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In Texas It's Legal For Parents To Show Porn To Their Kids
"A North Texas woman (Crystal Buckner), shocked after learning her ex-husband allegedly made their daughters watch pornography on a home computer, has set out to challenge a state law established to protect the privacy of parents. The 1970s-era law allows parents to show harmful material to th...
Madness In UK: Kids As Young As Nine Recieve Career Guidance
"Children in British primary schools as young as nine are to receive advice via internet sites such as YouTube on their future career paths under a new scheme, the government said on Monday. Under the program designed to help children of all socio-economic backgrounds realize their goals, stude...
Fort Hood Carnage: Islamic Terrorism
"He prayed every day at the Muslim Community Center in Silver Spring, a devout Muslim who, despite asking to be discharged from the U.S. Army, was on the eve of his first deployment to war. Yesterday, authorities said Maj. Nidal M. Hasan, a 39-year-old Arlington-born psychiatrist, shot and killed 13...
Carrie Prejean X-Rated SexTape Scandal
"The legal standoff between Carrie Prejean and Miss California USA officials reportedly ended when a Pageant lawyer played his trump card: a sex tape far more hard-core than the nude pictures which had previously scandalized her - and in which she had the starring role. After being shown the har...
The Church Of Scientology Uses Celebs To Decieve The Masses
Our society values fame more than education, achievement, integrity, and even money. Individuals who don't possess any of these virtues will suffer indignities and humiliations to experience their 15 minutes of fame in a reality series. Americans are persuaded that 15 minutes of fame is their bi...
Max The Beagle: Certified Bedbug Scent Detection Pooch
"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite" What American child hasn't heard this advice from his parents? These homespun words usually made kids smile, because bedbugs were as real as the Tooth Fairy. Bedbugs were largely eradicated in this country after World War II, but the bloodsucking para...
Tweens Vote Miley Cyrus Worst Celeb Influence
"Miley Cyrus has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by the very people who made her a star, tweens and teens. AOL's JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website said Miley got 42% of votes when readers were asked which celebrity had the worst in a section on worst celebrity influences of th...
112-Year-Old Man Marries 17-Year-Old Child Bride
"Hundreds of people have attended a wedding in central Somalia between a man who says he is 112 years old, and his teenage wife. Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 13 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old. "Today G...
Would You Attend A Swine Flu Party?
"There`s been another development in swine flu news " `swine flu parties, where people supposedly expose themselves to the virus on purpose. While the evidence is anecdotal " and may even just be a false rumor " the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is taking it seriously. Spokesman T...
Michael Lohan Warns That Lindsay Lohan Could Be Dead Within A Year
"Michael Lohan, the attention-hungry father of fallen star Lindsay Lohan, has ignored his daughter's pleas that he stop talking about her to the press. Instead, he's decided to create another sensation by predicting her impending demise. Michael recently spoke with Grazia magazine and revealed that ...
Space Hotel To Open In 2012: $4.4 Million For Three-Night Stay
"A company behind plans to open the first hotel in space says it is on target to accept its first paying guests in 2012 despite critics questioning the investment and time frame for the multi-billion dollar project. The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will c...
Serial Killer Anthony Sowell Killed With Impunity
"As police investigators attempt to positively identify the remains of six murdered females found on the East Side property of a registered sex offender, I'm left wondering what is the point of government, neighborhoods and families, if we fail to sound alarms and investigate when people disappear? ...
Lady Issued Ticket For Not Speaking English While Driving
"A Texas woman was given a ticket for being a non-english speaking driver, but after she got a lawyer, she found out there was no such law for ordinary drivers -- only commercial truck drivers have to speak English. Dallas police Chief David Kunkle said he was surprised and stunned when he lear...
Oprah Winfrey To Interview Sarah Palin
"Former Alaska governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will appear on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" on November 16th - one day before the release of her memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life." The interview will mark the first meeting between Palin and Winfrey, who campaign...
Detroit Marathon Deaths: Is Detroit Cursed?
"Three men died within 16 minutes of each other while running a marathon in Detroit, officials said. Temperatures were cool and emergency personnel stationed throughout the course were able to reach all three men seconds after they collapsed on Sunday morning, race officials said." AFP It...
White Men In Blackface Perform As The Jackson Five
"Last night an Australian variety show aired a skit with five men in blackface performing as the Jackson 5. And the audience cheered! Thank goodness Harry Connick Jr was there to be the voice of reason. The show was a live reunion special for Hey Hey, It's Saturday, a popular and long-running pro...
Apartment Manager Bans American Flag
"At the Oaks Apartments in Albany, the management can fly their own flag advertising one and two bedroom apartments - but residents have been told they can't fly any flags at all. Jim Clausen flies the American flag from the back of his motorcycle. He has a son in the military heading back to ...
Obama Betrays Gays And Lesbians
"President Obama, struggling to keep promises he made during last year's campaign, renewed his pledge to end the military's ban on openly gay service members as he appeared at a fundraising dinner for the nation's largest gay advocacy group on Saturday night. I will end 'don't ask, don't tell,...
Obama Doesn't Deserve Nobel Peace Prize
"A surprised world greeted the award of the Nobel Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack Obama with a mixture of praise and skepticism on Friday. In its announcement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee hailed Obama's 'extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between ...
Eight American Soldiers Are Killed In Afghanistan
"Insurgents stormed remote outposts in eastern Afghanistan killing eight Americans in the deadliest battle in more than a year near the border with Pakistan, the U.S. military said Sunday. The fighting took place in Nuristan province's Kamdesh district in high mountains along the eastern border...
Dancer Exposes Lady Parts On "So You Think You Can Dance"
Raunchiness and reality TV usually go hand-in-hand, but "So You Think You Can Dance" is an exception to the rule. The hit Fox show is family-friendly fare, and the entire family (including granny) can gather together and view this delightful program. "Some people feel reality TV contestants al...
Sarah Palin Uses Facebook & Twitter To Spread Her Message
"Since resigning her post as governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has essentially gone dark, making almost no public appearances and successfully avoiding the media outlets that are clamoring to talk to her. But that doesn't mean Palin has been quiet. Relying almost exclusively on social media to g...
Fox News Manipulated Coverage Of 9/12 Tea Party
"In this morning's Washington Post, on page A9, the Fox News Channel took out a full-page ad, chest-thumping about its coverage of this past weekend's Tea Party protests in Washington, DC (which were heavily promoted by Fox News). 'How did, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and CNN miss this story?' the text re...
Jimmy Carter Is A Prophet! Don't Shoot The Messenger
Fox News is the propaganda arm of the Republican party, Murdoch's anchors and reporters make only a token attempt to hide their bias. Then there are the infamous Fox News pundits like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity who are on a mission from God to destroy the Obama administration. I was shocked...
Prisoner Traumatized After Failed Execution
"The execution of a prisoner in the US state of Ohio has been delayed for a week after jail officials had problems finding the condemned man's veins. The execution team struggled for two hours to locate veins of convicted murderer and rapist Romell Broom to inject lethal chemicals via IV tubes...
Serena Williams' Epic Meltdown At US Open
In the women's semifinal at the US Open you expect to see two of the best tennis players in the world playing their hearts out, and exhibiting sportsmanship worthy of champions. In the 2009 women's semifinal match we saw a great exhibition of tennis played at its best, until the last few seconds...
Paris Hilton Phrase Included In Oxford Book Of Quotations
"Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton are to be immortalized alongside remarks by some of the greatest thinkers of all time in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations -- and she reckons it's 'so cool.' Hilton, the socialite turned reality TV star and retailing phenomenon, is listed in ...
Bulgarian Orthodox Church Blames Madonna For Boat Disaster
"Queen of Pop Madonna has been blamed for a boating accident that claimed 15 lives on September 5 in Bulgaria. Church officials, who insisted that Madge's decision to perform on a holy day brought them bad luck, were outraged with her plans of staging her Sticky and Sweet gig in the capital Sofia on...
Should Fans Boycott American Idol To Protest New Judge Ellen DeGeneres?
"Ellen DeGeneres' love of music got her a great gig this week -- she's the new judge on 'American Idol' -- but it's also causing some trouble for her daytime talk show. The Associated Press reports that several big record companies filed a lawsuit Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Nashville that...
Seinfeld Reunion: Must See TV
"Seinfeld" had a magical and extremely successful run from 1989 to 1998, and the show is still widely syndicated. All nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are available on DVD, but fans of the TV show hunger for further adventures from the "Seinfeld" gang. There will probably never be a Seinfeld movie, but...
Lady Gaga May Be A Man, But Is She Really Collaborating With Michael Bolton?
"Lady GaGa continues to live up to her name with news of yet more unpredictable behaviour. This time she's planning to hook up with king of crooners Michael Bolton. GaGa is currently working with him, writing songs for his new album One World One Love." http://www.osoblog.tv/2009/09/lady_g...
Racism Behind Calls To Boycott President Obama's Speech To Kids
This has been the summer of the town hall meeting trolls. This Astroturf movement has been whipping up hysteria -- warning that health care reform is the first step in Obama's master plan to set up a socialist government. These right-wing nutjobs have a vendetta against Obama, they depict the pr...
Roman Catholic Church Issues Prayer For Faithful To Say Before Sex
"Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex. A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially composed Prayer Before Making Love. It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act...
Palin Exploited Levi Johnston, But Now He's Getting His Revenge
Bristol's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, was a high school drop-out, and self-acclaimed "redneck" whose only passions in life were drinking beer, hunting, and knocking up plump girls. But when John McCain had a senior moment and selected Sarah Palin as his running mate, Johnston was given a quick ma...
Jon Gosselin Exploits His Children
"Jon Gosselin may think he's living a "nightmare" -- but he said the show must go on. The unemployed father of eight who said this week he longed to step out of the searing spotlight and into a life of simplicity shot down rumors that he wanted to stop filming the wildly popular TLC show "Jon &...
Birthers Adore Sarah Palin
"A new analysis by Public Policy Polling (D) finds that Sarah Palin is especially popular with a key Republican demographic: The Birthers. Among those respondents in PPP's latest national poll who either said that President Obama was not born in the United States or were undecided, Palin had a ...
Man Gets 6 Months In Jail For Yawning In Court
"Clifton Williams, 33, attended his cousin's July hearing at Will County Courthouse in Joliet. His cousin, Jason Mayfield, pled guilty to a felony drug charge. As the judge sentenced Mayfield to two years probation, Williams let out a yawn, an involuntary faux pas in such a formal setting. Circui...
"Obama" An Entry In Dictionary Of Slang
"The sixth edition of "UCLA Slang" is being published this month and it is just 'presh!' Other terms or phrases include 'fomo,' or fear of missing out, 'schwa' for wow; and 'obama,' meaning cool, as in 'You so obama.' 'Bromance' means a close platonic friendship. And 'bellig' means drunk and...
Paris Hilton To Play Demonic Creature In Episode Of "Supernatural"
"The socialite (Paris Hilton) is set to guest-star in the fifth episode of Supernatural's new season. The role won't require too much research. 'Paris Hilton is playing a demonic creature that takes the form of... Paris Hilton,' said creator and executive producer Eric Kripke said in a stateme...
Cocaine Linked To Billy Mays' Death. I Knew Billy Mays Was Tweaking
"Cocaine use was a 'contributory cause' in the heart attack death of infomercial star Billy Mays in June, the Hillsborough County, Fla., medical examiner's office reported yesterday. Mays, 50, was famed for his ear-shattering, booming voice and machine-gun delivery, which turned his OxiClean a...
Michael Jackson's Movie "This Is It" In Theatres Oct 30, 2009
"Michael Jackson will be hitting the big screen on one of the toughest dates of the year at the box office. Sony Pictures today confirmed the long-reported deal that it is joining with Sony Music Entertainment to release a movie featuring behind-the-scenes and rehearsal footage from preparatio...
Bob Dylan To Release Christmas Album. End Of The World?
"Bob Dylan is set to release an album of Christmas songs, including "Here Comes Santa Claus" and the carol "O Little Town of Bethlehem," according to music websites. Rumors of the album first emerged on Isis magazine website, which is devoted to Dylan. It later reported the songs had been reco...
Sarah Palin's Death Panel, Town Hall Meeting Trolls And Health Care Reform
An intelligent and educated individual sees shades of gray, and he will take a balanced and nuanced approach to dealing with difficult issues. Sarah Palin on the other hand, because of her intellectual deficit and evangelical world view sees the world in black and white. An intellectually-ch...
The Press Should Treat Sarah Palin Like A Bimbo Celeb
Sarah Palin is no shrinking violet, she's a Pitt Bull with lipstick who bares her teeth when attacked or ridiculed by the press. Palin was all over David Letterman like white on rice, when the late-night comic made an ill-advised joke about her daughter. Given Palin's pugnacious personality,...
Sarah Palin Doesn't Let Divorce Rumors Stop Her From Campaigning For President
"Free from her old job as Alaska governor, Sarah Palin resurfaced over the weekend at a friendly venue -- a gathering of gun collectors. The former vice presidential candidate, who resigned as governor on July 26, gave a speech Saturday night at the Anchorage banquet which capped a four-day Nat...
Sand Sculpture Of Michael Jackson Big Hit In Germany
"A sand sculpture has been made of Michael Jackson as a tribute to the singer. The artwork was constructed in a shopping centre in Berlin, Germany, and features the singer surrounded by album artwork and other images. It took nearly 200 tonnes of sand to make the sculpture, which will remain...
Is Sarah Palin Going To Divorce Poor Todd?
"To anyone who was excited about the idea of Sarah Palin being suddenly single: Sorry. The former Alaska governor has no plans to divorce, insists a Palin spokeswoman, flatly denying Internet reports that the former Republican vice presidential candidate and her husband, Todd, are splitting up...
Crybaby Glenn Beck Calls Barack Obama A "Racist"
"FOX News host Glenn Beck dialed up his rhetoric against President Obama Tuesday, branding the president a 'racist' in an appearance on the morning show 'Fox and Friends.' Beck charged that the president's handling of the controversy over the arrest of Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. dis...
Sarah Palin's Only Asset Good Looks, In 2012 She Will No Longer Be Hot
Sarah Palin is a major force in the GOP despite not having a sterling resume, eloquence, experience or gravitas. In fact she's a blundering idiot. Palin couldn't stand the heat, and she quit her job as governor of Alaska. A male governor who quit under similar circumstances wouldn't stand a snow...
Michael Jackson's Prosthetic Nose Missing
"Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report - and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue. Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, Rolling Stone magazine said, citing witnesses who saw the King of Pop's body on the au...
Arrest Of Henry Louis Gates Jr. Proves Racism Is Alive And Well
At long last Martin Luther's King dream has come to fruition, an African American sits behind the desk at the Oval Office, and there's no longer a need for civil rights organizations like the NAACP. Yeah Right! Even President Barack Obama might have trouble hailing a cab in New York City if he w...
Top Ten New Job Possibilities For Sarah Palin
"After staying out of the public eye for most of Saturday, a day after abruptly announcing she would soon give up her job as governor, Palin indicated on a social networking site that she would take on a larger, national role, citing a 'higher calling' to unite the country along conservative lines...
Christians Outraged Over Atheist Billboard
Controversial billboard reads: Being a good person doesn't require God. Don't believe in God? You're not alone. www.FreeThoughtFlorida.com "The recruitment billboard put up by the Florida Atheist and Secular Humanist Society stands just east of Interstate 95 on Sunrise Boulevard and 27th Avenue, ...
Outrage: UFO Club Meets At A Library
"Mae Burdette knows that when she mentions UFOs and extraterrestrials, her statements often fall on skeptical or even deaf ears. But at the second meeting of a newly formed UFO Club, Burdette found an audience willing to listen with an open mind. She told a group of 20 people Wednesday night a...
French Tennis Player Tests Positive For Cocaine After French Kissing Woman
"Richard Gasquet of France, who was barred from competition after a positive drug test, is free to rejoin the ATP Tour since an International Tennis Federation panel agreed with him that he had inadvertently ingested trace amounts of cocaine while kissing a woman. Gasquet, ranked 32nd in the wo...
Gay Couple Arrested For Kissing In Public
"A gay couple say they were detained by security guards on a plaza owned by the Mormon church and later cited by police, claiming it stemmed from a kiss on the cheek. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints said that the men became argumentative and refused to leave after being asked to...
Michael Jackson: The Last Megastar
Michael Jackson's legacy was celebrated all over the world. The King of Pop ruled the pop charts, and his kingdom spanned the globe. Jackson was comfortable working in several genres (new jack swing, disco, r & b and rock), but his music transcended labels and his many hits like "Billie Jean" we...
Michael Jackson's Death: Important Historical Event
"A giant audience formed for Michael Jackson's memorial service, as millions gathered in public, in front of televisions and at computer screens to experience the mourning of the celebrated pop star. Chants of 'Michael! Michael!' rang out in Harlem, where about 1,000 gathered to watch the memor...
John Stossel Goes Bonkers: Michael Jackson Coverage Bumps His Program
"JOHN Stossel is telling his own network 'Give me a break!' after it pulled his health-case insurance segment off the air to give more time to the death of Michael Jackson. 'I am sick of the Michael Jackson coverage,' the '20/20' co-host wrote on his blog page at abc.com. 'I hate it that ABC did...
Mark Sanford's Wife Jenny Sanford A Woman Of Integrity
"The S.C. General Assembly should take a page out of Jenny Sanford's playbook. If Gov. Mark Sanford doesn't resign, the General Assembly should kick him out of the governor's mansion for the same reasons his wife kicked him out of the family mansion. He's no longer fit to lead." http://w...
The World Famous Shelbyville Cheetos Fight
"A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos. Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S...
In Remembrance Of Michael Jackson The King Of Pop
"It is alleged the 'Thriller' singer passed away from cardiac arrest today (25.06.09). It was previously suggested he was in a coma. Emergency services in California confirm they rushed a 50-year-old man to hospital this afternoon, but strict privacy laws mean that they cannot confirm if it was ...
TSA Goon Squad Harasses Ron Paul Associate
"Steve Bierfeldt says the Transportation Security Administration pulled him aside for extra questioning in March. He was carrying a pocket edition of the U.S. Constitution and an iPhone capable of making audio recordings. And he used them. On a recording a TSA agent can be heard berating Bierfeld...
In Praise Of Ed McMahon
"Although he did other things in his 86 years, Ed McMahon, who died Tuesday in Los Angeles, will be remembered mostly as the man who sat next to Johnny Carson, except when more important celebrities came between them. Notwithstanding the dozen years of hosting 'Star Search,' a role in the 1997 To...
Barack Obama In Trouble With PETA For Killing A Fly
Flies are universally despised; they have often been used in mythology and literature to symbolize death and decay. Flies are a pest, whenever folks are having a good time at a picnic or barbeque there's always flies buzzing around doing their best to dampen the good spirits. There are few th...
Dick Cheney Supports Same-Sex Marriage
"Former vice president Dick Cheney said yesterday that he supports gays being able to marry but believes states, not the federal government, should make the decision. 'I think, you know, freedom means freedom for everyone,' Cheney said in a speech at the National Press Club. 'I think people oug...
Kate And Jon Gosselin Make Octomom Look Like A Saint
"Kate Gosselin's brother and sister-in-law blasted the reality star and her husband yesterday for messing with their kids' heads just to score ratings. 'They're being exploited!' Jodi Kreider, said on CBS's 'The Early Show.' 'And it's time for America to see the situation for what it really ...
Adam Lambert Wants To Duet With Madonna
"'I really want to work with Madonna,' the American Idol runner up told OK! magazine (US) edition. 'It doesn't seem a likely pairing, maybe, but I just think that she is so creative and has such vision.'" The Press Association Some folks may think it is a bit presumptuous for Adam Lambert to...
The Horrible Humiliation Of Eminem By Bruno At MTV Movie Awards
The purpose of the MTV Movie Awards is not to reward cinematic excellence, it's an excuse to stage outrageous pranks. A few years ago Triumph The Insult Comic Dog had an infamous run-in with Eminem at the awards show, and once again the rapper was the victim of a prank. Sacha Baron Cohen was in ...
Susan Boyle Suffers Breakdown
Susan Boyle's rapid rise to superstar, from the ranks of the unemployed is both a positive lesson and cautionary tale in the celebrity age. On the way up, the 48-year-old's performance last month of 'I Dreamed a Dream' on television series 'Britain's Got Talent' was downloaded nearly 200 million ...
Equal Benefits For American Gay Diplomats
"Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton will soon announce that gay American diplomats will be given benefits similar to those that their heterosexual counterparts enjoy, U.S. officials said Saturday. In a notice to be sent soon to State Department employees, Clinton says regulations that de...
Supermodel Iman: Michelle Obama Is Not Beautiful
"US First Lady Michelle Obama is not a "great beauty," but will "just get better with age," Iman, one of the first black supermodels, says in a magazine interview. 'Mrs Obama is not a great beauty,' the Somali-born model and wife of rocker David Bowie tells Parade magazine's Sunday issue, reflect...
Twitter Saves Woman's Life
"An Atlanta city councilman used Twitter to help save the life of a woman who suffered a seizure in northeast Atlanta. Kwanza Hall tweeted instead of dialing 911 Friday evening when he spotted a woman in need of medical assistance at the corner of John Wesley Dobbs Avenue and Jackson Street. ...
Celebrities Love To Twit On Twitter
I regularly read the online editions of the New York Times, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal and the Christian Science Monitor. But I also check out the entertainment sites -- Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and other celebrity bimbos provide enough fodder for a hundred artic...
Has The Missing Link Finally Been Found?
"The nearly complete and remarkably preserved skeleton of a small, 47 million-year-old creature found in Germany was displayed Tuesday by scientists who said it would help illuminate the evolutionary roots of monkeys, apes and humans. Experts praised the discovery for the level of detail it pro...
The Montauk Monster Returns
Summer is right around the corner, and it's time for barbeques, picnics, long road trips and the reappearance of the Montauk Monster. The Montauk Monster was an online sensation last year, the image of the bloated corpse of the Montauk Monster garnered as many hits as racy pics of Lindsay Lohan,...
Documentary "Outrage" Outs Florida Gov. Charlie Crist
"California GOP Rep. David Dreier and a number of other politicians are the unwilling stars of a controversial new documentary with an explosive premise - it's time to blow open the closet door on prominent politicians who have hidden their homosexuality while actively working against gay causes. ...
Christian School May Suspend Student For Taking His Girlfriend To Public School Prom
"An Ohio teenager says he expects to be suspended from a Christian school for attending a public school prom with his girlfriend. Officials at Heritage Christian School in Findlay had warned 17-year-old Tyler Frost that he would be suspended and prohibited from attending graduation if he went t...
Celebrity Priest Alberto Cutie Should Marry Lover And Divorce Hiimself From Church
"The Rev. Alberto Cutié, the Roman Catholic priest and international television and radio celebrity who was caught in tabloid photographs kissing a woman, said Monday that he was torn between two loves - the church and his girlfriend. In an interview on Monday with Maggie Rodriguez of the CBS ...
