2001, MAGNUS, SHIRAZ CABERNET SAUVIGNON
Yes, I admit it. The 01’ Magnus appeals to the palate like berries and melted chocolate. In fact, I am determined to try the Magnus with almonds and chocolate because I have a feeling that the combo is sinfully delicious. I don’...
August 08, 2006
ARTESA 2001 ELEMENTS RED WINE - JUST PLAIN GOOD!
I don’t know the official name for the visual process but, when I swirled this wine it moved like sticky liquid silk gripping walls of glass. I think they call it legs or something. Be patient with me; after all, this is the opposite of expert win...
June 04, 2006
The aroma of Avalon, Napa Valley, Cabernet Sauvignon, Vintage 2003 is heady and oaky. It is unusually powerful and exhilarating awakening. One might even say it is heady. I was very surprised at the dynamite in this under $15 bottle. Yet I had to refrain from giving myself to much kudos because ...
June 01, 2006
Editor's Note: Amchron writer, Jonas Holmes, offers a hyperbolic news headline and accompanying story for our readers:
President George Bush called an emergency staff meeting two nights ago in which he temporarily suspended the United States Constitution. Today the Congress is expected to ratify...
May 23, 2006
According to the Russian newspaper, Pravda,(http://english.pravda.ru/news/world/23-05-2006/80866-Iran-0), today Russian Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, has called for a solution to the Iran standoff without violence. This statement is a obviously related to concerns about a U.S. military assault. ...
May 19, 2006
Russ Tice, former NSA intelligence officer and current Whistleblower, was to testify before the Senate Armed Services Committee this week. Apparently the testimony, Mr. Tice wanted to give, makes General Hayden?s phone surveillance program look like very small potatoes. Mr. Tice?s testimony is exp...