The National Day Of Prayer Is A National Disgrace
"The White House is planning a muted observance of Thursday`s National Day of Prayer, a response that has disappointed both Christian conservatives and an atheist group that wants to end the tradition. Congress established the day in 1952 and in 1988 set the first Thursday in May as the day for...
Miss California (Carrie PreJean) On Anti-Gay Marriage Crusade
In the interview portion of the Miss USA pageant, Carrie Prejean who represented California was asked by celebrity judge Perez Hilton: "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex-marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?" Prejean could have danc...
Golden Girl Bea Arthur Passes Away
"Bea Arthur, who went from supporting roles on Broadway to stardom in two groundbreaking TV sitcoms died Saturday in Los Angeles, a family spokesman said. Arthur was 86, spokesman, Dan Watt, told The New York Times. He said she had cancer." UPI.Com "Beatrice "Bea" Arthur (May 13, 1922 - Apr...
No Amnesty For Bush Team Of Torturers
The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence are the principal documents that define America. These official papers speak of the brotherhood of man, freedom of expression and freedom from tyranny, and they are universally regarded as America's greatest contribution to th...
Is Homeland Security Warning An Attack On Talk Radio?
"The Department of Homeland Security is warning law enforcement officials about a rise in "rightwing extremist activity," saying the economic recession, the election of America's first black president and the return of a few disgruntled war veterans could swell the ranks of white-power militias. ...
Cowardly Jamie Foxx Attacks Child Star Miley Cyrus
I'm a newspaper columnist and and I contribute to several Web sites; I cover current events, politics and pop culture. My favorite subject is Hollywood, and I show absolutely no mercy to the bimbo triplets: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. These infantile women deserve to be eviscerat...
Barack Obama Panders To Muslims
With his charisma, intelligence, optimism and eloquence President Barack Obama is uniquely qualified to unite Americans at this critical juncture in history. Obama's sterling qualities have served him well abroad, he is greeted like a rock star by foreign audiences. Obama doesn't have to reso...
Gov. David A. Paterson: An Embarrassment To New York
New York Governor Elliot Spitzer resigned in the wake of a prostitution scandal. New Yorkers breathed a sigh of relief when David Paterson was sworn in to take his place. The Horatio Alger tale of a legally blind African American who becomes the governor of the great state of New York was enough...
Europe Falls In Love With Michelle Obama
Barack Obama failed to convince the G-20 leaders that more stimulus spending is the solution to the global economic crisis, and he failed to persuade the world leaders to commit troops to Afghanistan. However the G-20 summit was a success for Obama, he charmed world leaders, enthralled the media, an...
Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Same-Sex Marriage Ban
Iowa is smack dab in the middle of America's heartland; the small state is eons away from the cultural and ethnic diversity of the Left coast and East coast. Iowa conjures up images of corn-fed milk drinking families enjoying picnics, going to church, and watching Fox News in their living rooms. ...
Holy Cow! ShamWow Pitchman KaPows Hooker
"Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a pro...
Obama Sending More Troops To Afghanistan
You don't have to be a West Point graduate to know that the US is stuck in an unwinnable and untenable situation in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, our commander-in-chief doesn't want to accept this truth, and desperate to do something (anything) Obama announced that he's sending thousands more US f...
The Legalization Of Prostitution: The Perfect Stimulus For Our Ailing Economy
Prostitution has been around forever, and it continues to thrive even in countries with draconian punishment for prostitutes and their clients. Prostitution will never be wiped out, all governmental efforts to get rid of it are doomed to fail. There will always be guys who are too horny, and girls w...
Rep. Barney Frank: Justice Scalia Is A Homophobe
"Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank called Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a 'homophobe' in an interview released Monday on a gay online news site, and said he hoped a challenge to a federal law widely disliked in the gay community will not be heard before the high court until new justices are sea...
Government Agency Switches To Chinese Condoms
"At a time when the federal government is spending billions of stimulus dollars to stem the tide of U.S. layoffs, should that same government put even more Americans out of work by buying cheaper foreign products? That's the dilemma for the folks at the U.S. Agency for International Development...
Woman Sees UFO Shaped Like Blue Banana
"Sketches of aliens and UFOs spotted by members of the public have been released by the Minsitry of Defence. The drawings include a blue banana-shaped object with dangling human-like arms and legs, seen in London in 1989. Sarah Knapton/Telegraph.Co.UK Tabloids are very popular in the UK ...
Obama Controversy: Compares His Bad Bowling To Special Olympics
"Toward the end of his approximately 40-minute taping on the "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," Obama talked about how he'd gotten better at bowling and had been practicing in the White House bowling alley. "I bowled a 129," he told Leno. "That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastic...
Sen. Grassley Is Right: AIG Execs Should Commit Suicide
"In an interview with Cedar Rapids, Iowa, radio station WMT-AM today, Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, said executives of AIG should consider following what he described of the Japanese model of shamed corporate executives: apology or suicide. 'I ...
Pope: Condoms Make AIDS Crisis Worse
"Sub-Saharan Africa is more heavily affected by HIV and AIDS than any other region of the world. An estimated 22 million people were living with HIV at the end of 2007 and approximately 1.9 million additional people were infected with HIV during that year. In just the past year, the AIDS epidemic in...
Obama LIfts Bush's Restrictions On Stem Cell Research
"President Barack Obama lifted restrictions on federal funding of human embryonic stem cell research on Monday, angering abortion opponents but cheering those who believe the study could produce treatments for many diseases. 'We will lift the ban on federal funding for promising embryonic stem ...
Octomom's PR Flack Quits: Nadya Suleman Is Nuts
Publicists never shrink from a challenge, as long as there is a buck to be made they are willing to represent even the most loathsome creature. If Paris Hilton's publicist suddenly passed away , before you could say "that's hot", the pop diva's Blackberry would be full of text messages from publicis...
Is Rush Limbaugh The Leader Of The GOP?
President Barack Obama is the undisputed leader of the Democratic Party. His approval ratings are through the roof, and the only Democrat with the name recognition and the organization to challenge him in 2012 (Hillary Clinton) is safely ensconced in his administration. Obama can depend on the membe...
Octomom: The Most Despised Woman In The World
"It seems so long ago now, but for just a day or two last month Nadya Suleman was known as Miracle Mom, the amazing woman who gave birth to the longest-surviving set of octuplets. But in short order the public learned that Miracle Mom was also Single Mom, Unemployed Mom and Welfare Mom. And as ...
Church Of England Uses Twitter To Urge Acts Of Kindness
"The Church of England is embracing the latest technology as it urges the online community to mark Lent with 'simple acts of generosity and thoughtfulness in the real world'. Church leaders will use the social networking site Twitter and a new Facebook application to encourage people to share t...
Did Google Ocean Discover Atlantis?
Google Street View captured an Australian man passed out drunk in front of his house, Google Earth discovered a pristine forest in Mozambique, and the Google search engine can be used to find dirt on your old high school pals and ex-girlfriends. But has Google Ocean discovered the Lost City of Atlan...
Obama Should Demand That Roland Burris Resign
Roland Burris is a political hack who never would have been elected to the Senate under his own merits. To spite the Democrats then-Gov. Rod Blagojevich appointed Burris to fill Obama's vacant Senate seat. If Burris had a shred of integrity he would have turned down the tainted appointment by the di...
Does Personhood Start At Conception?
"NORTH Dakota has become the first US state to move towards passing a law that defines 'personhood' as starting at the moment of conception, which would effectively outlaw abortion, pro-life groups said. Lawmakers in the North Dakota lower house voted 51 to 41 on Tuesday to pass the Personhood of...
PETA's "Live Make-Out Tour" Exploits Lesbians
"In a public display of passion that's bound to raise a few eyebrows and turn lots of heads, two PETA beauties--decked out in sexy lingerie--will kiss and pose provocatively on a bed set up on the sidewalk at a busy Albuquerque intersection on Friday in order to make the point that vegetarians are...
Henrietta Hughes' Plea Draws Support And Scorn
At President Barack Obama's recent town hall meeting in Ft. Myers, Fla, a middle-aged African American woman took the microphone. Henrietta Hughes didn't ask a policy wonk question, instead she made an impassioned plea for financial assistance. "I have an urgent need, unemployment and homelessness, ...
Too Many In Gitmo Guilty Only Of FWM (Farming While Muslim)
The Guantanamo Bay prison camp is a symbol of American arrogance and disdain for international law. President Obama has promised to close it down within a year, but that's not soon enough. Some of the men being held at Gitmo are guilty only of FWI (Farming while Islamic). They are hapless farmer...
Conservative Party Leader Cameron: I Will Share Info About UFOs
"David Cameron vowed today that if he was elected Prime Minister he would bring an end to the era of government secrecy over UFOs and extra-terrestrial activity. Speaking at one of his 'Cameron Direct' public meetings, the Conservative Party leader pledged that a Tory government would be 'entire...
Jessica Simpson Is Curvaceous Not Fat: Press Get Off Her Back
Entertainment reporters are in a twitter about Jessica Simpson's new curvaceous body. From their reaction you would gather that the few pounds Jessica has gained is one of the signs of the impending Apocalypse. This is a non-story, in my humble opinion Jessica has never looked more fantastic. Sho...
Octuplets Mom Already Has 6 Children
When we heard that a mother in California had delivered octuplets and that they were all expected to survive we celebrated the historic occasion. After a deluge of bad news about economic woes, political corruption and unending wars it was nice to hear good news for a change. Recently it's been the ...
Millions Of Americans Wrapped In Warmth Of Snuggies: The Blanket With Sleeves
We've all seen the ubiquitous commercial for "Snuggie", an oversized fleece blanket with sleeves. USA Today and Time Magazine have written articles about the blanket that has blanketed America with its warmth. Let me digress by pointing out that USA Today is America's newspaper, our country is...
Did UFO Attend Obama's Inauguration Ceremony? Watch Video
"A UFO dropped in on Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony, it was claimed last night. News footage captured a shadowy object flashing across the sky before the new President's speech. The high-speed object appears to streak behind the Washington Monument and then disappear into the clouds. ...
Rush Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails
"My hope, and please understand me when I say this. I disagree fervently with the people on our side of the aisle who have caved and who say, 'Well, I hope he succeeds. We've got to give him a chance.' Why? They didn't give Bush a chance in 2000. Before he was inaugurated, the search-and-destroy mis...
Barack Obama's Inauguration: A Magical Day
"Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th president of the United States Tuesday, and called on Americans to join him in confronting what he described as an economic crisis caused by greed but also 'our collective failure to make hard choices.'" The New York Times During the hard-fought president...
Israel Humiliates Hamas: Israeli Soldiers Exit Gaza In Jubiliant Mood
The 2006 war between Israel and Hezbollah was widely perceived as a victory for the terrorist organization. The mighty Israeli army was able to destroy Lebanon's infrastructure and Hezbollah's buildings with impunity, but the terrorist guerillas gained a lot of "street cred" in Muslim countries for ...
Barack Obama's Dinner Party With Conservative Intellectuals
"President-elect Obama dined Tuesday with "some of his fiercest intellectual adversaries," said Jonathan Martin in Politico, including conservative writers George Will, Charles Krauthammer, William Kristol, Larry Kudlow, David Brooks, Rich Lowry, Peggy Noonan, Michael Barone, and Paul Gigot. The off...
US District Judge Casey Rodgers Rules Against School Prayer
"A federal judge has ordered the Santa Rosa County School District to stop promoting religion and prayer in the classroom and at school events. U.S. District Court Judge Casey Rodgers ruled Friday after school officials admitted allegations in a lawsuit filed by the American Civil Liberties Union...
America Is Flooding Mexico With Guns
Millions of Americans look forward to the inauguration of President-elect Barack Obama, he represents the rich ethnic diversity of America. In a post racial America anyone with the drive, determination, intelligence and eloquence of Obama can achieve greatness in their realm of expertise. The va...
Hugo Chavez To Keep Sending Free Oil To US Poor
"President Hugo Chavez will keep donating heating oil for poor American families in a costly decision that suggests the Venezuelan leader wants to keep to his pledges-and buttress his image-in spite of falling oil prices. Venezuela's Citgo Petroleum Corp. announced the aid program would continue...
Congress Should Bail Out Porn Industry
"Adult entertainment moguls Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking for a $5 billion bailout from the government, claiming the pornography industry on the decline. Flynt, founder of the porn magazine Hustler, and Francis, 'Girls Gone Wild' producer, feel that they should be granted a portion of th...
Joe The Plumber Is Now Joe The Journalist
"Joe The Plumber is putting down his wrenches and picking up a reporter's notebook. The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential campaign says he is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for the conservative Web site pjtv.com. Samuel J. Wurzelbacher (WUR'-zuhl-bah-kur) s...
Virginity Pledges Don't Work
"The U.S. government spends more than $200 million annually on abstinence-promotion programs, including virginity pledges. The latter approach does not work too well. A new study of a federal survey taken in the 1990s finds that teens who took virginity pledges are just as likely as other te...
Charles Barkley DUI And Looking For Hot Sex
"Charles Barkley told an officer following his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol that he was in a rush because he was on his way pick up a 'hot' girl for sex, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun. When Barkley was arrested in Scottsdale, Ariz., earl...
Poll: Sarah Palin Most Desirable Celebrity Neighbor
"If they had to live next door to a celebrity, American adults would most like to be neighbors with Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and chat show host Oprah Winfrey. But trouble-prone pop star Britney Spears would be the worst celebrity neighbour, according to a survey published on Tuesday of the most an...
The Cynthia McKinney Relief Boat Controversy
Cynthia McKinney has a penchant for courting controversy, sometimes willingly, sometimes unwillingly. McKinney's most infamous controversy is when she attempted to enter the Longworth House Office Building without wearing a lapel pin identifying her as a member of Congress. She was stopped by Capito...
British Politician Wants Movie-Style Ratings For Internet Sites
"Internet sites could be given cinema-style age ratings as part of a Government crackdown on offensive and harmful online activity to be launched in the New Year, the Culture Secretary says. In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, Andy Burnham says he believes that new standards of decency nee...
Pope Equates Homosexuality With Destruction Of Rain Forest
A wise man doesn't expect enlightened dialogue from a religious leader with a penchant for wearing a hat that strongly resembles a dunce cap, and I don't count upon any ecumenical and inclusive speeches to emanate from the Vatican. Once again the Pontiff is using his worldwide platform to divide...
DNA Tests Confirm Remains Are Caylee Anthony
"Skeletal remains found in the woods are the Florida 3-year-old who has been missing since June, and her death is considered a homicide, a county medical examiner said Friday. DNA tests confirm that the remains match Caylee Anthony's genetic profile, said the medical examiner, Dr. Jan Garavaglia....
Casey Anthony's Lawyer Has Assembled Dream Team II
Americans aren't blessed with patience, we want everything to move at broadband speed but sometimes life is dial-up slow. We've been waiting a frustratingly long time for closure and resolution to the Caylee Anthony disappearance. Caylee vanished in June 2008 when she was two, and for these many ...
Bernard Madoff Ponzi Scheme: Can Wall Street Recover?
"A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business." Wikipedia When I lived in Oakland, CA I worked for a large insurance company, o...
Iraqi Patriot Who Hurled Shoes At Bush: Time Magazine's "Person of the Year"?
"A picture paints a thousand words" I have written over a hundred essays expressing my disgust and anger at Bush's illegal and unethical invasion of Iraq that has resulted in the meaningless death of thousands of American soldiers, and over a hundred thousand Iraqi civilians. I have debated many ...
Iraqi Hero Hurls Shoes At George W. Bush
"President Bush arrived in Iraq Sunday for one brief, final visit to the country his administration has irreparably changed. Although grateful to the US for toppling Mr. Hussein, many Iraqis view the aftermath with scorn and dismiss the notion that the US came here in the name of democracy or to...
Plastic Surgery For Corpses
"It was only a matter of time. You can get plastic surgery when you're a spoilt teen, an image conscious middle ager and a shrivelled old hag. So why not have some when you're dead? Undertakers say more and more people are asking to be tucked and smoothed out for their funeral to look good for t...
Did The Police Find Caylee Anthony's Remains?
"Caylee Marie Anthony (born August 9, 2005), from Orlando, Florida, has been missing since June 2008 and has attracted national attention for the mysterious and dubious circumstances of her disappearance and possible death. Her mother, Casey Anthony (born 1986), was indicted on October 14, 2008, for...
Teachers Using Red Pen To Grade Papers Harm Students Psyche
"Teachers using red pen to mark students' work could be harming their psyche as the color is too aggressive, according to education strategies drafted by an Australian state government. The 'Good Mental Health Rocks' kit, which was distributed this month to about 30 schools in Queensland state, o...
"Day Without A Gay" Protest
"Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to 'call in gay' Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it's wise to encourage skipping work given the nation's economic distress. Organizers of 'Day Without a Gay' - scheduled to coinci...
Customers At Karaoke Bar Kill Man Who Wouldn't Give Up Mic
"A man has been stabbed to death by customers at a Malaysian karaoke bar for singing too much and refusing to share the mic." Metro.Co.UK Performing at a karaoke bar is a serious hobby for some folks, they spend hours practicing at home and get all dolled-up before leaving home. Imagine go...
Karma Is Gonna Get You: OJ Simpson Sentenced To 15 Years
"O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for kidnapping and armed robbery. Simpson, 61, and co-defendant Clarence 'C.J.' Stewart were both sentenced to 15 years in prison at a court in Las Vegas. They will be eligible for parole after five years." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...
Britney Spears Tops Yahoo's Most Searched Term List
2008 is one of the most tumultuous and momentous years in our history; I can't wait for it to finally be over. This year we witnessed the most thrilling presidential election in history culminating in the election of the first African American president; we remain entangled in two senseless wars; we...
High School Teacher Sells Ad Space On Exams
"A Southern California calculus teacher says he's selling ad space on his test papers to make up for a cut in his supply budget. Tom Farber, 47, said 'tough times call for tough actions' so he started selling ad space on his test papers at $10 for a quiz, $20 for a chapter test and $30 for a sem...
Top Ten Christmas Gifts That Guys Hate
A TIE I almost never wear a suit and tie and yet I have tons of ties, almost all of them presents from friends, acquaintances and family members too lazy and too unimaginative to buy me a real present. A tie is a default present fit only for loathsome creatures that you can't stand. A FRUITCAK...
Is Christmas Right Time For Atheist To Condemn Religion?
At this time of the year you can't drive a city block or enter most public or private buildings without being overwhelmed by decorations, trees and other symbols of Christmas. An individual who doesn't go along with the yuletide program is considered a Scrooge who should be shunned by polite soc...
Escapist Movies Like "Twilight" Are Recession-Proof
"True to form and in keeping with past recessions, Americans are flocking to the movies, the chief executive of the largest U.S. theater chain said on Wednesday. 'We're approximately two-thirds of the way through the quarter, and we are having a very good fourth quarter this year compared to last...
University Bans Christmas Trees From Its Libraries
"CHAPEL HILL For as long as anyone can remember, Christmas trees adorned with lights and ornaments have greeted holiday season visitors to UNC Chapel Hill's two main libraries. Not this year. The trees, which have stood in the lobby areas of Wilson and Davis libraries each December, were kep...
New Study: Happiness Is Contagious
"New research from Harvard Medical School and the University of California, San Diego suggests that happiness is influenced not only by the people you know, but by the people they know. The study showed that happiness spreads through social networks, sort of like a virus, meaning that your happin...
"Prop 8 - The Musical" Starring Jack Black A Big Hit On Internet
" Since Proposition 8 passed in California, much of Hollywood has been up in arms. Now, they are singing and dancing, too, in a new Web video called 'Prop 8: The Musical.' The video was posted Wednesday on FunnyOrDie.com, the video site co-founded by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. The site has foun...
Paris Hilton Can't Find Record Label To Release Her New Album
Paris Hilton has failed as a movie star and pop singer, but she has enjoyed wild success as Paris Hilton. We wince when we hear Hilton's songs on the radio, and we shun her movies, but we can't get enough of her not so private life. When I find an article in Billboard Magazine about Hilton's upcomin...
Barack Obama Pledges Not To Smoke In White House
'There are times where I've fallen off the wagon,' the president-elect said when asked in a broadcast interview whether he has kicked the habit. 'I've done a terrific job, under the circumstances, of making myself much healthier,' he said. 'And I think that you will not see any violations of the...
Zoo Sells Christmas Ornaments Made From Reindeer Poop
The typical gift shop at a zoo will sell stuffed tigers and other crap, but the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop really does sell crap. "The Christmas ornaments for sale at the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer. Honest! Staffers make decorations out of droppings from ...
A Play Featuring Robots And Humans Opens In Japan
"A PLAY with a difference has opened in Japan - it's cast is half robot, half human. The theatrical production stars a pair of Mitsubishi's 'Wakamura' robots alongside two human actors. The robots cannot use facial movements to express emotions so instead tilt their heads and make s...
Will Robot Soldiers Be More Ethical Than Human Soldiers?
"In the heat of battle, their minds clouded by fear, anger or vengefulness, even the best-trained soldiers can act in ways that violate the Geneva Conventions or battlefield rules of engagement. Now some researchers suggest that robots could do better. 'My research hypothesis is that intelligent ...
Happy Holidays: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
"Never apologize to, compliment, or show graciousness to a Democrat." "[The] Spawn of Satan convention in Boston [was attended by] corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons." "If we took away women's right to vote,...
Some Parents Want Playground Monitor Fired: She's An Ex Porn Star
"An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare. Some parents in Vineland, N.J., as well as the board of education president, want Louisa C. Tuck fired, but...
E.D Hill (Mrs. Terrorist Fist Jab) Kicked To The Curb By Fox News
"Exclusive: TVNewser has learned veteran Fox News Channel anchor E.D. Hill will not be renewed when her current contract expires. Hill, who has been with Fox News for more than 10 years, will continue with the network for the next few months until her current deal expires." http://www.mediabistro...
Al Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri: Barack Obama Is A House Negro
"Al-Qaida No. 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted Barack Obama in the terror group's first reaction to his election, calling him a demeaning racial term implying that the president-elect is a black American who does the bidding of whites. The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Ar...
Wanda Sykes: I'm A Lesbian And I Have A Wife
"Seems Ellen DeGeneres isn't the only funny lady with a wife. Comedian Wanda Sykes is also married to a woman. Sykes spoke out this weekend at a rally in Las Vegas protesting the passage of Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California. 'We took a huge leap forward [in electing Bar...
PETA Supporter Dumps Flour On Fur-clad Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan usually makes the news for what she doesn't wear (underwear), but today she's in the spotlight for what she does wear (fur). "An anti-fur activist showered U.S. actress Lindsay Lohan with flour at a nightclub in Paris, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said. The actres...
Lynchburg, VA Burglar Makes National News
I live in Lynchburg VA, and ever since the controversial televangelist Jerry Falwell passed away a couple of years ago my small burg no longer makes the national news. Nothing of consequence happens in my fair city, a fender bender on Main Street doesn't have any national or international reperc...
Astronauts To Drink Purified Urine
"As NASA prepares to double the number of astronauts living aboard the International Space Station, nothing may do more for crew bonding than a machine being launched aboard the space shuttle Endeavour on Friday. It's a water-recycling device that will process the crew's urine for communal con...
Pregnant Man Pregnant Again
"The famously pregnant man, transgender male Thomas Beatie, proudly showed off his expanding belly and revealed that he and his wife are considering having more children, according to a British tabloid. Beatie, born a woman who was named Tracy Lagondino, retained his female reproductive organs, ...
DC Bus Ads Proclaim: Why Believe In A God?
"Ads proclaiming, 'Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness' sake,' will appear on Washington, D.C., buses starting next week and running through December. The American Humanist Association unveiled the provocative $40,000 holiday ad campaign Tuesday." http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...
Blacks Overwhelmingly Vote In Favor Of Anti-Gay Proposition 8
"Supporters of gay marriage, frustrated over a ballot-box defeat in California, have channeled much of their anger toward the towering white spires of Mormon temples. For months, the Mormon church sought to portray itself as just one member of a coalition of Catholics, evangelicals, black Protest...
Barack Obama's Victory: A Milestone In Race Relations
The President of the United States is not only the head of the executive branch and the commander-in-chief, he's also the pastor-in chief. When there's a natural disaster, a terrorist attack or any other crisis, we eagerly await for the president's response. We cling to his every word, trying to gle...
John McCain's Selection Of Sarah Palin: Treason?
I don't expect a vice-presidential candidate to be familiar with all the nuances of the Kyoto treaty, but I do hope that he or she will know more about politics and current events than the average elementary school student. Sarah Palin has all the gravitas of a feather duster, the former beauty ...
President Bush's Dog Barney Bites Reporter
Talk about a biting critique of the press. It seems President Bush's dog Barney wasn't much in the mood for friendly attention during his walk outside the White House on Thursday. So when Reuters reporter Jon Decker reached down to pet the Scottish terrier, the seemingly docile dog snapped at hi...
The World Celebrates Barack Obama Victory
Barack Obama's general election victory was a tremendous personal vindication. About two years ago when the relatively unknown junior senator from Illinois with the funny name and the big ears announced he was running for president, his colleagues and pundits didn't give him a chance against the vau...
The Obama Landslide: A Repudiation Of George W. Bush
It's 9:30 pm (eastern time) and not all of the results are in, but two thing are clear: Obama is going to win in a landslide and the turnout is going to set a record. Why are voters turning out in such massive numbers, and what does the Obama blowout mean? Americans are notoriously impatient,...
It's Election Day, Don't Forget To Vote
After almost two years the 2008 presidential campaign is finally over. No more robo calls, negative ads, talking heads and bewildering and often contradictory polls. No more stump speeches and debates, now we wait only for the victory and concession speeches. If you are sick and tired of invasiv...
Sex On Boob Tube Linked To Teen Pregnancy
Groundbreaking research suggests that pregnancy rates are much higher among teens who watch a lot of TV with sexual dialogue and behavior than among those who have tamer viewing tastes. 'Sex and the City,' anyone? That was one of the shows used in the research. The new study is the first to lin...
Prankster Punks Palin
Sarah Palin Punk'd By Prank Call By Robert Paul Reyes "Sarah Palin has been hoodwinked by a French Canadian radio host posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In a six-minute call with Marc-Antoine Audette, part of a comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of st...
Auntiegate: Barack Obama's Aunt Living Illegally In The United States
The 2008 presidential campaign has bestowed quite a few dubious characters with their precious fifteen minutes of fame: Joe the Unlicensed Plumber, Tito the Builder, The old lady who called Obama an Arab, and of course Sarah Palin. Now you can throw in Barack Obama's aunt who is living illegally...
Touch My Rash: Punk Rock Group May Be The Next Big Thing
America is still the land of opportunity, where only your desire and imagination limits how much you can accomplish. Only in America can a Steve Wozniak usher in the personal computer revolution from his garage. Only in America can a biracial young man from humble means grow up to become the presid...
Sarah Palin A Catastrophe For The GOP
"John McCain appears to be headed for a defeat, with only a residual hope of a re-run of the great Dewey versus Truman upset in 1948 to sustain him. But in his reckless choice of running mate he has ensured that attempts to rebuild the Republican party in the event of defeat will be hampered by th...
The Sarah Palin Cabbage Patch Kid Doll For Sale On eBay
For those that remember the ever popular Cabbage Patch Kids, there is a new doll that will soon be hitting eBay for charity. Four one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Kids have been created and dressed to look like Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain and VP candidates Joe Biden and Sarah...
Buses In London May Carry The Ad: There's Probably No God
"London's iconic red buses could be plastered with the slogan 'There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life,' in an atheist advertising campaign responding to a set of Christian ads. Comedy writer Ariane Sherine, 28, objected to the Christian adverts on some London buses, whi...
Jennifer Hudson's Nephew Found Dead
"Just a month ago, a bubbly Jennifer Hudson - who had been striking gold with just about everything she touched - was running down the list of all the projects that she expected would soon dominate her life. Already an Oscar-winning actress, the 25-year-old was about to release her first album...
Hugo Chavez Dismisses Sarah Palin As A "Beauty Queen"
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, renowned for colorful insults of world leaders, called U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin a confused 'beauty queen' on Friday after she said he was a dictator. ... 'I saw the vice presidential candidate, there she was talking about 'the dictator Hugo C...
Sarah Palin: Election In God's Hands
"Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin describes herself as a 'hard-core pro-lifer' and expresses confidence that in spite of disheartening polls, 'putting this in God's hands, that the right thing for America will be done at the end of the day on Nov. 4.' In an interview with evan...
Sarah Palin's $150,000 Shopping Spree
"The Republican National Committee spent $150,000 on clothing and accessories for the vice presidential candidate and her family since early September, according to a report by the Politico Web site." The New York Daily News/KENNETH R. BAZINET Sarah Palin's constant refrain on the campaign tri...
Sarah Palin Wants To Ban Gay Marriage
"In an interview with CBN's David Brody, Sarah Palin signaled her support for a constitutional ban on gay marriage, a position that John McCain once described as "antithetical in every way to the core philosophy of Republicans." 'I am, in my own, state, I have voted along with the vast majorit...
Sarah Palin Condemns John McCain's Use Of Robo Calls
When Sarah Palin speaks extemporaneously it seems like the Pentecostal hottie is speaking in tongues. I keep waiting for someone in the audience to stand up and interpret her utterance. Palin makes a modicum of sense only when she is reading from a teleprompter or reciting talking points. When s...
John McCain And Sarah Palin Are Dividers Not Uniters
George W. Bush failed to live up to his promise to be a "uniter and not a divider", his disastrous decision to invade Iraq, and his economic policies that favor the wealthy have polarized this country like never before. John McCain and Sarah Palin are doing little to unite this country, in fact t...
Desperate John McCain Relies On Robo Calls To Smear Barack Obama
Robo calls are a very invasive approach to political campaigning, it's equivalent to the approach that Jehovah's Witnesses take to sharing their faith: Banging on your door and disturbing your family dinner. Automated calls from political parties should be outlawed, they are a nuisance and they d...
Sarah Palin: Guilty of Violating Ethics Laws And Abuse Of Power
America, and indeed the whole world, is in the gravest financial disaster since the Great Depression, and McCain is busy hurling baseless and vicious accusations against Sen. Barack Obama. McCain has admitted on several occasions that the economy is not his forte, and his declaration that the "f...
NSA Spooks Listen In On Americans Having Phone Sex
"Congress is looking into allegations that National Security Agency linguists have been eavesdropping on Americans abroad. A terrorist surveillance program instituted by the Bush administration allows the intelligence community to monitor phone calls between the United States and overseas withou...
Newsweek's Controversial Sarah Palin Cover
"This week's Newsweek features an extreme close-up of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- a picture so detailed it shows every blemish and wrinkle and even a few wisps of facial hair. Republican media consultant Andrea Tantaros told Fox News the photo is 'a clear slap in the face' at Palin. An officia...
Joe Biden: John McCain A "Sidekick" And An "Angry Man Making Ugly Attacks"
"Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden called Republican John McCain an angry man making ugly attacks against the Democratic ticket to cover up his support for President Bush. 'You can't call yourself a maverick when all you've ever been is a sidekick,' Biden said Wednesday of McCain....
Should The Media Boycott Sarah Palin Until She Holds A Press Conference?
John McCain treats the media with contempt, he rarely holds a news conference and he keeps his lipstick wearing Pitt Bull on a very tight leash. Early in the campaign McCain seemed to enjoy the give-and-take with the press, but now he assiduously avoids reporters. Joe Biden has granted over fift...
Deconstructing A Sarah Palin Comment
"'It's like kind of providential yesterday what happened to me,' Palin said. 'I am reading on my Starbucks mocha cup the quote of the day. You'll never believe what the quote was! It was Madeleine Albright, former secretary of state and U.N. ambassador, and Madeleine has as her quote of the day for ...
Bangkok Politician Punches TV Host
"An underdog in Sunday's election for governor of Bangkok punched and kicked a television journalist Thursday, saying he was provoked by tough questions during a live interview. 'I admit I did it. I couldn't stand it when he humiliated me on air,' said Chuvit, a stocky former bodybuilder who own...
Sarah Palin Plays The Fear And Race Cards
"ABC News' Imtiyaz Delawala Reports: Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin invoked fear for the first time when discussing Sen. Barack Obama's connection to former 60's radical William Ayers. 'I am just so fearful that this is not a man who sees America the way that you and I see...
Sarah Palin's Perky, Quirky Debate Performance
The bar for last night's Veep debate was painted on the floor for Sarah Palin. The governor of Alaska didn't trip on her way to the platform, she didn't respond to a difficult question in a fit of glossolalia, her head didn't spin around like Linda Blair, and she didn't ask for a lifeline. Therefore...
Sarah Palin Can't Unable To Mention A Newspaper She Reads
I write an opinion column for a newspaper, and I also contribute to a couple of Web sites. I am on a pace to write over 500 essays this year; I get my ideas for my editorials by reading over 15 print and Web publications on a daily basis. I'm often asked to name a favorite newspaper or Web site, and...
Paul Newman Dies At 83
"Paul Newman, the legendary actor whose steely blue eyes, good-humored charm and advocacy of worthy causes made him one of the most renowned figures in American arts, has died of cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut. He was 83. CNN Paul Newman was one of those rare cool guys whom averag...
Barack Obama Wins The First Debate
"A national poll of people who watched the first presidential debate suggests that Barack Obama came out on top. Fifty-one percent of those polled in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey of Americans who viewed the debate say that Obama won. Thirty-eight percent of those polled say that Joh...
Sarah Palin's Katie Couric Interview: Painful To Watch
John McCain's selection of the inexperienced and unqualified Sarah Palin will go down in history as the most reckless, desperate and cynical move by a presidential candidate. Since McCain selected the political neophyte as his running mate, she's been sequestered like a vestal virgin. Palin hasn'...
Newsflash: Clay Aiken Is Gay
"This news is shocking, on par with 'birds fly,' 'fish swim' and 'water is wet.' Clay Aiken is gay. The birth of his son, Parker, in August spurred Aiken to come out of the closet. 'I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things,' the star of 'Spamalot' said. Aiken, who came out to his family a few...
One-Third Of White Democrats Have Negative Views Toward Blacks
"Deep-seated racial misgivings could cost Barack Obama the White House if the election is close, according to an AP-Yahoo News poll that found one-third of white Democrats harbor negative views toward blacks — many calling them 'lazy,' 'violent,' responsible for their own troubles. The po...
Large Hadron Collider Rap Ringtone A Big Hit
Many rap stars make almost as much money from the sale of ringtones as they do from the sale of singles. These ringtones sing the praises of partying, crunkin', gang banging, drinking and getting your freak on. But the hottest ringtone doesn't exalt hedonism or nihilism, it promotes physics and ...
British MP: Sarah Palin Is Horrendous
The American press has been circumspect in their criticism of Sarah Palin, John McCain's controversial VP selection: She lacks foreign policy credentials; she's a newcomer to national politics; She's a risky choice; She knows nothing about economics but she's a quick learner; She's a neophyte but sh...
Can John McCain Be Marketed As A "Cool Old Dude"?
"Being old is apparently no bar to finding favour with the young -- at least in the world of Japanese politics. From $6 (3.27 pounds) bean buns to $1,200 kimono belts, a souvenir shop in Tokyo is offering a range of items all bearing the grinning face of 'cool old dude' Taro Aso, 68-year-old fro...
Sarah Palin Heaps Praise On Witch Hunting Preacher
Americans recoil in horror when we remember the Salem witch trials, which resulted in the hanging of fourteen women and five men. We gain some comfort knowing that this outbreak of religious hysteria took place in 1692, and that in the ensuing centuries we have rejected the superstitious belief in e...
Canadian Politician Apologizes For NOT Smoking Weed
In America politicians are loathe to confess that they have smoked marijuana. President Bill Clinton admitted that he smoked weed, but he absurdly claimed that he never inhaled. That's like a guy pleading with his wife: Honey, I cheated with the hot neighbor with the big knockers, but I didn't enjoy...
John McCain: The Fundamentals Of The Economy Are Strong
Sen. John McCain lives in the lap of luxury, he can't even remember how many mansions he owns. McCain's vast wealth insulates him from feeling the effects of an economy gone south. McCain famously admitted he knows little about the economy, and everytime he pontificates on the subject he lends c...
Call To 911: Help, My Bunny's Ears Don't Flop
"Your rabbit's ears aren't floppy? Sorry, that's not an emergency. So said police in Scotland when a woman rang the emergency 999 number to discuss her concerns about her new pet. She said the newspaper ad promised floppy ears, but flop they would not." Associated Press I expect my cats to be ...
Dude Walking Dog In The Nude Gets Tasered By Cops
"A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday. The man was asked what he was doing and told the office...
SNL's Tina Fey Does Sarah Palin
A politician isn't considered a political heavyweight until he or she is satirized on "Saturday Night Live." A candidate doesn't earn any respect until he's been dissed by SNL. A few years ago almost nobody outside of Wasilla, Alaska knew Sarah Palin, but now she enjoys the imprimatur of success:...
Large Hadron Collider Goes Online And The World Doesn't End (Yet)
An event took place today that may have earth-shattering ramifications. While in America we obsess over Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Sarah Palin's eyeglasses, in Switzerland a machine that has the potential to destroy the earth has been turned on. "During the wee hours Eastern U.S. time toda...
Former GOP Sen. Lincoln Chafee: Sarah Palin Is A "Cocky Wacko"
Former Rhode Island Republican Sen. Lincoln Chafee has called vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin a "cocky wacko" and said her selection as John McCain's running mate has energized supporters of Democrat Barack Obama. Chafee left the Republican Party last year after losing his bid for re-ele...
Sarah Palin Doll Totes A Gun And A Bible
John McCain is taking full advantage of the popularity of Sarah Palin, she introduces him at every campaign appearance. Palin has injected enthusiasm and energy into a formerly moribund campaign. Palin has dwarfed McCain, he's a bystander in the Palin fever that has gripped the nation. McCain ma...
Hillary Clinton Refuses To Attack Sarah Palin
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton marched for labor and stumped with Democrats on Saturday, but sidestepped questions about the woman who has taken her place as the nation's most-talked-about female leader. Clinton brushed aside questions about Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin during ...
Feds To Take Over Fannie Mac And Freddie Mac
The George W. Bush administration has been an unmitigated disaster at home and abroad. Obama will be forced to spend the first few years of his first term restoring American's pride in their country, and restoring our good name in the international community. The Bush plan of imposing elections ...
Man In Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven Of Condoms And An Energy Drink
"A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and ...
Sarah Palin: Pit Bull With Lipstick
Sarah Palin isn't qualified to speak about the Iraq war, the mortgage meltdown, the economic crisis, or anything else that will be on the plate of the next administration. That's why her vice-presidential acceptance speech was devoid of substance, and replete with zingers that brought the carnivorou...
Sarah Palin: Unqualified, Unvetted And Under An Ethical Cloud
I keep my TV on CNN all the time; I'm surprised the CNN logo hasn't been permanently etched on my screen. I'm a political news junkie, and when I'm not watching CNN or MSNBC I'm reading the online news sites. But even I was surprised when John McCain selected a virtual unknown, Sarah Palin, as h...
St. Paul Billboards: John McCain Hugging George Bush
Democrats are welcoming John McCain and the Republicans to St. Paul with billboards depicting John McCain warmly embracing President George W. Bush. A picture speaks a thousand words and this one tell quite a story. McCain appears to have his eyes closed as he gives Bush a full-throated bear hug...
Hillary Heaps Praise On Sarah Palin
There are very few policy differences between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. In Hillary's great speech at the Democratic Convention, she stressed that a vote for Obama will ensure that the issues she believes in, like national health care, will not be neglected. Hillary Clinton betrayed her c...
Sarah Palin: The Gravitas Of An Alaskan Snowflake
For months Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, has been harping on Sen. Barack Obama's alleged youth and inexperience. If McCain places such a high premium on experience why did he pass over Mitt Romney, and select a virtual unknown as his vice-presidential running ...
Australian School Reconsidering Its Ban On Cartwheels
Adults engage in individual or team sports to lose calories, network with business associates, or to get away from their significant other for a couple of hours. Children don't have to schedule a recreational activity or consider its health benefits, they will spontaneously somersault, jump or r...
Ted Kennedy: The Liberal Lion Roars One Last Time
We've all seen archival footage of the many memorable speeches that Sen. Edward Kennedy has delivered at Democratic conventions going back decades. A Democratic convention is not complete without one of Kennedy's rousing speeches. This year the 76-year-old Liberal Lion was diagnosed with a brain ...
John McCain And The POW Card
Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, suffered torture, pain and deprivation for over five years in a prisoner of war camp in Vietnam. There isn't an American, Republican or Democrat, who doesn't appreciate McCain's sacrifice for his country. An honorable man lets hi...
Barack Obama And Joe Biden: A Winning Ticket
Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate, has picked Sen. Joe Biden to be his vice presidential running mate. These are my initial impressions of Obama's most important decision of the presidential campaign to date: The selection of Joe Biden to be Obama's VP signals the...
Shame On Obama And McCain For Participating In Rick Warren's Faith Forum
Shame on Barack Obama and John McCain for participating in the much-hyped faith forum hosted by mega-church evangelical pastor Rick Warren. In a craven attempt to win over evangelicals, the presidential candidates trampled upon the sacred doctrine of the separation of church and state and engaged in...
John McCain Hires Hollywood Agent To Liven Up Republican Convention
"John McCain's campaign has asked a Hollywood agent to sprinkle some glitter over his anointment as the Republican nominee - while Barack Obama frets about celebrities stampeding towards the Democratic convention in Denver next week. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger, California's Republican governor a...
Obama Should Stop Appeasing Hillary Clinton Loyalists
In an attempt to appease and mollify the Clintons, Sen. Barack Obama has practically handed over the control of the Democratic Convention to them. Hillary will have her roll call vote, and she and her husband will deliver prime time speeches. The Clinton mafia has even secured language in the Dem...
Jessica Simpson: Spokesperson For Beer Spiked With Vitamins
"Jessica Simpson is in the beer business. The singer-actress is the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer, a low-carb, low-calorie brew from the Dallas-based Stampede Brewing Company. According to its label, Stampede Light Plus beer is chock full of B-vitamins and has only 115 calories per beve...
Barack Obama Shouldn't Accept Colin Powell's Endorsement
"(AHN) - Former Secretary of State Colin Powell said on Wednesday that he will not attend the Democratic National Convention as claimed by Bill Kristol, Weekly Standard editor. 'I do not have time to waste on Bill Kristol's musings,' Powell told ABC. 'I am not going to the convention. I have mad...
Newsflash: Bigfoot Carcass Is An Opossum
For decades there have been sightings of Bigfoot creatures in the Pacific Northwest. There's reams of anecdotal evidence, tons of dubious photographs, reels of questionable film, but not a shred of empirical evidence proving the existence of this mythical creature. Until Friday when a couple of ...
A Few Words About Religion
Religion is a deadly virus, in its most virulent strain devotees are filled with a blood lust that isn't sated until unbelievers are annihilated. Religion is behind most outbreaks of genocide and ethnic cleansing, it's an evil entity that has killed millions over the centuries. The virus goes by...
John Edwards: Be A Man And Take A Paternity Test
"John Edwards ex-mistress Rielle Hunter says she won't have a paternity test conducted on her daughter - not now, not ever. 'Rielle is a private individual. She is not running for public office. She wishes to maintain her privacy and her daughter's privacy,' her lawyer, Robert Gordon, said in a ...
The Montauk Monster: The Next Brad Pitt?
The Montauk Monster isn't exactly a pretty boy-- the beast is not a prime candidate for Hollywood stardom. But if someone with rough-hewn looks like Charles Bronson could make it in Hollywood, with a little Botox and makeup the Montauk Monster could also become a movie star. This is not just w...
John McCain's Tasteless Joke: Cindy McCain In A Topless Beauty Contest?
"Republican presidential hopeful John McCain said he was seeking blue-collar and heartland support during a visit to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally earlier this week, but some of his comments have generated more controversy than support. "I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you h...
Desperate John McCain Mocks Barack Obama's Tire Pressure Remark
For the last couple of months all the major polls have consistently shown Sen. Barack Obama with a 4-7 point lead over Sen. John McCain. The general election is three months away, and polls are just a snapshot in time. But when all the snapshots show Obama in the lead, it's not a good omen for the M...
Wal-Mart Denies It Told Employees How To Vote
Wal-Mart is able to sell products manufactured at sweat shops in China at incredibly low prices, because it treats its employees only marginally better than the sweat shop bosses treat their slaves. Wal-Mart has a history of vigorously opposing any attempts by its employees to form unions. The gi...
Boy Bites Dog
Dog bites boy is a hot news item in the neighborhood for a few days; boy bites dog makes international headlines. Usually the only time that Brazil makes the news is during Carnival, but the story of a heroic Brazilian lad is big news online. "An 11-year old boy is in Brazil's media spotlight...
Astronaut Edgar Mitchell, UFO's And Pine Bluff, NY
"Former Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell claimed, in a recent radio interview, that not only have aliens been visiting the Earth for the past sixty years since the Roswell incident, but that Earth governments are aware of this fact and are covering it up. Edgar Mitchell claims that sources at ...
Forbes' List Of Top Five Best Paid Actors
1. WILL SMITH "Smith, 39, made 80 million dollars between June 1, 2007 and June 1, 2008, thanks to blockbusters like 'I Am Legend,' 'Hancock' and 'The Pursuit of Happyness,' for which he was nominated for best actor in the 2007 Oscars." Quotation from AFP Will Smith, the champ of the summer...
British MPs: Bush Administration Lies About Torture
Oprah Winfrey does not binge on bon bons, Dr. Phil isn't a bald-headed jerk, Britney Spears doesn't have mental problems, John McCain doesn't have issues with TelePrompTers, Snoop Dogg doesn't own a bong, Joan Rivers never had any plastic surgery, and the United States government does not torture. ...
A New World Order Will Benefit Humankind
"The Bilderberg Group is an unofficial annual invitation-only conference of around 130 guests, most of whom are persons of influence in the fields of business, media and politics. The elite group meets annually at luxury hotels or resorts throughout the world -- normally in Europe -- and once every ...
George W. Bush: Contraception = Abortion
George W. Bush has been an unmitigated disaster as commander-in-chief, he leaves his successor with a quagmire in Iraq and a steadily worsening situation in Afghanistan. I just hope he doesn't entangle us with a war with Iran before he leaves office. Bush made a mess out of our foreign policy p...
John McCain Should Avoid Late-Night Comedy Show Appearances
The typical guest on a late-night comedy show is a jaded celebrity who oozes irony or an average person who makes the news for some wacky reason. Sen. John McCain, 71, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee is from a generation that eschews irony. McCain is like a fish out of water try...
Question About Viagra Renders John McCain Speechless
Nature abhors a vacuum, and politicians abhor dead air. It took eight seconds before John McCain could answer a question related to Viagra. I realize it's uncomfortable for a man McCain's age to answer a question about Viagra, but it shouldn't take him as long as a typical romantic interlude with hi...
Susan Atkins Should Not Be Paroled
The 60's was a tumultuous decade: The assassinations of Martin Luther King & The Kennedy brothers, the anti-war and civil rights movements, riots and demonstrations... But in the midst of all this confusion and anarchy, the flower generation bloomed, promising a new era of peace, enlightenment, ...
John McCain Doesn't Know How To Go Online
The Internet is one of the most important inventions in history; it has impacted every aspect of society. This is the Wired Generation, and a person who isn't hooked up to the Matrix is inconsequential. Life without the Internet is not worth living; I can't imagine making do without it. John Mc...
Anglican Church Bars Gay Bishop From Once-In-A-Decade Meeting
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was ridiculed when he assured an American audience that there are no gays in Iran. In America we are more accepting of gays and lesbians, and we recognize that there are gays in every realm of society: Politics, business, sports, military and religion. ...
George W. Bush: "Goodbye From The World's Biggest Polluter
"George Bush surprised world leaders with a joke about his poor record on the environment as he left the G8 summit in Japan. The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: 'Goodbye from the world'...
Would You Install Credit Card Machine At Entrance Of Your Wedding Hall?
The national divorce rate hovers around 50%, but Americans are eternally optimistic and they plunk down around $30,000 for a typical wedding. Money that could be used for a down payment on a house or a new car, is wasted on one day of indulgence and excess. What a brilliant strategy, start your...
Phil Gramm (McCain's Economic Adviser): We Are A Nation Of Whiners
"You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession. We have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline." Phil Gramm, Sen. John McCain's chief economic adviser McCain has acknowledged on mo...
CIA Sets Up Shop On Facebook
"If you're a Facebook member, a career as a government spook is only a click away. Since December 2006, the Central Intelligence Agency has been using Facebook.com, the popular social networking site, to recruit potential employees into its National Clandestine Service. It marks the first time th...
Wide Awake In Seattle: Bikini-clad Baristas Opening Eyes And Wallets
If a coffee shop calls its employees "baristas", you can bet it will overcharge for a cup of coffee. I'd rather get my cup of Joe at Burger King for a fraction of the price. If a barista dons a skimpy thong, provided the barista is not a pot-bellied middle-aged guy, the sky is the limit as to ho...
Should A San Francisco Sewage Plant Be Named After George W. bush?
George W. Bush is regarded as one of the worst presidents in history; he has been a disaster for the economy, the environment and our international reputation. How do we commemorate the ineptitude and corruption of the Bush administration? Adding his smirking face to Mt. Rushmore is out of the q...
Starbucks Magnet For Slackers, Barista Groupies, Wi-Fi Moochers And Other Riff-Raff
Coffee is the fuel that keeps my brain engaged, every morning I stop at a 7/11 or a McDonald's where I can get a good cup of coffee at a decent price. As much as I love a cup of Joe, I would rather drink a cup of mud than patronize Starbucks. Starbucks is a magnet for trendies, slackers, s...
Is Physician-Assisted Suicide A Good Thing?
"Supporters of the doctor-initiated death have turned in an estimated 320,000 signatures Tuesday to the Secretary of State's Office. The number of signatures is more than enough to send Initiative 1000 to voters in November. If approved, Initiative 1000 would allow doctors to prescribe lethal me...
New Zealand Man Puts Soul Up For Auction On Internet
"A New Zealand man has put his soul up for auction to the highest bidder, noting that it is 'a merry old soul' rather than a 'funk soul brother' but that he would 'would like to think there is a bit of funk in there somewhere.' Walter Scott, 24, put his soul up for sale on New Zealand Internet ...
French Students Stabbed 250 Times. Terrorism, Drug Deal Gone Bad Or Burglary?
Sensational and brutal crimes are not the sole province of the United States, the recent horrific murder of two French students in the U.K. made international headlines: "Crazed killers knifed two innocent students nearly 250 times in a frenzied attack similar to a gruesome torture scene in a Que...
Is A Man Running Inside An Art Museum A Work Of Art
"A runner will sprint through a gallery every 30 seconds for the next four months in the latest art installation by artist Martin Creed. The installation, called "Work No. 850", is sponsored by Sotheby's and goes on show on Tuesday in the 86-metre neoclassical sculpture galleries of Tate Britain...
Kudos To American Airlines For Kicking Mom And Autistic Toddler To The Curb
"There were no weapons on board or concerns about terrorism, but an American Eagle flight about to take off from Raleigh-Durham, N.C., airport was turned back to its gate on Monday to remove two passengers The culprits? An upset, autistic toddler and his mother. By all accounts, two-year-old ...
Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) Throws Mini-Tantrum:TMZ Ran Mini-Excerpt Of His Sex Tape
It seems every B-List celebrity worth her salt has a sex tape circulating online. Some Bozos spend hours online ogling at the sex tapes of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. The quickest way for a starlet to revive her career is by releasing a sex tape online. Of course the bimbo always claims t...
Is Barack Obama The Messiah?
Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, is the kind of transformational statesman that we witness only once in a generation. Hillary Clinton, the epitome of a status quo politician, had no chance competing against a historical figure who represents change and hope. Hi...
Is Hulk Hogan A Freak?
Is Hulk Hogan a freak? Hogan has a penchant for donning tights, bleaching his hair and he allows cameras to capture the craziness in his household for fame and money. But perhaps the greatest proof that the former wrestling champion and reality star is a freak is found in this article: "In th...
Don Imus Makes Another Racist Comment: Fire Don Imus Now!
If you loiter by the chimpanzee exhibit long enough eventually they will fling feces at you, and if you listen to Don Imus long enough eventually he will hurl a racist comment. More than a year after being canned for referring to the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed ho's", the s...
Can We Blame The Earthquake In China On Bad Karma Or HAARP?
"An earthquake is the result of a sudden release of energy in the Earth's crust that creates seismic waves." Quotation from Wikipedia We live in a highly advanced technological society, and we should accept only scientific explanations for "acts of nature." In some dark corners of the world...
Comic George Carlin Dead At 71
"George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71." Quotation from the Associated Press Lenny Bruce: There's nothing sadder than an ag...
Outrage: Christians Hold Prayer Vigil At Gas Station
With gas exceeding $4 at the pump, President George W. Bush is imploring Saudi Arabia to increase output, Americans are demanding that Congress take action, and a church in Toledo is beseeching God to solve the energy crisis. There are many factors involved in the high price of gasoline: Specul...
Conserving Energy: Thinking Outside The Box
National Average of Gas $4.08! Barrel Of Oil Approaches $140! Why China Just Can't Get Enough Oil! Nigerian Rebels Attack Oil Installations! Israel Attack On Iran Is A Question Of When Not If! Osama Threatens Saudi Arabian Oil Fields! World Oil Supply Diminishing! These ...
TSA Screeners Will Be Issued Police-Style Badges
"Screeners at the nation's airport checkpoints are going to start wearing police-style badges - but real officers aren't too happy about it. Some sworn officers fear airline passengers will mistake screeners for law-enforcement officials with arrest powers. The Transportation Security Administ...
John McCain Blasts Guantanamo Bay Supreme Court Ruling
The Bush administration frequently criticizes the Cuban regime for its human rights abuses, it's ironic that the most undemocratic section of Cuba is the Guantanamo Bay prison camp (GITMO) operated by the United States military. Some prisoners have been held in GITMO for over six years without ...
John McCain's Cynical Courtship Of Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton may have multitudes of middle-aged female admirers, but she has significantly less male fans. Guys are put off by her. But Hillary has a 71-year-old male suitor who fawns all over her, and showers her with superlatives. I'm referring to John McCain, the presumptive Republican pr...
Fox News Refers To Michelle Obama As Barack's "Baby Mama"
"A term used to define an unmarried young woman (but can be a woman of any age) who has had a child. As mentioned before in another definition, most of the time it is used for when it was simply a sexual relationship, compared to ex-wife or girlfriend. Usually this has a negative connotation, a lot ...
Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones Offer Lurid Details Of Clinton On Web for $1.99
"Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones are offering Internet viewers the lurid details of encounters they claim they had with former President Clinton -- for $1.99 a pop. The women, who gained notoriety in the early 1990s after claiming to have had sexual encounters with Clinton when he was governor o...
Women Think Of Shopping As Often As Guys Think About Sex
"London: Whether it is that new pair of Manolo Blahnik heels or that must-have H&M skirt, thoughts of indulging in ´retail therapy´ dominate young women's waking hours as much as thoughts of sex dominate young men´s minds. The findings is quite evident from the study, which has...
A Barack Obama Presidency Will Restore America's Prestige
President George W. Bush has the lowest approval ratings since the advent of polls. Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain have started the marathon race to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave; Obama is the prohibitive favorite because McCain is running with an albatross (Bush) around his neck. The Republican bra...
Sometimes Good Guys Finish First: Congratulations To Barack Obama
Sen. Barack Obama's positive message of hope and change resonated with the electorate, and last night it carried him to the pinnacle: The Democratic presidential nomination. Obama may have transcended party labels and race, but its the historical significance of an African American Democratic n...
Tatum O'Neil Arrested For Buying Crack
On celluloid Tatum O' Neal will forever be the cute 10-year-old miniature con artist in "Paper Moon." In real life the now 44-year-old actress is still battling a life-long addiction to drugs. Once again Tatum's drug addiction has brought her shame and humiliation: "Oscar-winning actres...
Barack Obama Should Accept John McCain's Invitation To Visit Iraq With HIm
When the Democratic nomination was still unresolved, all eyes were on Hillary and Obama, and John McCain was virtually ignored by the press. A couple of weeks ago In a desperate attempt to garner media coverage, McCain invited Obama to visit Iraq with him. This wasn't a sincere request, McCain c...
Rachael Ray The Jihadist Shill For Dunkin' Donuts?
"A Dunkin' Donuts ad featuring Rachael Ray has been taken off the air due to a scarf the actress wears in the spot that resembles a kiffiyeh, a Middle Eastern garb that is regularly worn by Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading videos. The ad was placed under the spotlight when a Fox news comm...
Will The Phoenix Lander Discover Intelligent Life On Mars?
Novelists, songwriters and movie directors have long been fascinated with the concept of life on Mars. Creative geniuses like Ray Bradbury and Elton John have mined the red planet and produced novels and songs that have captured our imagination. But is "life on Mars" only fodder for artistic sou...
Barack Obama Quits His Controversial Church
Candidates of both major political parties often disregard the sacred doctrine of "separation of church and state" in a blatant attempt to curry favor with people of faith. Republicans speak at the megachurches of televangelists, and Democrats flock to Black churches. Christians should be outra...
Can Barack Obama Win Over The Jewish Vote?
A presidential candidate must be circumspect when speaking about the racial groups that make up his/her coalition. It's unnerving and dismaying to observe the spectacle of Hillary Clinton bragging about having the white blue-collar vote in the pocket of her pantsuit. The President of the United...
Hillary Clinton Invokes Robert Kennedy Assassination As Reason For Not Quitting
"Hillary Clinton is showing "a little desperation" according to Governor David Paterson. Paterson made that comment Thursday, in reference to Senator Clinton's quest for delegates from Florida and Michigan whom her party has discounted because the states held their primaries too early." Quotat...
Sen. Robert Byrd Endorses Barack Obama
Headline: West Virginia Senator, Robert Byrd, endorses Barack Obama. Not a day goes by without two or more superdelegates endorsing Obama. Sen Byrd's endorsement tends to get lost in the inexorable tide of superdelegates supporting the senator from Illinois. But we should take a few moments ...
Appeals Court: Texas Had No Right To Take Sect Children
A few weeks ago when I saw the images on TV of 400 children forcibly removed from a polygamist sect's ranch, I was devastated by the miscarriage of justice. How dare the government separate children from their parents without any legal grounds? If the government had proof that a kid was sexually abu...
Burma, China And America: A Perspective On How Nations Handle Natural Disasters
Myanmar (Burma) is a nation of around 55 million people; all aspects of society (business, media, economy) are controlled by the ruling military junta. If a natural disaster strikes this developing country, only the all-powerful government can distribute aid and provide medical assistance to vi...
Hillary Clinton Hears Sermon Against Adultery
Sen. Hillary Clinton wasn't able to get any mileage from her landslide win in West Virginia. Before the confetti fell to the floor, Sen. John Edwards endorsed Obama -- guaranteeing that Hillary would be ignored by all three cable news networks for the next couple of days. Then President Bush utt...
Average Price Of Gas Now $4 In Alaska
"The average price for regular unleaded gasoline in Alaska rose above $4 a gallon Wednesday, making it the first state in the nation to pass that mark." Quotation from the Anchorage Daily News There are several other states that are also nearing that mark: "Fuel prices hit $4.02 in Alaska T...
Johns In The Netherlands Have To Check If Prostitute Has License
"Clients of prostitutes in the Netherlands may soon need to check for a sex licence. The Dutch cabinet wants to make it an offence to use the services of a sex operator without a licence or a non-registered independent prostitute," the government said in a statement ." Quotation from Reuter...
Mike Huckabee Jokes About Gun Aimed At Obama
"Republican Mike Huckabee responded to a sharp offstage sound during his speech to the National Rifle Assn. by suggesting that it was Barack Obama diving to the floor because someone had aimed a gun at him. Hearing a loud noise, Huckabee interrupted his speech to say: "That was Barack Obama. He j...
A "Solar Power Bra" For Eco-Friendly Women
"Ladies, take your battle for the environment a little closer to your heart with a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod. Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan Ltd unveiled its environmentally friendly, and green colored, 'Solar Pow...
John McCain Born Agan As An Environmentalist
To win the general election, Sen. John McCain needs to garner support from outside the traditional Republican base. McCain will be running against Sen. Barack Obama, a Democrat with wide appeal to swing voters. To have any realistic chance at the White House, McCain must steal some of those crucial ...
Hillary Clinton Ain't Quitting Just Yet
Headlines after Barack Obama's 14 point North Carolina win, and Hillary's 1 point Indiana victory: New York Post: Photo of Hillary and one word "Toast" The New York Daily News: Hil needs a miracle Time Magazine: Photo of Obama and the word "Nominee" After the latest round of primary...
University Founded By Jerry Falwell Selects Chuck Norris As Commencement Speaker
On May 10, Liberty University (founded by the late Jerry Falwell) will have its commencement ceremony which features movie action hero Chuck Norris. A commencement speaker at a evangelical university should be a learned theologian or a noted individual whose life and body of work exemplifies t...
State Trooper Fired For Abusing His K-9 Partner
In some Asian countries dogs are on the restaurant menu, and in most Muslim nations they are considered unclean and are rarely kept as pets, but in America we love our pooches. The Michael Vick episode graphically illustrated the love affair that we have with our canine companions. NFL and NBA ...
Japanese Civil Servant Demoted For 780,000 Hits On Porn Sites
If the typical civil servant or government bureaucrat simply switched the papers from his in basket to his out basket without actually doing any work, nobody would be the wiser. The following story from the Associated Press illustrates how useless civil servants are in the great scheme of thing...
MIchell Obama Sick And Tired Of Jeremiah Wright Controversy
Today's Headlines: April Iraq's deadliest month since last August! Gas prices hit all-time high! Mortgage crisis means more than 33000 homes will be repossessed! US economy feels recession pain! Jobs growth has "ground to a halt"! US confirms Somali missile strike These critical issues...
Barack Obama Repudiates Jeremiah Wright
A few weeks ago in Philadelphia Sen. Barack Obama delivered an eloquent, nuanced and ultimately optimistic address on race. Obama denounced Wright's inflammatory remarks that were being endlessly played on the cable news channels, but he valiantly tried to give context to his pastor's indefensible c...
Wal-Mart Rations Rice:Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
"THE panic over global food shortages and rising prices gripping developing nations has spread to the world's wealthiest countries, with giant US-based retailer Wal-Mart rationing rice sales. Wal-Mart's warehouse chain Sam's Club became the second retailer in the US to limit bulk purchases of ric...
Pennsylvania: A Costly Victory For Hillary Clinton
I remember a child's birthday party where one of the kids was hitting an inflatable punch bag with the face of a smiling clown. The tiny tot was at first delighted that the inflatable toy refused to stay down, but after many ineffectual punches the kid started crying in frustration. That inflat...
Praise The Lord And Pass Me The Booze
"Another round and amen! Beer was on tap and a mechanical bull inspired the sermon as a new church held its inaugural service in a western Ohio bar. The Country Rock Church drew about 100 people to Sunday night's meeting at the Pub Lounge in Sidney, 35 miles north of Dayton." Quotation from ...
Great Idea: Nintendo's Wii Fit
I'm not a video game fanatic; I'm still trying to master the intricacies of Pacman. But there are devotees who spend most of their waking hours playing the latest releases, and in their somnolent hours they search the Internet for tips and cheats that will enable them to get to the next level of th...
Dude In Italy Sentenced For Staring At Woman On Train
"An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train. A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassmen...
Neanderthals May Have Spoken (Satire)
"Neanderthals have spoken out for the first time in 30,000 years, with the help of scientists who have simulated their voices using fossil evidence and a computer synthesizer. Robert McCarthy, an anthropologist at Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, used new reconstructions of Neanderthal...
Barack Obama Tops Google Most Searched Word List
The most searched word on Google is usually related to pop culture: A new video game, a movie star or a pop princess. I usually write about politics and I enter words or phrases like these on my favorite search engine: Mortgage crisis, health care, debate... But when there is a new set of nude Britn...
Woman Claims Hallmark Greeting Card Promotes Teen Promiscuity
"While shopping in a Hallmark store for a wedding cake knife, Cyndi Desrosiers found a greeting card she claims is promoting sexual promiscuity to teenagers. The message on the $2.99 Hallmark card has prompted Desrosiers to call for its removal from Seacoast store shelves and to launch an e-mail ...
Calif. Assemblyman's Proposal To Raise Beer Tax Is Un-American
"Joe Six-pack will have to pay a lot more to get his buzz on if Assemblyman Jim Beall has his way. The San Jose Democrat on Thursday proposed raising the beer tax by $1.80 per six-pack, or 30 cents per can or bottle. The current tax is 2 cents per can. That's an increase of about 1,500 percent."...
Italian Political Party Makes Internet Appeal For Help
The British monarchy is looked upon as an anachronism by much of the world, their shenanigans provide endless fodder for the British tabloids. Here in America, the greatest democracy in the world, we would be wise not to look down on British royalty. We have our own caste system -- for almost t...
Did Dick Cheney Go Fly-Fishing With A Naked Woman?
"He shot his hunting partner, but Vice President Dick Cheney apparently doesn't fly fish with naked women. Since Wednesday, the blogosphere has been atwitter over a photograph on the White House Web site of Cheney with a caption that said he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. The phot...
Indonesian Masseuses Forced To Padlock Their Pants
Massage parlors in an Indonesian town are asking their female masseuses to padlock their skirts and pants to make it clear that sex is not on offer. But the move has been protested by the women's affairs minister of Indonesia, where massage parlors are often a front for prostitution. "It is not...
Venezuela: "The Simpsons" Unsuitable For Children, Replaced By "Baywatch"
'The Simpsons' has been banned in Venezuela by President Hugo Chavez, because the animated TV show is 'unsuitable for children.' The long-running cartoon has been replaced after Chavez deemed it contained 'messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents.'" Quotation...
Florida Lawmakers Pass Take-Your-Gun-To-Work Measure
Some progressive companies allow their employees to bring their children to work on certain days. This liberal policy builds good morale and is conducive to a productive work environment. Other employers permit their workers to bring their pets to work on Fridays; this is another way to foster g...
The General Petraeus And Ambassador Crocker Dog And Pony Show
Every few years oil industry chiefs are grilled before a congressional committee, they are asked to justify their astronomical profits. The oil barons, unfazed by the cameras, calmly explain that the sky-high price of crude oil is not their fault and that their monstrous profits are in line with ot...
Rick Astley: RickRoll's The Internet
"Rickrolling is a prank involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". In a rickroll, a person provides a link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand which actually takes the user to the Astley video. On April 1, 2008 (April Fools' Day), the featured video...
Will Hillary Clinton Lose Because Of Her Gender?
"A new research undertaken by the University of St. Louis has come to the conclusion that Hillary Clinton invites strong reactions from most Americans because she violates people's expectations. According to Professor Judi McLean Parks of Washington University in St. Louis: 'People don´t li...
Dude Steals Guitar By Placing It In His Pants
"Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine." Quotation from the Associated Press (AP) Sometimes it's political Web sites that provide fodder for my columns, and sometimes it's the "Odd News" section of Yaho...
Hillary Clinton Should Immediatly Pay Her Bills
When President Bill Clinton, looked intently into the camera, bit his lower lip, and with a quivering voice said, "I feel your pain", we believed him. We knew he was a rouge, but he's a loveable rogue, and we tend to believe people that we like. If Hillary had the chutzpah to use her hubby's tra...
Sen Patrick Leahy To Hillary Clinton: Drop Out Of The Race Now
Have you ever hosted a party, where it's past midnight, and every guest has left except for one? You've dimmed the lights, turned off the stereo, put away the food, taken the beer keg down to the basement, and started to wash the dishes -- and your visitor remains planted on your sofa. ...
TSA Agents Force Woman To Remove Nipple Ring With Pliers
We've all witnessed TSA agents frisk Girl Scouts and force grannies to remove their orthopedic shoes, but this story from the AP takes the cake: "A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal secu...
John McCain Delivers A Major Foreign Policy Address
Sen. John McCain, 71, touts his foreign policy credentials at every campaign event, and today he delivered a major foreign policy address before the Los Angeles World Affairs Council. We shouldn't assume that a distinguished military career and many years in the Senate is synonymous with foreign...
Barack Obama Survives Rev. Wright Flap; No Thanks To Fox News
Sen. Barack Obama has an insurmountable lead in pledged delegates and a significant lead in the popular vote -- the only way Hillary can win is if Fox News announces that Obama is the Antichrist. In spite of Fox News and the other cable news outlets playing endless loops of Rev. Wrig...
Hillary Clinton: I Survived Sniper Fire In Bosnia
In eight years as First Lady Hillary Clinton was responsible for only one major initiative: Her national health plan fiasco. Hillary's tenure at the White House consisted of typical First Lady duties: Having tea with spouses of foreign leaders, decorating the White House and standing by her ...
Hillary Clinton Secretly Using Rev. Wright Scandal To Woo Superdelegates
Sen. Barack Obama has an insurmountable lead in pledged delegates and a comfortable lead in the popular vote; if common sense and fair play prevails he will be the Democratic nominee for president. But we can't rule out a scenario where Hillary steals the election by hook or by crook. The Clint...
John McCain Confuses Sunnis With Shiiites
We've all been part of family gatherings where the 70-something grandpa is the center of attention, and he thanks everyone for celebrating his wedding anniversary. A family member standing next to pops whispers in his ear: Gramps we are celebrating your birthday. This week John McCain, 71, went ...
Bill Clinton Insinuates Barack Obama Isn't Patriotic
Bill Clinton caused Hillary incalculable harm with his racially tinged comments; alienating African American voters and reminding everyone about the ruthlessness of the Clintons. Bill is incapable of simply touting his wife's virtues without making controversial remarks about Barack Obama. ...
Bill Richardson Endorses Barack Obama
"New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is endorsing Barack Obama's presidential bid, calling him 'the kind of once-in-a-lifetime leader that can bring our nation together and restore America's moral leadership in the world.' Richardson's announcement, scheduled for today at a campaign event in Port...
A Slob Offers Some Fashion Tips For Hillary Clinton
I was browsing Google News and I saw an article by Hadley Freeman entitled "Why does Hillary Clinton wear such bad clothes?" I've picked apart Hillary's policies, personality and peccadilloes; why shouldn't I take a cue from Hadley and write an essay about Hillary's atrocious lack of style? To t...
Bill And Hillary Clinton: Scandals R Us
Every McDonald's restaurant has a big sign that proclaims, "Billions and Billions Served." If the Bill and Hillary reality show recaptures the White House, they should erect a huge billboard that reads, "Billions and Billions of Scandals" or perhaps, "Scandals R Us." Most presidents suffer a sca...
Hillary Clinton Can Win Only By Overturning Will Of The People
Sen. Barack Obama represents a movement, a broad coalition of new voters, young people and intellectuals who are sick and tired of the status quo and are desperate for change. If Obama wins he will usher in a new era of change and transparency in government. Sen. Hillary Clinton doesn't represe...
Smart Goggles: Perfect For Bill Clinton; Not A Good Idea For Hillary Clinton
"Japanese scientists have invented a pair of intelligent glasses that remembers where people last saw their keys, handbag, iPod or mobile phone. The spectacles - which come with a built in camera, display screen and computer brain - can even identify unfamiliar plants or faces. In fact, the ...
Hillary Clinton: "I'm Sending My Best Wishes To Gov. Spitzer"
A cigar is sometimes just a cigar, but not when it's held by Bill Clinton and a nubile young intern is within arm's reach. The Clinton brand name comes replete with a lot of baggage and DNA stains. Hillary Clinton was in a unique position to empathize with Silda the spouse of Eliot Spitzer, the...
Feminist Icon Germaine Greer: Hillary Clinton Gives Me The Creeps
When a male reporter rips into Hillary Clinton, he is accused by the Clintonistas of being sexist. I've written several essays exposing the hypocrisy, veniality and corruption of the First Lady, and the response has been very illuminating. More than a few emails questioned my liberal and feminist c...
Hillary Clinton's Endorsement Of John McCain
"I have a lifetime of experience that I will bring to the White House. I know Senator McCain has a lifetime of experience that he will bring to the White House. And Senator Obama has a speech he gave in 2002." Which Republican gave this ringing endorsement of Sen. John McCain? Romney? Huckabee? ...
John McCain Unfit To Be Presidnt; My Job Recommendations For McCain
Sen. John McCain, 71, the Republican presidential nominee, does not match up well against Sen. Barack Obama, the most likely Democratic presidential nominee. McCain lacks the energy, charisma, youth and eloquence of Obama; I hope McCain has some backup plans. McCain lacks the physical vigor nece...
Hillary Clinton Luring Obama Supporters By Hinting Of Dream Team
"Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on Friday again raised the possibility that she might run with rival Sen. Barack Obama on the same Democratic presidential ticket. Speaking to voters in Mississippi, where Sen. Barack Obama is expected to do well in next week's primary, Clinton said, 'I've had people say...
Hillary Clinton Is No Victim And Barack Obama Is No Ken Starr
"Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign compared rival Sen. Barack Obama on Thursday to independent prosecutor Kenneth Starr, the Clintons' chief nemesis of the 1990s. Clinton herself declined to comment on the comparison, made by her chief spokesman in a conference call with reporters and also in a ...
Tender Reflections On Hillary Clinton
Sen. Hillary Clinton is blatantly playing the gender card, at almost every campaign appearance she mentions what a great victory it will be for women if she wins the Democratic nomination and the general election. It's Hillary's surname and an insatiable thirst for power that has carried her to...
Natalie Portman: Criticism Of Hillary Clinton Rooted In Sexism
"Actress Natalie Portman believes that some of the criticism directed towards Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is rooted in sexism. 'A lot of the stuff people say about her, I hear and my stomach falls because it's so sexist. You ask people why they don't like her and it's becau...
Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama: Stop Talking About God
All religions, without exception, require that its disciples disregard common sense and the law of physics, and swallow myths and superstitions. Jesus Christ walking on water, Moses parting the Red Sea, or the Prophet Mohammad ascending to heaven: It's all an assault on reason and intelligence. ...
The Hillary Clinton "Nod, Point, Clap And Cackle" Shuffle
I have written scores of essays explaining in excruciating detail how Hillary was wrong on Iraq, NAFTA, welfare reform and many other important issues. But politics isn't just about policies, plans and strategies, it's also about personalities. The delusional, paranoid, arrogant and incompe...
Hillary Clinton Is Not A Feminist Hero
Hillary Clinton likes to portray herself as a feminist hero; she claims that if she secures the Democratic nomination and wins the general election it will be a victory for women. If Hillary manages to steal the election, it will be a defeat for women. She will be like the wife who takes over her...
Barack Obama Should Not Choose Hillary Clinton As His Running Mate
"Senior Democratic strategists, many of whom had previously panned talk of a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket, are now talking up the idea of a ticket headed by Barack Obama with Hillary Clinton as his running mate." Quotation from U.S News & World Report If Texas turns out to be Hillary'...
Hillary Clinton And The Devil
The Drudge Report published a photo snapped by a Reuters photographer that depicts a smiling Hillary Clinton -- in the backdrop there's an image of a horned devil. A picture speaks a thousand words, and you don't have to be a psychoanalyst to wax poetic about the meaning of this image. Whe...
Crispy Frickin' Chicken Anyone?
"A convenience store chain's billboard advertising its fried chicken sandwich is ruffling the feathers of some residents. Sheetz unveiled the "Crispy Frickin' Chicken" billboards at the beginning of February." Quotation from Reuters A gas station whose main reason for being in business is to...
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama And A Ringing Red Phone
Barack Obama delivers a message of hope and Americans respond by giving him 11 straight victories; a desperate Hillary Clinton resorts to the tactics of fear and voters in Texas and Ohio will reject her cynicism. In the final days before the March 4 primaries, Hillary has released a new TV comm...
Only Bigots Refer To Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama"
As a writer I always use my full name, "Robert Paul Reyes", it's necessary to distinguish myself from the thousands of Hispanics who share my first and last names. When I Google "Robert Reyes" I get 17 thousand hits, but when I do a search of "Robert Paul Reyes" I get 11,000 hits -- every sing...
Barack Obama And John McCain Spar Over Iraq
Sen. John McCain, 71, who's been in Washington forever, characterized Sen. Barack Obama as "representing the politics of the past." That takes almost as much chutzpah as claiming that he is a campaign finance reformer when the reality is that he is in bed with lobbyists figuratively and possibly lit...
The Barack Obama Smear Photo Controversy
Hillary Clinton ended last week's debate on a positive, gracious and humble note. Democrats eagerly and naively interpreted Hillary's concluding comments as a valedictory and as a sign that she would finish her presidential run on a positive note for the good of the party. Proud Mary by Ike & T...
Sen. Barack Obama: Decent, Qualified And Patriotic
Nedra Pickler of the Associated Press wrote an article about how conservatives are questioning Sen. Barack Obama's patriotism: "Sen. Barack Obama's refusal to wear an American flag lapel along with a photo of him not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem led conservatives on...
Dog Takes Pickup For A Drive
Is there a more evocative image of the bond between a man and his dog than a pooch with his head sticking out of a pickup truck? I often take my Chow with me when I take a recreational drive; he's the perfect companion offering sloppy kisses instead of nagging and irksome conversations. Bu...
Condoleezza Rice: I Have No Interest In Running For Vice-President
The Democratic nominee for president will be an African American or a woman. The prospect of history being made has brought millions of new voters to the Democratic party. Democrats are delighted with both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee is...
Sen. John McCain: I Hope Fidel Castro Meets Karl Marx Soon
"Republican presidential front-runner John McCain suggested on Friday that he hoped retired Cuban leader Fidel Castro would die soon and said Castro's brother will be a worse leader. 'I hope he has the opportunity to meet Karl Marx very soon,' McCain told a town-hall style meeting of about 150 ...
Hillary Clinton Refuses To Congratulate Barack Obama
When a boxing match ends, the sore, bloody and worn out pugilists engage in a sweaty embrace. It's a sign of respect for each other and for the sport that is their passion and livelihood. The only time boxers don't hug at the end of the match is when one of them is knocked out cold. "For the s...
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Race Card And Subservient Black Leaders
It seems like eons ago that pundits and politicians were asking: Is Sen. Barack Obama black enough? That well educated people, including prominent members of the black intelligentsia, were posing this query shows how far we still need to go to expunge racism from our society. Obama is an artic...
College Student Grows Pot For Biology Project
"Students in a University of Michigan biology project had been assigned to grow herbs, vegetables, annuals and perennials. Police are trying to find out whether someone's green thumb also was being used to grow pot. " Quotation from the Associated Press (AP) Marijuana is a herb and it's a pe...
Man Puts Out Girlfriend's Cigarette With Fire Extinguisher
"A virulent anti-smoker in Germany was so angry when his girlfriend lit up he emptied a fire extinguisher to put out the cigarette, caking her and their apartment in powder." Quotation from Reuters The couple is not mentioned by name in the Reuters article; since criminals are usually menti...
Record Audible Only To Dogs Tops The Charts In New Zealand
"It's a doggone chartbuster -- a song audible only to dogs has topped New Zealand record charts, and is looking to go global. A Very Silent Night, recorded at a frequency only dogs can hear, was so popular among owners it hit number one at Christmas, but has been receiving mixed responses from l...
Relevant Church Pastor Encourages Married Couples To 30 Days Of Sex
"A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members this past Sunday: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth says the 50% divorce rate was the catalyst for The 30-Day Sex Challenge.'" Quotation from the Associated Press Organized religion often port...
Italian Bishops Demand Actors Refuse To Take Part In Sex Scenes
"A row has erupted over 'Vatican interference' after the Italian Synod of Bishops appealed to actors to exercise their consciences and refuse to take part in 'vulgar and destructive' erotic scenes in films. The appeal follows public condemnation by the bishops of an explicit sex scene in Caos Cal...
Swedish School Bans Students From Wearing Striped And Spotted Clothing
"A Swedish preschool has been criticized for banning its children from wearing striped and spotted clothing since the patterns give one of its teachers severe migraine attacks. The preschool, in Gallivare, 710 miles north of Stockholm, imposed the ban in one of its areas three years ago. But rec...
Founder Of Boston Tells Mike Huckabee Not To Play His Song
For the first 40 years of my life I always knew what songs were at the top of the charts. But with the dominance of rap and hip-hop, I gave up listening to Top 40 radio. I have no idea what melodies are popular; I listen only to the oldies station. Music was the soundtrack of the best years of m...
London Stores Use Sonic Devices To Drive Away Kids
I don't like snakes, mosquitos and children; I give all three of these nuisances a wide berth. It's been said that "children should be seen and not heard", but invariably the little monsters will make their presence known by their incessant yapping and yelling. I will patronize any restaur...
Serbian Hospitals To Ban Gossiping, Rudeness And Miniskirts
According to Reuters Serbia's health ministry has instituted new rules banning "grumpiness, gossiping, miniskirts and rudeness" in hospitals. Only a former Soviet Union satellite would try to ban human emotions and behavior. Serbia is now a parliamentary republic, and bureaucrats should realize...
PETA Opposes A Tribute To Kentucky Fried Chicken
It was the relentless and effective lobbying power of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) that landed Mike Vick behind bars. I love animals, but I'm not a chicken and I will take on PETA when they go too far. This article from the Associated Press is an example of PETA's penchant...
Why Mitt Romney's Presidential Bid Failed
Mitt Romney has all the attributes of the perfect presidential candidate: Good looks from central casting; glib tongue, distinguished political pedigree, obsequious wife, an attractive family (not a Roger Clinton or Billy Carter in the mix); impressive political and business resume, monstrous ego, p...
Dutch Robot Can Fill Your Gas Tank
I'm so old I remember the days when a gas station attendant checked your oil, washed your windshield, and filled your gas tank. Happy days are here again, but today it's a robot and not a high school drop-out who tends to your needs at a gas station. "Dutch inventors unveiled on Monday a 75,...
A Play With No Dialogue
"The (Austrian) National Theatre is to stage the world's longest silent play. For one hour and 40 minutes, 450 characters played by 27 actors will utter not one single word between them, reports the Daily Telegraph. Experimental Austrian playwright Peter Handke's The Hour We Knew Nothing of Ea...
Breaking Wind: Farting Banned By MIddle School
Breaking Wind: Farting banned by middle school "The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a...
Lynchburg Shouldn't Name A Highway After Jerry Falwell
"The Virginia Senate voted unanimously to name a section of U.S. 460 in Lynchburg the Jerry Falwell Parkway. The legislation, sponsored by Sen. Steve Newman, R-Lynchburg, now goes to the House of Delegates and, if approved there, to the governor. Newman said he felt confident the bill "is on...
Mississippi Seeks To Ban Fat People From Restaurants
"Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, is the brainchild of three members of the state's House of Representatives, Republicans W. T. Mayhall, Jr. and John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows. The...
UK Woolworths Pulls "Lolita" Bed For Six-Year-Old Girls
"A shopping chain has withdrawn the sale of beds named Lolita and designed for six-year-old girls after furious parents pointed out that the name was synonymous with sexually active preteens. Woolworths said staff who administer the website selling the beds were not aware of the connection." ...
Asda Supermarket To Offer Bra Price Equality
"Asda, Britain's second-biggest food retailer and owned by U.S. giant Wal-Mart, says it will no longer charge women more for bigger bras in its George fashion range." Quotation from Reuters This news was probably not well received by Gwen Stefani; she only needs a couple of inches of fabric to...
Bill Clinton's Constant Refrain: Barack Obama Is Black
When I consider the presidential campaign of Sen. Barack Obama, I'm reminded of the eloquence of Dr. Martin Luther King, the dream of Camelot, the energy of youth, and the revolutionary zeal of a Washington outsider. In Obama I glimpse the light at the of the end of the tunnel in Iraq, the end o...
Only In California: Marijuana Vending Machines
"Los Angeles is now home the worlds first marijuana vending machines. The new machines can be used to buy medical marijuana by patients who have been prescribed the herbal remedy by a doctor. The vending machines will dispense the marijuana when the patient swipes a pre-paid credit card in the machi...
Hugo Chavez Chews Coca Leaves During Speech
" Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez switched from coffee to another stimulant during a speech on Saturday -- he popped a coca leaf into his mouth and chewed it while defending the use of the plant. Bolivian President Evo Morales, an advocate of the Andean nation's indigenous coca growers, brought ...
Crowds Gather To Buy New Air Jordans
Back in the day, when I was a kid, we never referred to sneakers by the brand name. I would ask my Mom, "where's my tennis shoes?", even though nobody in my low-income neighborhood ever played tennis. We took great pride in having grungy, dirty and smelly sneakers; it was evidence that we place...
London "Pet Girl" Kicked Off Bus For Wearing Dog Leash
"A British bus company has apologized to a girl who is led around on a leash by her boyfriend and describes herself as a human pet after one of its drivers threw her off a bus. Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves." Quotation from Re...
Study: Fighting With Spouse Good For Your Health
"A good fight with your spouse could be good for the health, a new study has found. Couples who suppressed their anger have a mortality rate twice as high as those in which at least one partner stands up for themselves, according to the study which tracked 192 US couples for 17 years. "When c...
John McCain Is Too Old And Britney Spears Is Too Crazy
"It's never been a secret that when people die after long and distinguished careers, those detailed stories about their passing that major news organizations seem to produce almost instantaneously in fact were written well in advance. Now news that The Associated Press has prepared an obituary f...
Chilean Man Wakes Up In Coffin At Wake
"An 81-year old man in the small Chilean village of Angol shocked his grieving relatives by waking up in his coffin at his own wake, local media said on Sunday. When Feliberto Carrasco's family members discovered his body limp and cold, they were convinced that the octogenarian's hour had come, ...
Virginia Considers Making Catnapping A Felony
"Dognappers in Virginia can face up to 10 years in prison. But stealing a cat is a misdemeanor, and the punishment is a lot less severe -- up to a year behind bars. That's got some cat lovers unhappy They're pushing to even things up and make stealing a cat a felony, too." Quotation ...
Mitt Romney: The Phoniest Presidential Candidate
"A mailer from a congressional candidate's campaign contains a photo of his head attached to an image of a different body that makes him look thinner. The photo is presented as a true image of Dean Hrbacek, a Republican former mayor of Sugar Land. In reality, it is a computerized composite of Hr...
Texas Church Gives $145,000 To "Underpaid" Cops
"ODESSA, Texas - A local church has given US$145,000 to the Odessa Police Department for the money to distributed among "underpaid" officers. Rev. Don Caywood of Odessa Christian Faith Center handed the money over to police Chief Chris Pipes at a Sunday service. The department will distribute $1...
Study: Kids Hate Clowns
I suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns); I haven't stepped inside the Golden Arches since I saw a McDonald's commercial featuring Ronald McDonald. I am not alone, millions suffer from this dread of clown. Wikipedia features a long list of prominent individuals who are terrified of clowns: ...
Venus Williams' Skin-Tight Shorts
The Australian Open doesn't register in the consciousness of American sports fans. Unless some controversy not necessarily related to what happens on the tennis court occurs, nobody gives a hoot about this Grand Slam event. I didn't even know that the Australian Open had already started until I...
Dad Restrains Son For Refusing To Don Green Bay Packers Jersey
"Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him. Mathew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his son at their h...
A Computer That Can Translate A Dog's Bark
Computers are ubiquitous -- without this greatest invention of the 20th century civilization would fall apart. Computers do just about everything for us, except brush our teeth in the morning. However there are some things that don't require the assistance of a computer. Case in point the follo...
Elderly Man Dies At Home: Corpse Not Discovered For A Year
"A man lay dead in his apartment in Australia's largest city for a year before anyone noticed, officials and news reports said Thursday. The body of Jorge Chambe, 64, was found on Tuesday in his single bedroom, government-owned flat in the Sydney suburb of Yagoona when police and firefighters br...
Hillary Clinton Supporter Andrew Cuomo: You Can
Sen. Barack Obama is a gifted orator who has that rare ability to move people to political action. Barack's speeches have persuaded young people and first time voters of all ages to become involved in the political process. Obama reminds me of Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King; if elected ...
Clear Choice For Democrats: Cynical Hillary Clinton Or Hopeful Barack Obama
"In an interview with Major Garrett in New Hampshire last week, Clinton criticized the analogy Obama had drawn between his own hopeful campaign and the words of Dr King —saying 'I would point to the fact that Dr King´s dream began to be realized when President Johnson passed the Civil Ri...
German Polar Bear Gets Its Own Web Site
"Germany's latest celebrity polar bear cub remains nameless — but already boasts a dedicated Web site providing details of its health and giving readers a chance to christen the cuddly creature. The city of Nuremberg, in cooperation with its zoo, launched the site on Friday — luring view...
Weekend At Bernie's: The Real Life Sequel
"Performance art is art in which the actions of an individual or a group at a particular place and in a particular time constitute the work. It can happen anywhere, at any time, or for any length of time." Quotation from Wikipedia Performance art pushes the envelope; I lived in San Francisco f...
Judge Sends Sheriff To Streets To Summon People For Jury Duty
"Faced with a shrunken jury pool, a judge resorted to some sidewalk justice in hopes of filling it out. It worked. Judge Harold Eaton, Jr., discouraged when a 34-person pool of would-be jurors for a sex case was reduced to 20 people, sent sheriff's deputies into the street to summon people to join i...
Chinese Grandma Claims Her Cat Can Talk
Cat lovers often make outlandish claims about their beloved pets. Some folks claim that Fluffy or Snowball can flush the toilet, turn on the TV or play checkers. But according to a story on Ananova.Com, a Chinese grandmother claims her pussy cat can talk. "Granny Lv, 70, of Changchun city, sa...
Guy Visits Brothel, Shocked To Find Wife Working There
" A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town." Quotation from R...
Principal Offers $30 Reward For Info About Cafeteria Food Fight
"The reward for information wasn't much: 30 bucks. Then again, neither was the crime: a cafeteria food fight. A high school principal's offer to get students to name the names behind the flying cheeseburgers was withdrawn after students questioned the propriety of paying students to snitch about ...
Hillary Clinton's Meltdown: She Almost Cries
Some things you never expect to see in your lifetime: Oprah Winfrey sporting a string bikini; Rudy Giuliani finishing a sentence without mentioning 9/11; Mike Tyson delivering a commencement address at Oxford University, and Hillary Clinton crying. Hillary Clinton is aloof and arrogant, when she...
Japanese Company Offers "Family Allowances" To Pet Owners
"Hoping to send the message that pets are life-long partners not disposable accessories, a Japanese maker of medicines for animals has begun giving employees who own dogs or cats a monthly "family allowance" for their pets." Quotation from Reuters The outrage over Michael Vick's senseless...
Why Hillary Clinton Suffered A Humiliating Defeat In Iowa
Why did Hillary Clinton suffer such a humiliating and crushing defeat in Iowa? Consider the two candidates who finished ahead of her in Iowa: What words come to mind when you think of Sen. Barack Obama? Hope, change, youth, eloquence, anti-war, warmth, handsome, attractive wife and cute...
Rev. Pat Robertson Predicts Worldwide Violence In 2008
When Pat Robertson gets bored of fleecing his sheep, hawking miracle protein drinks, endorsing cross dressers for president, calling for the execution of foreign leaders and leg pressing thousands of pounds -- he makes his annual predictions. In 2007 the aging televangelist looking into his cry...
In The Near Future You May Be Able To Marry A Robot
"If you're younger than 35, you'll probably live long enough to put David Levy's prediction to the test. Levy says that by 2050 we'll be creating robots so lifelike, so imbued with human-seeming intelligence and emotions, as to be nearly indistinguishable from real people. And we'll have sex with th...
Old Codger Hurt While Riding A Buffalo
"A man who took one of his pet buffaloes for a ride at a ranch north of Phoenix on New Year's Eve ended up being bucked off the animal and trampled, authorities said." This one sentence, from an Associated Press story, brings up a lot of questions. On New Year's Eve a normal and well-adjust...
Lake Superior State University: List Of Banished Words
Lake Superior State University annually releases a list of words and phrases that should be banished. Click on this link for the complete list: http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php Allow me to share my thoughts on some of the selections; this essay is what it is, no comments from the peanut ...
Evil Mom Lies To Win Hannah Montana Tickets Contest.
Billy Ray Cyrus, the country singer and actor, is responsible for unleashing a raging river of evil. Cyrus made sporting a mullet popular and recorded, "The Acky Breaky Heart", the worst song in the history of pop music. The country crooner has now spawned the Hannah Montana craze. His daughter,...
Why I Write
I'm often asked, "why do you write; what do you get out of it?" Columnists aren't supposed to dwell on themselves, but since this is a question I hear all the time, allow me to indulge myself. Why do I write? Why do I spend hours every day on an endeavor that doesn't put money in my pocket?...
Sen. Barack Obama: Change Agent
The "catchphrase" of the presidential campaign is "change agent"; all the candidates claim that only they can bring about change in Washington and in the nation. All of the GOP presidential hopefuls are middle-aged, wealthy, white men; if one of them wins it will be a case of "meet the new boss, ...
"Hello Kitty" Merchandize For Young Men?
No little girl's bedroom is complete without a poster, blanket or article of clothing with the logo of "Hello Kitty", the cute cat. When my niece was a little girl everything in her room, from the wallpaper to her comforter, had the image of the ubiquitous feline. Many "girly" young women also ...
Santa Claus Crucified A Disaster; Jesus Christ Crucified No Big Deal
When adults or children see a crucifix, the image of Christ nailed to a cross seldom elicits pity or sorrow. America is not a Christian nation; even the most fervent evangelicals worship materialism and not God. The icon that best represents America is not a crucifix, but Santa Claus. The Jolly ...
Nothing Subliminal About Mike Huckabee's Floating Cross
"Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, a Republican, created a stir with an ad where he tells the camera: 'Just remember what really matters is a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ and being with friends and family.' Behind Huckabee is a white, cross-like object that the governor has sai...
Don't Tase Me Bro: Top Quote Of 2007
"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - 'Don't Tase Me, Bro,' a phrase that swept the nation after a college student used it seeking to stop campus police from throwing him out of a speech by Sen. John Kerry, was named on Wednesday as the most memorable quote of 2007. Fred R. Shapiro, the editor of the Yale Bo...
Liberal Pundit Prays Mike Huckabee Wins Republican Nomination
Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush were able to unite the disparate factions of the GOP. Reagan the Great Communicator and Bush the Lovable Frat Boy kept most Republicans from abandoning the Big Tent. But the current crop of presidential hopefuls has not captured the fancy of the Republican faithf...
Thieves Steal Over 500 Parking Meters In Atlanta
"Don't follow leaders, watch your parking meters" Bob Dylan "ATLANTA (AP) - Thieves have sawed off more than 500 downtown parking meters from their posts this year and walked away with them, city officials said." I live in a small town in Virginia; our downtown doesn't have any hookers, ho...
Five Atlanta Falcons Players Fined For Displaying Michael Vick Messages
Michael Vick is in jail unable to practice the game he loves -- if he assumes the quarterback stance he will immediately elicit the attention of prison buddies with a wide stance. You may be thinking that nobody feels Vick's pain, but five Atlanta Falcons players were fined for displaying pro-Vi...
Hillary Clinton's Cackle Rescues Barack Obama
The last Democratic presidential debate before the Iowa Caucuses was a boring affair; the candidates did little more than recite the less boring excerpts from their stump speeches. The only interesting and humorous moment came in an exchange between Senator Obama and Hillary.: Q: Senator Ob...
Perfect Gift: "Santa Claus Hates You" T-Shirt
Santa Claus and God have a lot in common: They are omniscient and omnipresent. Saint Nick knows if "you've been good or bad" and he's able to deliver presents to every good boy and girl in only one night. Call me a Scrooge, but I believe that the fat guy in the red suit and the big guy in the sky...
Merriam-Webster: "w00t" Word Of The Year
According to Merriam-Webster "w00t", typically spelled with zeros, not O's, is the word of the year. If Sanjaya Malakar had won the American Idol competition it would have caused less controversy than choosing such a peculiar word for such an important honor. I would guess that less than 1% of th...
Mitt Romney: "Freedom Requires Religion" Bullcrap!
"Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom. ... Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone." Who spoke these words, the head of an Islamic state or the president of an evangelical association? Unfortunately, this odious phrase was uttered by Mitt Romney, who is runni...
Idiot Nearly Dies Chugging Vodka At Airport
"Berlin (AP) - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday." My first thought on reading this article: I didn't know Ozzy Osbourne was touring...
Dude Goes Medieval On Inflatable Snowman
When I was a child I seldom was able to resist the urge to pop a balloon; very few Moms invited me to the birthday parties of their children. As far as I was concerned a balloon might as well have had the message, "POP ME" printed on it. Giant blowup decorations that you see in front lawns on Ha...
Best Warning Label for 2007: Danger, Avoid Death
"Words to live by, from a warning label on a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death." That warning was selected Wednesday as the winner of the 11th annual "Wacky Warning Label Contest," sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. The contest is part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warn...
Microsoft Axes Naughty Santa Claus Bot
"Microsoft Corp. quickly shut down Santa Claus' Web privileges after it found out the automated elf it created for kids to instant message with was talking naughty, not nice. Last year, Microsoft encouraged kids to connect directly to "Santa" by adding northpole@live.com to their Windows Liv...
McDonald's Reaches A New Low: Advertising On Report Cards
When I was a little brat "brand consciousness" was a foreign concept; I would plead with my Mom, "let's go to a burger place", not "let's go to McDonald's." But today, by the time kids are in elementary school they have already seen or heard millions of commercials on TV, the radio, the Internet ...
Italian Priest Upset About Nativity Display Featuring Wise Man Drinking Red Bull
"An angry Italian priest has persuaded soft drinks company Red Bull to withdraw an advertisement setting its product in a nativity scene on the grounds it is disrespectful to Christianity.... The advert depicted four wise men, instead of three, visiting Mary and the Baby Jesus in Bethlehem. The f...
Menorah Envy
"LONG BEACH, N.Y. - Residents don't want to have themselves a merry little Christmas tree.They want a big one. When city officials planted a 7-foot-tall Christmas tree next to a 20-foot-tall menorah in the plaza in front of City Hall, some residents barked. They telephoned City Hall, wrote letters a...
Jonathan Falwell: Mike Huckabee Says God Responsible For His Surge In The Polls
In an article titled "Huckabee Comes To Liberty", Jonathan Falwell wrote: "Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, a rising voice in the Republican presidential race, addressed a Liberty University convocation service on Wednesday, detailing his pursuit of his relationship with God throughout his ca...
In Remembrance Of Sean Taylor
I was born and raised in San Francisco, the most beautiful city in the world, and home to the San Francisco Giants and San Francisco 49ers. During my Frisco days I went through many phases in my life; I embraced and then discarded many fads, but there was always one constant: My allegiance to my hom...
Chilean Prostitute Auctions Sex For Charity
"A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign. Maria Carolina became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she ma...
Hershey's "Ice Breaker Pacs" Resemble Packets Of Crack?
"New mint packets being sold by The Hershey Company look nearly identical to the tiny heat-sealed bags used to sell illegal powdered drugs like crack, heroin and cocaine and glorify the drug trade, a Philadelphia police official said. Ice Breaker Pacs, nickel-sized dissolvable pouches with a pow...
Washington School Calendar Forgets To List Christmas
In a December newsletter to the families of elementary school students, Spokane Public Schools' list of "important dates" didn't include Christmas. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, winter break, the Islamic holy day Eid al-Adha, first day of winter and Kwanzaa all made the list. But no Christmas. ...
I Shed No Tears For The Passing Of Dick Wilson (Mr. Whipple)
"Actor Dick Wilson, who earned an enduring place in U.S. pop culture for his TV commercial role as Mr. Whipple, the nervous grocer who warned customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" in toilet-paper ads, has died at age 91." Quotation from Reuters Millions of baby boomers will shed a ...
40 Lashes For Naming A Teddy Bear "Muhammad"?
As a freethinker who is convinced that religion is a blight on humankind, I can be trusted to comment on religious matters without having parochial sensibilities. As an American my most frequent religious targets are televangelists who fleece their followers in the name of the Lord. But as s...
Free Yourselves From Under The Spell Of Televangelists
A televangelist is a transparent con artist; his audacity and showmanship serve as gaudy garments to cover his shenanigans. The ringmaster of the small screen uses god as a weapon to trounce sinners, and the devil as a boogeyman to keep the saints in line. He claims to have his eyes on the ki...
Barry Bonds Indicted For Perjury And Obstruction Of Justice
On Dec. 4, 2003, Barry Bonds, the Giants slugger with the humongous head (literally and figuratively) and bulging biceps was summoned before a federal grand jury investigating BALCO, a lab suspected of dispensing illegal, performance-enhancing drugs to top athletes. Barry Bonds was promised by...
Indian Guy Beaten For Wearing A Wig
"A man was beaten by his fiance and in-laws in India after they found out he was bald and wearing a wig. Prabir Das, of Dispur in Assam, was also relieved of his belongings, reports the Daily Telegraph. He told police his fiancee yanked off his hairpiece after dinner and began beating and abus...
President George W. Bush's Offensive Thanksgiving Day Proclamation
"This Thanksgiving, may we reflect upon the past year with gratefulness and look toward the future with hope. Let us give thanks for all we have been given and ask God to continue to bless our families and our Nation. Now, therefore, I, George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, ...
Saudi Arabia: Rape Victim Brutally Punished And Bush Admin Silent
As a freethinker I believe that religion is a blight on humankind; I long for the day when we no longer need to believe in myths and fables to make sense of the complexity of our universe. I'm a frequent critic of Christianity, particularly of the excesses of televangelists, because Christianit...
Catholic Bishops: Catholics Damned If They Vote For Pro-Choice Candidates
I can't stand civic-minded folks who cast aspersions on the patriotism of those who fail to vote. But the gentle persuasions of these do-gooders pale in comparison to the intimidation tactics used by Catholic bishops. "Proclaiming a sense of new energy and empowerment, the nation's Roman Catholi...
Hollywood Prayer Network Praying For Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan
"Instead of gossiping about celebrities, how about praying for them? That's the mission of the Hollywood Prayer Network, a group of more than 5,000 Christians that prays for stars like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan instead of writing them off as lost causes. Members of the network, which ha...
In Sydney Santa Claus Discouraged From Saying "Ho, Ho, Ho"
"Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional 'ho ho ho' greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported. One d...
Oregon Teacher Can't Bring Gun To School
"An Oregon high school English teacher will not be allowed to carry her gun to school, a state circuit court ruled on Friday in a decision closely watched by both sides of the gun debate. Shirley Katz, who has a legal permit to carry a concealed handgun, argued she needed the Glock semi-automati...
Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue Prays For Rain
There is a drought gripping the Southeast that has lead to water rationing and even the fears that some states might run out of drinking water. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue has obliterated the wall of separation between church and state by calling f...
Hugo Chavez One Of The Sexiest Men In Venezuela?
"Hugo Chavez calls himself ugly and his looks earned him the nickname 'Goofy' in the military, but the president's image is changing -- he is now considered one of Venezuela's sexiest men. A poll said on Thursday the fifth-most desired man is Chavez, whose large nose, protruding lips, forehead m...
Joyce Meyer's $23,000 Toilet: A Symbol Of The Prosperity Gospel
"Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA), the ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee, has opened an investigation into the finances of six of the leading prosperity televangelists, Paula White, Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Eddie Long, Creflo Dollar, Benny Hinn. Grassley is looking into whether these ...
Pat Robertson Endorses Rudy Giuliani (Satire)
"Televangelist Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition, endorsed Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani on Wednesday. 'It is my pleasure to announce my support for America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, a proven leader who is not afraid of what lies ahead and who will cast a hopeful ...
Dog The Bounty Hunter: N-Word My Way Of Expressing Solidarity With Blacks
This is a partial transcript of the private phone conversation that Dog the Bounty Hunter had with his son; urging him to break up with his African American girlfriend. "I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the nigger word someti...
Spain's 95-Year-Old Blogging Grandma
The elderly are invisible; we only see them when they are an inconvenience or a nuisance. The only time I'm aware of their presence is when one of them is ahead of me on a one-lane road driving 25 mph in a 45 mph zone. I'd rather stay overnight in the Amityville haunted house than spend 5 minute...
Sen. John McCain Touts His Military Service
"John McCain, a Vietnam war prisoner, argued Friday that his top rivals for the GOP nomination aren't qualified to deal with issues like torture - or to be president in wartime - because they never served in the military... 'There's a clear division between those who have a military background a...
Dog The Bounty Hunter In Doghouse For Using Racial Slur
We live in a world of rules, and God forbid if we unintentionally break one of the thousands of federal, state or local ordinances, because ignorance of the law is no excuse. That's why Americans root for the antihero, a rugged individual who is unencumbered by the laws of bureaucrats or the mo...
Toby And Winnie: Dog And Cat Of The Year
I love my cats and dogs even though they have never demonstrated any superhuman abilities. I chuckle when I hear my friends describe the incredible exploits of their pets. Pet lovers are too quick to explain the innocuous actions of their animals as life saving feats -- as illustrated by the followi...
Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton and UFO's
In Tuesday night's Democratic donnybrook, John Edwards and Barack Obama were the relentless punchers, Bill Richardson was the referee with a tender heart and Hillary Clinton was the punching bag. Dennis Kucinich was probably mumbling to himself: Who am I? What am I doing here? Why are the moderators...
FEMA's Fake News Conference
After its dismal performance in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) was presented with an opportunity to redeem itself in its handling of the Southern California wildfires. Did FEMA seek to repair its tarnished image with a quick and efficient re...
Time For Barack Obama And John Edwards To Hit Hillary Clinton Hard
"Memo to the Democratic presidential candidates: You can still beat Hillary Rodham Clinton, but you better act fast. The former first lady looks more likely to win the nomination every day, showing strength in polling, fundraising and setting the campaign agenda. She's so strong, in fact, th...
Sen. Larry Craig's Speech Announcing He's Not Resigning (Satire)
I am not a Gay American! I have decided to say in the Senate until the end of my term; it's important that Idaho has a senator with a wide stance who can straddle both sides of the issues. Did I mention I'm not gay? I will remain in the Senate and fight for issues that are important to me: Fami...
J.K Rowling: Harry Potter Wizard Dumbledore Is Gay
Even folks who have never read a Harry Potter book or seen one of the movies based on the boy wizard are familiar with the broad outlines of the Potter saga. Pottermania has so saturated Western civilization that it's impossible to feign ignorance of all things Potter. Potter author J.K. Rowlin...
Bolivian Hookers Sew Lips Together To Protest Closing Of Brothels
I enjoy reading the "Odd News" section of Yahoo News; I always find a gem, like this story below, that makes me chuckle: "Prostitutes in the Bolivian city of El Alto sewed their lips together (no obscene jokes please) on Wednesday as part of a hunger strike to demand that the mayor reopen brothe...
The Downfall Of Marion Jones
A picture is worth a thousand words and sports has left us with some indelible images that evoke powerful feelings in most Americans. The photograph of a routine ground ball going through the legs of Bill Buckner during the 1986 World Series conjures thoughts of depression and humiliation for fans o...
Of Ellen DeGeneres And Britney Spears
This week Britney Spear's slow motion train wreck had to compete with the bizarre on camera breakdown of beloved talk show host Ellen DeGeneres. For those of you living in a cave the last few days, here is an Associated Press summary of the DeGeneres meltdown: "DeGeneres adopted Iggy, then gav...
Bring Our Troops Home From Iraq AND Afghanistan
"Two separate probes have rebutted allegations that US soldiers burnt a copy of the Koran on a raid in Afghanistan last week, Afghan President Hamid Karzai's office said. The US military had already rejected claims by villagers in the eastern province of Kunar that its soldiers burnt a copy of t...
Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert For President
"Stephen Colbert Tuesday night declared his candidacy for president of the United States. 'I have heard the call,' Colbert said. 'Nation, I shall seek the office of the president of the United States.'" Quote from ABCNews.com I welcome the entrance of Stephen Colbert, the star of Comedy Ce...
BET Treats Jena Six Thugs Like Celebrities
Rap is a genre of music that glamorizes and promotes misogyny, homophobia, materialism and violence. It's only fitting that the host of Black Entertainment Television's (BET) Hip Hop Awards show was Katt Williams, an African American comic who adopts the persona of a pimp. And it's not surprisi...
New Study: Swearing At Work Boosts Morale And Team Spirit
There are certain circumstances under which profanity should not only be permissible, but completely understandable. If I stub my toe "Oh shucks" doesn't begin to convey my feeling of frustration and the pangs of pain I'm experiencing. If a guy runs a red light and crashes into my new car, screaming...
Student Faces Expulsion For Posting Unflattering Photo Of Pat Robertson
Religious right icons Jerry Falwell and James Kennedy have gone to that big carnival tent in the sky, where they reminisce about their favorite cons with the likes of P. T. Barnum. Thank God Pat Robertson is still around; what would pundits, comics and columnists do without him? Pat Roberts...
Chocolate-Loving Bacteria Living In Your Gut?
I am a gentleman of impeccable tastes; only the best for me. I eschew the candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hand; I prefer chocolate truffles found only in the finest gourmet shops. I have often wondered where my love of the delicious treat comes from; is it genetic or a finely devel...
Asteroid Will Hit Earth In An Hour, What Would You Do In Final Minutes?
"LONDON (Reuters) -- An asteroid is on a collision course with the earth and you have one hour left to live. What would you do in your last 60 minutes?" Not surprisingly, the majority of Britons questioned in a survey -- 54 percent -- said they would like to spend it either with or on the phone t...
Ann Coulter's Anti-Jewish Comments
"On Monday, Coulter told CNBC talk show host Donnie Deutsch that her dream America would 'look like New York City during the [2004] Republican National Convention. In fact, that's what I think heaven is going to look like.' 'People were happy,' she said. 'They're Christian. They're tolerant. The...
Moral Outrage: Capital Architect Allows God On U.S. Flag Certificates
You don't have to wear a flag pin or your lapel to be a good patriot, but it's not unseemly to publicly declare your love of your country. Who doesn't love to mangle the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game or fly the flag on the 4th of July? Public exhibitions of patriotism are...
Virginia Wal-Mart Stores Selling Talking Jesus Dolls
Too many evangelical Christians don't know the real Jesus Christ with the dirty sandals and clean heart, who healed the sick and helped the poor. They worship a tyrant who isn't interested in ministering to the disenfranchised, but in condemning anyone who doesn't conform to their myopic religio...
Barack Obama Hopes To Be "Instrument Of God" And Create "Kingdom of God"
"During a Sunday service at an evangelical church in Greenville, S.C., Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama told the crowd of nearly 4,000 that he hopes to be 'instrument of God' and asked for their prayers to help him do that. 'I am confident that we can create a Kingdom right here on...
Michael Vick Won't Do A PSA for PETA
Michael Vick, who admitted to killing Pit Bulls, enrolled in a "Developing Empathy for Animals" class. That's like Hitler enrolling in a "Developing Empathy for Jews" class -- nobody will be fooled. Michael Vick, the ringleader of a dogfighting enterprise, electrocuted underperforming dogs and b...
Senator Larry Craig Should Be Expelled From The Senate
"Senator Larry E. Craig of Idaho, defying the wishes of many in his own Republican Party, said Thursday that he would remain in the Senate through next year despite a court ruling against him in Minnesota, where he had sought to rescind his guilty plea stemming from an undercover sex sting. Shor...
80-Year-Old Man Locks Girlfriend In Trailer
"An 80-year-old man accused of locking his girlfriend in a camper trailer has been sentenced to probation and ordered to attend an anger management class when he returns home to Oregon." This odd story from the Reuters wire makes you go "hm". The first thing that caught my attention is that ...
Bangkok Bank Hands Out Condoms
"Dateline Bangkok. A Thai bank is pitching into the battle against HIV/AIDS and handing out condoms to customers too shy to get them at the shop. Kasikorn Bank launched the "Condoms for Confidence" campaign at 600 branches nationwide and said it would start giving out the sheaths, branded K-C...
Dastardly Criminal Hides Drugs In Mr. Potato Head
I recently read a news article that shook me to my very soul; I may need therapy to recover from the trauma. It wasn't a story about the senseless war in Iraq or a report about another pantyless Britney sighting. For the strong in heart, read for yourselves: "SYDNEY, Australia - Customs of...
Hillary Clinton's Laughter Is No Laughing Matter
Hillary Rodham Clinton is a policy wonk who lives and breathes politics. A creature with such a narrow focus in life doesn't have time for anything else, including laughter. Until very recently laughter wasn't in Hillary's repertoire, but all of a sudden she is giggling like a schoolgirl at ever...
John McCain Reborn As An Evangelical Baptist
"Neither party should be defined by pandering to the outer reaches of American politics and the agents of intolerance," whether they be Louis Farrakhan or Al Sharpton on the left or Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson on the right." John McCain spoke these brave words during his 2000 presidential run....
Michael Vick Doesn't Deserve Any Sympathy
I have two dogs, a Chow and a Pit Bull; they are friendly, loyal, intelligent and a source of tremendous comfort and love. Dogs are good-natured animals, they only attack human beings and other animals when they are raised by vicious and stupid owners. A dog who has been brutalized by his ...
Nancy Pelosi: United States-Mexico Border Fence A "Terrible Idea"
The answer to some questions is so clear they don't deserve a nuanced response. If a journalist asks a presidential candidate if he is in favor of torture; he or she respond with a resounding "NO!" A presidential hopeful who wants my vote must unequivocally condemn the plan to build a fence alon...
President George W. Bush: Childrens Do Learn
George W. Bush, the self-proclaimed "education president" once asked: "Is our children learning?" Well is they are is they not learning? Appearing before a group of kids in a photo-op to promote the No Child Left Behind Act, the headmaster-in-chief answered in the affirmative: "Childrens do ...
Joe Horn Defends Michael Vick
"Falcons quarterback Michael Vick tested positive for marijuana, has been confined to his Virginia residence at night, forced to wear an electronic monitoring device and ordered to receive mental health counseling, according to court documents filed Wednesday. Vick tested positive in a urine samp...
Bill O'Reilly: My Dinner With Al Sharpton
When the bombastic Bill O'Reilly, and the controversial Al Sharpton sit down and break bread, sparks as well as sound bites are going to fly. Bill O'Reilly did not disappoint, folks are still shaking their heads at his outrageous comments. "After eating dinner at a famed Harlem restaurant recent...
Republican Presidential Candidates Spurn Debates Sponsored By People Of Color
The Democratic presidential candidates are a symbol of the racial and cultural diversity of America. I look at Sen. Barack Obama (African American), Gov. Bill Richardson (Hispanic), Sen. Hillary Clinton (female) and Rep. Dennis Kucinich (Martian?), and I'm persuaded that anyone can become Presid...
America: A Nation Of Individuals
When I was a wee lad my family used to watch TV together. The next day I would discuss the programs I watched with my classmates, certain that there was a good chance they had seen the same shows. In those halcyon days there were only three broadcast networks, and cable wasn't even a twinkle in the ...
Soon It Will Be Illegal For California Teens To Text While Driving
Americans are feisty and independent, and we would be content if lawmakers passed fewer laws. We don't like Uncle Sam monitoring every aspect of our lives, but sometimes politicians come up with necessary laws. It's behind the wheel, with the top down and the radio blasting, that we truly experi...
Isiah Thomas: OK If A Black Man Calls A Black Woman "Bitch"
As a newspaper writer, I use what little influence I have to advocate for the rights of Hispanics. But I never make excuses when prominent Latinos break the law or somehow fall short of the mark. I expect all Hispanics in the public spotlight to be good role models, and I publicly chastise any Chic...
Top Eleven OJ Simpson Post Arrest Statements
*If I got away with double homicide, getting away with armed robbery should be a piece of cake. *Why should I let Michael Vick get all the publicity? *Gives me an excuse to write "If I Did It Part II" *It's a "black thang", don't get down on a brotha for establishing his street cred. ...
Meet Maddison Gabriel, The 12-Year Old Runway Model
We live in a sex-saturated society; you can't turn on the TV, log on to the Internet or go to the movies without being inundated with images of sex. Advertisers treat consumers not as rational creatures but as animals who respond only to sexual stimuli. With every passing year the sexualiza...
Sick Man Fined For Going To Work
If my nose itches, before I even sneeze I call in sick. If I feel the walls of my cubicle closing in on me, I take a "mental health day" the next day. The "Protestant work ethic" is for Catholic undocumented workers and atheists in sweat shops in China. I am in excellent health, but I really ma...
Enough With The Media's Obsession With Madeleine McCann
By now, thanks to the saturation coverage by cable news outlets, everyone is familiar with the saga of the little British girl who disappeared while her parents were dining at a restaurant. But this recap from channel4.com is a good place to start my essay before I get to the heart of the matter. ...
Judge Repeals Rule Requiring Restaurants To Post Calories
"A federal judge struck down a proposed city health regulation today that would have required more than 2,000 restaurants around New York — including chain restaurants like McDonald’s — to post the calorie content of their dishes on their menus." Quote from the New York Times Judge Richard J...
Oprah Winfrey Endorses Sen. Barack Obama
Oprah Winfrey, media mogul, talk show host and secular saint, is the most influential woman in America. When Oprah speaks, it doesn't matter if the topic is the Iraq war or Restless Leg Syndrome, people listen. On the Oprah show when the camera pans over to the audience, the suburban ladies see...
George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden And 9/11
On this 6th anniversary of 9/11 Americans are remembering the victims and their families and friends, and contemplating on where we stand in the struggle against Islamic radicals. In spite of President George W. Bush's obfuscation it's important to remember that 9/11 was hatched in Afghanista...
Rudolph Giuliani: Illegal Immigrants Are Not Criminals
Undocumented workers are a great asset to our pluralistic society; they make significant contributions to our economy and our culture. Migrants from Mexico and other points South are not an alien presence -- their work ethic, strong sense of family and burning desire to assimilate are traits t...
Michelle Obama: Barack Obama Is Snorey And Stinky
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama's good looks, eloquence and impeccable wardrobe makes him a formidable political force -- not to mention a sex symbol. But now a prominent person in the news has labeled Obama "snore-y and stinky". Which dastardly villain has taken such direct ...
Fred Thompson Announces On Jay Leno
Sen. Fred Thompson, the until recently unannounced Republican candidate, has run a very novel campaign. Eschewing the potential mines of the televised debates and the tedium of the rubber-chicken circuit, he has remained above the fray, making speeches or TV appearances when the spirit moves him. ...
Whoopi Goldberg Defends Michael Vick In "The View" Debut
Fans of "The View" rejoiced when Rosie O'Donnell's contract wasn't renewed. Rosie was a lightning rod for controversy, she feuded with fellow celebrities and uttered idiotic statements like claiming that the collapse of World Trade Center 7 was the result of a planned implosion. Whoopi Goldberg...
Bill Richardson: God Wants Iowa To Be The First Caucus State
"Iowa, for good reason, for constitutional reasons, for reasons related to the Lord, should be the first caucus and primary," Richardson, New Mexico's governor, said at the Northwest Iowa Labor Council Picnic. "And I want you to know who was the first candidate to sign a pledge not to campaign anywh...
Jerry Lewis And The F-Word
Jerry Lewis, 81, is a comedian, actor, singer film producer, screenwriter and director. I should use the past tense, because Lewis hasn't had any success in any facet of show business for decades. The only thing that keeps Jerry Lewis in the periphery of pop culture awareness is his role as hos...
Michael Vick's Apology: Satire
Michael Vick adjusted the sleeves of his designer suit and walked up to the podium; his gait best described as a pimp strut and not a perp walk. Vick's posse of high-priced barristers walking a few feet behind their paymaster. I want to apologize for all the things I've done and allowed to happe...
Girdles For Men?
With middle age comes a bulging waistline, and the only remedy (giving up beer) is too drastic to contemplate. The typical fellow reasons that loosening his belt is a small price to pay for indulging his appetite and slacking his thirst with a cold one. But now guys have another option and I'm ...
I Personally Believe Miss Teen South Carolina Is a Hot U.S. American
By now all of the civilized world has viewed the clip of Miss South Carolina's meandering, ungrammatical and incoherent answer to a question posed to her during the Miss Teen USA competition. Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, was asked by pageant judge Aimee Teergarden: "Recent polls have shown a ...
New York Times Columnist Defends Michael Vick
When a superstar athlete admits to being the ringleader of a dogfighting enterprise and to killing Pit Bulls who unperformed by electrocuting them, the instinctive reaction is one of disgust and outrage. A normal person will reason: Only a monster would participate in such a sadistic criminal activ...
Michael Vick: I Found Jesus
"I'm upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that's the right thing to do as of right now.'" Michael Vick Those searching for meaning and truth in life find Jesus, Buddha or Allah after mu...
Mama Vick Defends Michael Vick
The entire world, with the exception of a few African American celebrities, is outraged at Michael Vick's felonious behavior, but he still has Mama defending him. '"I gotta be strong for him,' an emotional Brenda Vick told the New York Post on Sunday. According to the paper, she sobbed ou...
Stephon Marbury Defends Michael Vick
I've written essays about how a few African Americans celebrities, like Deion Sanders and Jamie Foxx, have come to the defense of Michael Vick. Now you can add the name of NBA star Stephon Marbury to the list of clueless blacks who have spoken up on the behalf of the beleaguered gridiron star. S...
Hillary Clinton: Terrorist Attack Good For GOP
"There are circumstances beyond our control, and I think I am better able to handle things I have no control over," she said. "It's a horrible prospect to ask yourself 'What if? What if?' But if certain things happen between now and the election, particularly with respect to terrorism, that will aut...
Fast Food Branding Makes Children Prefer McDonalds' Happy Meals
In a capitalist society, branding is the name of the game. Adults will pay a premium for a designer label, even though there is only a nominal difference between a brand name product and a generic brand. Consumers will buy bottled water at a ridiculous price, even when they know that it's only regul...
Jamie Foxx Defends Michael Vick
Michael Vick's torture and killing of dogs is so reprehensible and beyond the pale, that everyone from pundits and politicians to animal rights activists and regular folks have condemned him in no uncertain terms. The almost universal disgust at Vick's sadism and inhumanity speaks well of our s...
Televangelist Juanita Bynum Attacked By Her Preacher Husband
"Juanita Bynum, a televangelist with a national following for sermons about women's empowerment, pressed charges against her estranged husband Thursday after she was bruised in a confrontation with him during a meeting to reconcile, police said. Preacher Thomas W. Weeks III, founder of Global Des...
Elvira Arellano: The Rosa Parks Of The Immigrant Rights Movement
"The Sanctuary Movement was a religious and political movement of approximately 500 congregations in the U.S. that helped Central American refugees by sheltering them from Immigration and Naturalization Service authorities. The movement flourished between 1982 and 1992. Various denominations were in...
Bob Murray, Owner Of Crandall Canyon Mine, Is A Public Relations Disaster
When a tragedy or scandal hits a corporation, the CEO usually hires a crisis management firm to take over public relations. When the president of a beleaguered company looks like Boss Hog on crack, it's imperative that he hire a professional as a spokesman. Six miners have been trapped for ...
Dutch Priest Fined For Ringing Church Bell Too Early In The Morning
"A Dutch priest has been fined 5,000 euros (3,382 pounds) for ringing his church bells too loudly in the morning." This one sentence from an obscure Rueters wire story highlights the worst traits of religion. Religion at its best is about having consideration for others (do unto others...),...
Senator Barack Obama Defends His Foreign Policy Statements
Too many politicians have no sense of shame; they will do or say anything to win votes. Sen. Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air; he speaks from his heart and as a result sometimes he makes comments that aren't crystal clear. Obama has been ruthlessly attacked by Republicans and even by h...
Don Imus Sued By Kia Vaugh (Rutgers Player)
Radio shock, Don Imus, calling the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed ho's" was the epitome of tackiness and bad taste. The Rutgers' student-athletes did not respond in kind calling Imus a washed-up wrinkled cracker or a stupid old fart. Throughout the sordid episode the Rutgers ...
Naked TV News For The Deaf
"An embarrassed Japanese government has cut the subsidy, but a Tokyo TV company said on Friday it would carry on making a striptease news show with sign language for hearing-impaired viewers. The government made grants totaling 400,000 yen (1,800 pounds) to help cover production of the weekly fi...
Dutch Bishop Urges Catholics To Call God "Allah"
"Catholic churches in the Netherlands should use the name Allah for God to ease tensions between Muslims and Christians, says a Dutch bishop. Tiny Muskens, the bishop of Breda, told the Dutch TV program 'Network' Monday night he believes God doesn't mind what he is called, Radio Netherlands Worl...
Of Bobby Bonds And Barry Bonds And Lost Innocence
When I was a 11-year old kid I got a transistor radio for my birthday. I was rarely without my radio; humming along to "My Green Tambourine" and listening to the San Francisco Giants. In those halcyon days summers stretched forever and my beloved Giants could do no wrong. They didn't enjoy much ...
Fire Michael Savage
The Internet has democratized the dissemination of information but it has also unleashed a horde of unscrupulous bloggers. Hiding behind aliases and accountable to nobody, these cowards feel empowered to poison the Information Highway with profanity, libel and lies. Not all bloggers are profan...
Michael Vick's Depravity The Last Straw For Many Sports Fans
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, but if a criminal breaks into my home, I'm not going to wait for a jury's verdict, I will immediately blow him away. Michael Vick may be innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, but the evidence is overwhelming he's a sadist ...
American Dog Owners Association Demands NFL Suspend Michael Vick
My two cats and two dogs are a constant source of comfort, entertainment and companionship. When I come home from work my dogs welcome me with wagging tails, boisterous barks and sloppy licks. My cats on the other hand, rarely acknowledge my homecoming with anything other than a lazy lawn. ...
The SCLC Considered Honoring Michael Vick
"The Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC) is an American civil rights organization. It played a prominent role in the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 1960s. SCLC was closely associated with its first president, Martin Luther King, Jr." Quote from Wikipedia. Michael Vick would...
The Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy
The images of superstar athletes appear on Jumbotron screens, cereal boxes and on millions of TV's in our jock-worshipping country. But few athletes are worthy of this Rock Star treatment; for every Hank Aaron who achieves incredible deeds through determination, hard work and god-given natural t...
The Compliment Machine: The Greatest Thing Since The Internet
We are exceedingly grateful to the creators of the Internet, microwave oven, cell phone and dozens of other time-saving devices that enrich and benefit us in so many ways. But these high-tech machines, as convenient and useful as they are, do not make me feel better. Logging on to the computer, ...
Fort Worth Star-Telegram Gives Away Free Bibles
"A story by the Associated Press says the International Bible Society-Send the Light wants to deliver custom-designed Bibles to newspaper subscribers around the U.S. as part of an effort to find innovative ways to spread a Christian message. But not everyone thinks it's a good idea. The ministry wou...
Virginia Tech Families Upset At Addition of Nas To Free Concert
Music is the language of love and concerts have been held to commemorate heroes and victims and to unite people in great causes. Woodstock, Concert for Bangladesh, Monterey Pop Festival and No Nukes: These historic concerts evoke images of peace, celebration and brotherhood. The horrific ima...
Man Cuts Off Hand In Sacrifice To Kali
"A 23-year-old Nepali man cut off his right hand after morning prayers and offered it to Kali, the Hindu goddess of power, the Annapurna Post daily said on Wednesday." Quote from Reuters My readers, in the enlightened West, will shrug at the nonsense and brutality that still goes on in the n...
Is the NAACP Defending Michael Vick Just Because He’s Black?
The bedrock foundation of our judicial system is the concept that a defendant is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. When a prosecutor, like Mike Nifong, makes prejudicial statements against the accused it undermines our judicial system. We expect everyone involved in a court c...
Why Do People Have Sex?
Researchers at the University of Texas spent five years and their own money to ponder the reasons why people have sex. After such an exhaustive study I'm sure the researchers were able to come up with complex and enlightening reasons why we have sex. Are you wondering what were the top reasons...
Arab Princesses Kicked Off Plane
"Three Arab princesses were thrown off a packed British Airways flight after refusing to sit next to male passengers they didn't know. The dispute - in which the three princesses from the ultra-conservative Qatar royal family demanded segregated seating - left the London-bound plane delayed on a...
Jonathan Falwell Vs Planned Parenthood
"Planned Parenthood is the nation's leading sexual and reproductive health care advocate and provider. With more than 860 health centers nationwide, nearly five million women, men, and teens turn to us each year for essential services — services we provide regardless of income, marital status, race...
Nancy Pelosi One Of The Most Beautiful People On Capitol Hill?
The Hill.Com's list of the 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill includes some real hotties, most of them young aides and staffers of senators and congresspersons. Few politicians made the list; politics has a way of rapidly aging a person. President George W. Bush looks like he has aged...
George W. Bush And The "War On Terror"
President Bush uses the "war on terror" as a distraction from his many domestic failures. We face a very real threat from Islamic radicals, but Bush cynically uses the fear of terrorism to manipulate the American public. If Dubya were serious about combating terrorism he would appoint the best ...
Tammy Faye Bakker: Legacy Of Greed
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner succumbed to cancer this weekend. The televangelist had a penchant for applying tons of makeup, a habit of marrying men convicted of fraud and the ability to cry at the drop of coin. Tammy Faye was a larger-than-life figure who transcended religion; she became a pop cu...
Macy's T-Shirt: Brown Is The New White
"According to Macy's, one of its goals is to provide an exclusive line of clothing geared toward Latina shoppers looking to express cultural identity through fashion. However, one such item might have actually offended potential Hispanic customers, so the company pulled it during the weekend." ...
Nigerian Students Use Donated Computers To Surf Porn Sites
A laptop is a symbol of Western wealth and technological prowess; portable computers are ubiquitous in America and every other affluent country. The One Laptop Per Child aid group seeks to provide no-frills inexpensive laptops to children in developing countries. This is a misguided effort...
Tiny Brain No Problem For French Civil Servant
"A man with an unusually tiny brain managed to live an entirely normal life despite his condition, caused by a fluid buildup in his skull, French researchers reported on Thursday. Scans of the 44-year-old man's brain showed that a huge fluid-filled chamber called a ventricle took up most of the r...
Ban Michael Vick From The NFL
Atlanta quarterback, Michael Vick has the most lucrative contract in the NFL, millions of adoring fans, endorsements galore -- and not a shred of human dignity. Vick epitomizes the vanity, self-centeredness and criminal tendencies of too many American athletes. He has a history of coarse behavio...
National Intelligence Estimate Report: Al Qaeda As Strong As Ever
America is the greatest military, economic and geopolitical power in the world; we should be able to vanquish any enemy. We crushed the Nazis making the world safe for democracy and defeated the Evil Empire ushering in the 21st century on a hopeful note. In the days immediately after 9/11 Presid...
Surgeon General Was Muzzled By White House
The surgeon general is the foremost authority on medical matters; when he speaks we heed his advice. He is the nation's doctor; when he issues a press release it's like he's making a house call. A pack of cigarettes carries the surgeon generals' warning that smoking is bad for your health. If ci...
John Edwards And Hillary Clinton Want To Exclude Lower-Tier Candidates From Debates
During debates Democrats John Edwards and Hillary Rodham Clinton sometimes have testy exchanges. But what do these top-tier presidential aspirants talk about after their verbal duels? John Edwards: Hillary, do you look at the monitor during the forum to make sure your hair is still in place? ...
Christians Disrupt Hindu Prayer In Senate
The wall of separation between church and state is routinely breached everytime the Senate opens a session with prayer. To my knowledge no agnostic or atheist has ever tried to shout down the cleric's opening prayer of a Senate session. Agnostics and atheists tend to be peace-loving indivi...
Democratic Presidential Debate To Be Devoted To Gay Issues
Last month all of the Democratic candidates participated in a debate at Howard University. The debate at the historically black university was moderated by people of color and the discussion was dominated by questions of particular importance to African Americans and other minorities. If any De...
Sen. David Vitter Apologizes For Being In Madam's Little Black Book
"On Monday alleged prostitution ring leader Deborah Jeane Palfrey released 15,000 client names on her web site after a judge found no reason to seize the list. Louisiana Sen. David Vitter's telephone number showed up in phone records for Pamela Martin and Associates, the name of the alleged prosti...
Parents Sing Pop Songs, Not Nursery Rhymes To Their Children
"Nursery rhymes are in danger of dying out - because parents are singing pop songs to their children instead. A new survey suggests 40% of parents with young children cannot recite a single rhyme all the way through." Quote from Ananova.Com My bedtime staples were Jack and Jill and Humpty ...
Pastor Objects To Billboard Featuring Naked Buttocks
"A bidet company's advertising plans in Times Square are too cheeky for the pastor of a nearby church. Rev. Neil Rhodes, pastor of the interdenominational Times Square Church, is asking a state court to block a billboard company from posting huge ads that feature naked buttocks with smiley faces ...
Estonian Wins Wife-Carrying Championship
"Estonians took gold and silver at the world wife-carrying championships in Finland on Saturday, defying rain and exhaustion to stumble along a path with women clinging upside-down to their backs. They were among 44 couples from 12 countries competing in the annual event in Sonkajarvi, c...
Malaysia's Religious Police Arrest Singer For Exposing Too Much Of Her Back
"Malaysia's religious police detained a Muslim singer at a popular club, saying too much of her back was exposed by a sleeveless blouse she wore while performing, media reported on Wednesday. Siti Noor Idayu Abd Moin, 24, has been ordered to go before the sharia, or Islamic court, at Ipoh in the...
Jonathan Falwell Praises Ann Coulter
Some precious gems from Ann Coulter: *If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban? *Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for l...
Allergic Employee Sues To Ban Perfume At Work
"An office worker for the US city of Detroit is suing for her colleagues to be banned from wearing perfume which gives her such severe headaches, nausea and coughing fits that she must leave work. Court documents showed Thursday that Susan McBride suffered so acutely from allergy to the chemical...
George W. Bush In Denial: Still Thinks Iraq War Can Be Won
"President Bush equated the war in Iraq today with the U.S. war for independence. Like those revolutionaries who 'dropped their pitchforks and picked up their muskets to fight for liberty,' Bush said, American soldiers were also fighting 'a new and unprecedented war' to protect U.S. freedom." Qu...
American Wins Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest
Today we celebrate independence from the Brits with fireworks, picnics, parades and of course the annual Coney Island Hot dog Eating Contest. An amusement park with cheap thrills and junk food -- what an appropriate venue for a disgusting display of gluttony. The folks behind the hot dog e...
England To Remove Term "Prostitute" From Law Books
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but bureaucrats are constantly renaming occupations, diseases and disabilities to remove any perceived stigma. A garbage man is transformed into a "sanitation engineer" but at the end of the day I bet he still smells like crap. Th...
Mitt Romney Guilty Of Animal Cruelty?
Mitt Romney is straight out of central casting; he's tall, dark and handsome. But Romney not only has good looks, his confident demeanor and glib tongue also attracts many to his campaign. But on second look, there's something very Stepford-like about the former governor of Massachusetts. He do...
Ann Coulter Could Give A Chimp Pointers On Flinging Feces
When I was in the 4th grade my class went on a field trip to the San Francisco Zoo, and I don't mean we attended a meeting of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. The chimp exhibit was a big hit with the children; we enjoyed making faces and taunting them until one chimp and then another ret...
Jonathan Falwell: Like Father, Like Son
Jerry Falwell, one of the most intolerant and divisive voices of the religious right died a few weeks ago, and his son, Jonathan Falwell, has taken over as pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church. Jonathan was presented with a tremendous opportunity to change the course of his father's ministry, to...
Supreme Court's Insane "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" Ruling
The Supreme Court upheld the suspension of an Alaska high school senior for raising a banner that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" at a school-sanctioned event outside campus. The High Court said students can be punished for statements that an administrator reasonably interprets as promoting illegal...
Elizabeth Edwards Supports Gay Marriage
All of the Democratic presidential candidates oppose gay marriage, but they are in favor of civil unions. That's like saying, I believe blacks should live anywhere they want to; I just don't want them living next door to me. The wishy-washy Democratic candidates should adopt the stance of E...
George W. Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Bill
It's almost impossible to have a rational dialogue with a true believer. How can you communicate with someone who doesn't rely on common sense and empirical truth, but clings to faith and myths? An individual with a rational frame of mind sees embryonic stem cells as tools for research that ...
Should Britain Outlaw Head-to-toe Muslim Veils?
"Increasingly, Muslim women in Britain take their children to school and run errands covered head to toe in flowing black gowns that allow only a slit for their eyes. Like little else, their appearance has unnerved Britons, testing the limits of tolerance in this stridently secular nation. Many ...
NBC News: We're Not Paying Paris Hilton 1 Million For Interview
If you were a producer desperate for a great interview, who would you offer a million dollars to appear on one of your network's news programs? Perhaps you would seek Thomas L. Friedman to wax eloquent about geopolitics, Christopher Hitchens to debunk religion, Sen. Ted Kennedy to champion immi...
The Vatican's Ten Commandments For The Road
We have a hard time keeping the Ten Commandments and now the Vatican has issued ten more commandments. The Vatican's "Ten Commandments" for drivers: 1: You shall not kill. (Isn't this one of the original commandments? I think everybody would agree that committing vehicle manslaughter ...
Salman Rushdie's Knighthood Sparks Muslim Outrage
Eighteen years ago the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on devout Muslims to kill Salman Rushdie, because the respected writer had the temerity to write the Satanic Verses, a novel that wasn't entirely complimentary of Islam. At that time the idea of a Muslim leader calling for the deat...
Tony Soprano: Last Seen Eating Onion Rings; Not Sleeping With The Fishes
Life is tentative, chaotic, non-linear, complex and monotonous. We turn to religion, politics or philosophy to find meaning and purpose, but then something totally senseless happens and we give up in despair. Fortunately, we have entertainment to provide a brief respite from the ravages of...
President George W. Bush Should Not Pardon Libby
When we see a blue-collar individual receive a stiff sentence, we feel no sympathy for the criminal, instead we rejoice that justice prevailed. But when a white-collar lawbreaker is sentenced to prison, his family, friends and supporters immediately plead for a pardon. The wealthy and privi...
Sen. Joe Lieberman's "War Talk" On Iran
Sen. Joseph Lieberman's claim to fame is his unflagging support of President George W. Bush's disastrous Iraq war. Lieberman has extensive foreign policy experience; he should recognize a lost cause when he sees one. Lieberman would have placed bets on Napoleon Bonaparte at Waterloo and cheered on G...
Paris Hilton's Jailhouse Phone Interview With Barbara Walters
Paris Hilton: "'I'm not the same person I was,' she said. 'I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the p...
Paris Hilton Back In The Slammer
The defendant appears before the judge, with hair in disarray, sans makeup, and wearing a grew sweat top. She could be any of the thousands of lawbreakers who appear before judges in Los Angeles County ever year... But this is the socialite who is always photo-op ready; eager to display a d...
Don't Name A Street In Lynchburg After Jerry Falwell!
From the NewsAdvance.Com: "Sen. Steve Newman, R-Lynchburg, recently sent a letter to City Council members asking them to support naming the city portion of U.S. 460 'Jerry Falwell Parkway.' Newman said that on one side of the highway is Falwell’s Thomas Road Baptist Church and Liberty Univers...
Celebrity Justice: Paris Hilton Released From Jail
Her first album was a colossal failure; her most popular movie was a private porn flick; her baby blue eyes are courtesy of Bausch and Lomb; her major fashion innovation was the no-panties look; her greatest talent is primping before the camera; her most fabulous success at mentoring is the bald cro...
The Guantanamo Prison Camp Should Be Closed
Symbols are important; they are mute yet they speak volumes. The flag of the United States of America testifies to our commitment to freedom, democracy and equality. A society that wishes to thrive and prosper will respect and protect its symbols. America has many symbols like Old Glory, The Stat...
Japanese Robots Fear President George W. Bush
"Kansei frowns when he hears the word "bomb," smiles at "sushi" and looks scared and disgusted when someone says "president" -- and he isn't even human. Quote from Reuters Kansei isn't your typical American disgusted at Bush's Iraq war debacle, he is a new Japanese robot. "Japan's la...
UK Smokers May Be Denied Non-emergency Treatment Unless They Quit
Who doesn't indulge in vices: We overeat, smoke or drink knowing that sooner or later we will pay a price. The question is should we leave it to God or karma to settle accounts, or should the government or private corporations punish those who give in their weaknesses? When you see a 400-po...
Jimmy Carter, George HW Bush And Bill Clinton Honor Billy Graham
This week the nation's three surviving ex-presidents -- George HW Bush, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton --gathered to honor a luminary who'd served each as a trusted advisor. What giant of history could have brought together these three ex-presidents who seldom agree on anything? Henry Ki...
Preacher Says Vote For Mitt Romney Is A Vote For Satan
We shake our heads when the leaders of terrorist groups and some Islamic leaders refer to America as "The Great Satan". We wonder how anyone can be so backwards in the 21st century. But not all intolerant religious fanatics live in Muslim countries; we have plenty of religious Neanderthals in t...
Jamison Stone, The Kid Who Killed The Monster Hog Is No Hero
The image of eleven-year old Jamison Stone of Alabama, posing with a 1,051 hog that he killed, is a hit on the Internet and on TV. Jamison has been enjoying his 15-minutes of fame, doing the requisite morning network shows. He has even been guaranteed a cameo in an upcoming movie "The Legend of...
Hillary Clinton Exposed In Two New Books
Bill and Hillary Clinton's tenure in the White House, from 1993 to 2002, was marked by many significant accomplishments. Major Legislation Signed (From Wikipedia): 1993-02-05 - The Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993 1993-08-10 - Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1993 - Raised income ta...
Sweet Elisabeth Hasselbeck Slays Big Bully Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell roared onto the set of "The View" like a Mack truck; dethroning Barbara Walters and flattening all those with opposing views. When Rosie wasn't sparring with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, she was picking fights with everyone from Donald Trump to Kelly Ripa. Rosie was under the view t...
Cindy Sheehan Resigns As Anti-War Activist
The "Daily Kos", the online Bible of the left, has published an article by Cindy Sheehan in which she resigns "as the face of the American anti-war movement." Sheehan is a mentally disturbed individual; the anti-war movement doesn't need the likes of her as a poster girl for peace. As a harsh cr...
Congress Capitulates To George W. Bush: Passes Deadline-Free War Funding Bill
Our brave warriors are still needlessly dying in Iraq because not enough of our cowardly senators and congressmen can bring themselves to say, "Enough is enough." Despite the results of last November's elections, which was essentially a mandate for quickly ending the war, Democrats refuse to dry ...
The View To A Fight: Rosie O'Donnell Vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
I'm a pundit and not a psychologist, but that won't stop me from psychoanalyzing Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell thrives on controversy; every week she picks a feud with a fellow celebrity. Rosie's personal life must be unfulfilling and empty if she can only find contentment by trashing so...
Jerry Falwell: Always On The Wrong Side Of The Issues
I come not to praise Jerry Falwell, but to bury him. I'm hoping that Falwell's intolerance, homophobia and bigotry be buried with him, but the evil that men do lives after them. Some of Falwell's ardent supporters have admonished me never to speak ill of the dead, but a prophet never bites hits...
Bill Richardson Enters The 2008 Presidential Race
"New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson formally announced his candidacy for president here Monday, launching a bilingual campaign for the Democratic nomination that emphasizes his Latino heritage, his extensive diplomatic and political experience and his knowledge of issues. Richardson, 59, the son of...
John McCain Uses F-Word To Fellow Republican
John McCain To Fellow Republican Senator: Fu** You May 19, 2007 at 6:30 am · Filed under Vox Populi, Current Events, Politics · Edit There should be a law prohibiting any politician who holds an elective office from running for president. Seeking the White House is a full-time endeavor, that re...
Jerry Falwell Is Dead: May Fundamentalism Be Buried With Him
The corpulent corpse of Jerry Falwell, found on the floor of his office, is symbolic of the state of the religious right. Many pundits, reporters and bloggers referred to the "untimely death" of the preacher from Lynchburg, VA. Falwell was 73, he had a history of heart problems and he weighed o...
Church Attack Caught On Video
"Police have arrested a man in connection with an attack on a woman in a church pew -- an attack that was caught on a surveillance video. It happened Wednesday about 60 miles north of New York City, as the woman was praying at the chapel of St. Joseph's Church." This Associated Press article i...
Jerry Falwell Is Gone, But James Dobson Still Preaching Intolerance
Jerry Falwell was the most prominent leader of the religious right; a movement with a very narrow moral focus. Falwell ignored the plight of the poor and disenfranchised, and focused his fury on homosexuals, pagans, liberals and women libbers. With his death the fundamentalist movement is one s...
Should Babies Be Banned From Restaurants?
If you are in a restaurant or a movie theatre and you need to make a phone call, common sense and consideration for others dictates that you step outside. If you are in a dining establishment with your infant or toddler and he starts bawling, you should take the incontinent creature outside unt...
Jerry Falwell Is Dead: Legacy of Intolerance and Homophobia
From Bloomberg.Com: "Reverend Jerry Falwell, the Baptist minister who used television to bring his message to millions and then founded the Moral Majority to help politically mobilize the religious right, has died. He was 73. The cause may have been a heart-rhythm abnormality, said cardiolo...
We Should Celebrate When Paris Hilton Goes To Jail
I don't often find common ground with fundamentalists; they are on their toes reaching for that pie in the sky while my feet are firmly planted in reality. But there is something that the majority of fundamentalists and the non-religious disdain: The foolishness of celebrity worship. Paris H...
Religion Should Not Be Off Limits For Criticism
If I wrote, "Republicans are warmongers who favor the rich and neglect the poor", nobody would bat an eye. Hyperbole is par for the course in political discourse. We live in an "in your face" culture, stridency is the norm in all forms of popular entertainment. But if I make the slightest c...
Movies That Feature "Pervasive Smoking" May Be Hit With R Rating
From emaxhealth.com: "The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) today announced that the rating system is enhancing the amount of information provided to parents on the issue of smoking in films. In the past, illegal teen smoking has been a factor in the rating of films, alongside other pa...
Al Sharpton Implies Mitt Romney Doesn't Worship The True God
Al Sharpton has anointed himself as the arbiter of morality and political correctness. Most Americans consider Sharpton a pompous blowhard, but unfortunately the black community and the media genuflect before this transparent con artist. I won't waste any time appealing to the African Amer...
Catholic Bishops Blast George W. Bush's Immigration Plan
Evanglical leaders like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and James Dobson whisper sweet nothings to power; they love socializing with President Bush at events like the National Day of Prayer. Jesus Christ did not attempt to ingratiate himself with the powerful; he blasted the hypocrisy of the scribe...
Jerry Falwell: Stop Using The Meaningless Phrase "People Of Faith"
"People of faith" is a phrase that is ecumenical and divisive. It's an inclusive term favored by politicians who want to appeal (pander) to followers of monotheistic religions. But at the same time it's divisive; it implies that those who don't believe in a deity are "people of no faith". That's a p...
Britney Spears And Kate Moss Are More Influential Than George W. Bush
The Time Magazine list of the 100 most influential people in the world includes the usual suspects in the realms of politics, the arts and science. But there's one glaring omission, you won't find George W. Bush, the leader of the free world, in this illustrious list. Time explains that Dubya is ...
The Republican Presidential Debate: Like A Convention Of Morticians
The GOP debate held at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, demonstrated how much the Republicans are living in the past. The ten monochrome candidates harkened back to an era when only white middleaged men held the reins of political power. Not even the second-tier presidential hopefuls incl...
Britney Spears Makes Comeback With 15-Minute Concerts
Newsflash: Britney Spears makes a comeback with a mini-tour of 15-minutes performances. Actually Britney has never been away; her bald head, bald vagina and dopey antics have kept us entertained the last three years that she has taken a break from performing on stage. Britney is not famous b...
Some Evangelicals Believe Dinosaurs Co-Existed With Man
“Religion is the opiate of the masses” Religion hardens the heart against unbelievers and weakens the mind so it will swallow the unbelievable. From Counterbias.Com: “Consider the new $27 million, 60,000 square-foot Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, scheduled to open May 28, 2007. Th...
Luxury Hotel Replaces Gideon Bibles With Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth"
Editor's Note. Since this article appeared, we received the following clarification from Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa: Dear Bloomberg reporter, We need to correct a mistake that ran in Bloomberg last Friday re: an article on Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa. The article implied that Gideo...
Now You Can Confess Your Sins Online
As a Catholic boy I attended Catechism class every Saturday. Once a month the nun marched us to the sanctuary, where we would stand in line to say our confession. "Bless me Father for I have sinned, my last confession was a month ago. These are my sins: "I swiped a Hustler magazine, I looked down my...
Alec Baldwin: Blame It On Parental Alienation
Who hasn’t left an abusive rant on the voice mail of a spouse, boss or friend? We’re infuriated we can’t reach the object of our hatred and we unload our vitriol on the voice mail. But a “dog bites man” story took on epic proportions when Alec Baldwin left extremely hurtful words on the voice m...
Bible Knowledge Sets Defendant Free
I am somewhat of a Bible scholar; I daresay I’m more familiar with Holy Writ than the vast majority of Bible-thumping evangelicals. If I’m ever arrested for speeding and reckless driving in Hamilton County, OH, my Biblical expertise may be my “get of jail free” card. From the Associated Press: ...
John Walsh And Miss America Shouldn't Participate In A Police Sting
From MSNBC.Com "Miss America Lauren Nelson and veteran fugitive-hunter John Walsh of “America's Most Wanted” recently teamed up with police in a New York City suburb to catch suspected online predators — “Dateline NBC”-style. Nelson posed as a young girl in phone calls initiated after online c...
Mayor Reaffirms Oakland As City Of Refuge
From Wikipedia: "The Cities of Refuge are a collection of six towns mentioned in the Hebrew Bible that were set able to provide asylum to someone who had unintentionally slain another... According to the Mosaic Law, the "avenger of blood", generally a close relative to the victim, had the right...
Wiccan Symbol Allowed On Veterans' Headstones
From the Associated Press" "The Wiccan pentacle has been added to the list of emblems allowed in national cemeteries and on goverment-issued headstones of fallen soldiers, according to a settlement announced Monday. A settlement between the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs and Wiccans ad...
Hillary Clinton: If I Win, Two For The Price Of One
The fiction is that anybody can aspire to be the president of the United States, but the reality is that unless you belong to a political dynasty or can afford a $400 haircut, you don't have a prayer. After 20 years of a Bush or a Clinton in power, we are faced with the specter of another 4 to 8...
Alec Baldwin: Father Of The Year
"Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I s...
Sen. Harry Reid: The War Is Lost
"As we've learned from reading the memoirs and press accounts and interviews following that war -- at the time there were 24,000 Americans killed in Vietnam -- President Johnson had to make a decision. The secretary of defense, the secretary of state and the president knew the war was not winnable. ...
Sanjaya Malakar Booted From American Idol: America Held Hostage No More
Sanjaya's improbable American Idol run has come to an end. America has been held hostage long enough; we can now ponder more serious issues like the Iraq war and the health care crisis. Somewhere 13-year-old Ashley Ferl is crying a river of tears; somewhere in India there is weeping and gnashin...
The Media Shouldn't Endlessly Show Cho Seung-Hui's Videos
Virginia Tech shooter, Cho Seung-Hui, mailed a multimedia manifesto to NBC news between murders. Thanks to the bumbling inefficiency of the campus police, the killer had enough time to write a book in between murders. The package included text, videos and photos of Cho Seung-Hui posing with han...
America Needs Sanjaya Malakar More Than Ever
The last American Idol contestant to be booted, Haley Scarnato, relied on her good looks to win votes. Every week her outfits got skimpier; God bless her soul she was delightful eye candy. Had Haley survived to the final round, she would have performed wearing a G-string and pasties. The favori...
Don Imus Controversy: Symbolic Of Breakdown Of Civility
The Don Imus controversy is symbolic of the breakdown of civility in public discourse. It's not just shock jocks who sprinkle their speech with vulgarities and racial slurs. Whether it's at a shopping center or a restaurant, four-letter words are as much a part of the ambiance as the Muzak. I w...
Don Imus Has Only Himself To Blame For His Downfall
Don Imus looks like the Grim Reaper after an all-nighter. The obscene and racist rants that spew from his mouth match his deathly appearance. After more than 30 years in the shock jock racket, he finally imploded in a spectacular fashion. I don't have the slightest bit of sympathy for the old c...
Three Cheers For Shyamali, Sanjaya Malakar's Hot Sister
I started watching American Idol about a month ago when Sanjaya Malakar first burst into the national consciousness in a big way. That was the infamous episode when the American Idol producers cynically placed Ashley Ferl, 13, at a ringside seat. Ashley cried throughout the taping, especially w...
Rebuttal To ABC News Terry Moran's Article About Duke Case
"Innocent until proven guilty", That's the bedrock foundation of our criminal justice system. But all too often, that noble concept is trampled in a rush to judgement. Case in point, Michael Nifong, the rouge district attorney, who in a blatant move to pander to African American voters, tu...
Don Imus Fired; Now Let's Go After Black Rappers
Radio Shock Jock, Don Imus, is full of piss and vinegar; he has a long and undistinguished career of uttering racist, sexist and homophobic remarks. Usually he spews his vile on the rich, famous and powerful, and not too many people feel sorry for celebrities and politicians. But when Don Imus ...
Suspension Of Disbelief And American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar
From Wikipedia: "Suspension of disbelief is an aesthetic theory intended to characterize people's relationships to art. It refers to the alleged willingness of a reader or viewer to accept as true the premises of a work of fiction, even if they are fantastic, impossible, or contradictory. It al...
Don Imus Suspended; Should Be Fired
The Rutgers women's basketball team had a Cinderella season, advancing to the NCAA Division I Women's Basketball National Championship game. The Rutgers players, predominately African American, are not only superb athletes, but excellent students. The average person would describe the Rutgers women'...
Top Ten Reasons Sanjaya Malakar Hasn't Been Eliminated From American Idol
*Disgraced minister Ted Haggard takes a break from his rehabilitation therapy to vote for Sanjaya thousands of times each Tuesday night. *All the 7/11 franchise owners vote for him -- repeatedly. *13-year old Ashley Ferl is a computer geek and she manipulates the vote in favor of Sanjaya. ...
Public School Bans Easter Bunny
From ABC News: “A Rhode Island public school has decided the Easter bunny is too Christian and renamed him Peter Rabbit, and a state legislator is so hopping mad he has introduced an “Easter Bunny Act” to save the bunny’s good name.The Easter bunny was scheduled to make an appearance at a craft f...
We Deserve The Truth About Pat Tillman's Death
President Bush doesn't have the temperament or qualifications to lead the Keystone Cops. Unfortunately, he is our commander-in-chief, and the result has been an unqualified disaster in Iraq and a quickly unraveling situation in Afghanistan. We didn't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq...
Will Sanjaya Malakar Save Or Destroy American Idol?
Is Sanjaya Malakar a Messiah or the Anti-Christ? Will the vocally-challenged amateur be the death of American Idol, or will he save America's most popular show by forcing the producers to make changes to the voting system. The 17-year-old teenybopper hasn't come remotely close to mastering the b...
Sanjaya Malakar: The Perfect American Idol For A Nation Obsessed With Fame
There's Cher, Oprah, Madonna, and now you can add "Sanjaya" to the list of celebrities known only by their first name. But you argue those are real celebrities with discernible talents! Really, Britney wouldn't be able to carry a tune if it was stapled to her bald head and Cher owes her success...
American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar Just Won't Go Away
Sanjaya Malakar incites weeping and gnashing of teeth, in purists who appreciate artists who have the vocal ability and emotional maturity to do justice to pop standards. But Sanjaya is still around because he sings the songs that makes the young girls cry -- and vote repeatedly for him on the...
Governor Bill Richardson Signs Into Law Medical Marijuana Act
From Jurist Legal News And Research: "New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson signed into law the Compassionate Use Medical Marijuana Act Monday, legalizing medical marijuana in the treatment of certain 'eligible conditions and symptoms.' Eligible conditions include chronic or debilitating diseases ...
Easter: Time For Chocolate Bunnies And A Six-Foot Naked Chocolate Jesus Christ?
From the Associated Press: "A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid a choir of complaining Catholics that included Cardinal Edward Egan. The 'My Sweet Lord' display was shut down by the hotel that houses the ...
Newt Gingrich: Spanish Is The Language Of Living In A Ghetto
From the Associated Press: "The American people believe English should be the official language of the government. ... We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of...
Introducing Ysabellabrave: The Chanteuse Of Cyberspace
Reality shows, such as American Idol, create new stars at an alarming rate; most twinkle for a nanosecond and then disappear. The latest is a 17-year old boy with no discernible talent, who against all odds, has made it to the final 9 of American Idol. Sanjaya Malakar has teeth that sparkl...
Iran Kidnaps 15 British Sailors: Does Anyone Care?
In 1979 a young firebrand, Mahmoud Ahmadinijad, participated in the interrogation and humiliation of the American hostages. It’s 2007 and, an older but no wiser, Mahmoud Ahmadinijad is now president of Iran and he is presiding over the interrogation and humiliation of British hostages. Ira...
American Idol Gone Wild: Vote For Sanjaya Malakar
Most people can't remember who won last year's American Idol competition, but they are very familiar with Sanjaya Malakar. Sanjaya has teeth that sparkle like diamonds, long hair that would make a drag queen proud, a smile that reduces prepubescent girls to tears, and just enough singing ability...
James Dobson: Sen. Fred Thompson Can't Win Because He's Not A Christian
Former Sen. Fred Thompson is considering running for president; he has the strong conservative credentials the major Republican candidates are lacking. Many conservatives are urging Sen.Thompson to enter the fray, but James Dobson is not a supporter. From USNews.Com: "Focus on the Family f...
Federal Court Rejects Child Online Protection Act
From The Center For Democracy And Technology Web Site: "In a major victory for free speech online, the federal District Court in Philadelphia on March 22 issued a sweeping rejection of the Child Online Protection Act (COPA), and a broad endorsement of the 'user empowerment' approach to protectin...
Mad Mel Gibson Erupts In Anger Again
Mel Gibson medium is not celluloid, but blood. All of his movies are drenched in blood. Braveheart, The Passion of the Christ, Lethal Weapon and Apocalypto are all paeans to violence. If Mel Gibson directed a film about Buddhist monks, the holy men wouldn't spend their time meditating for world...
Ten Small Acts That Will Make You Feel Better
*It's Spring Cleaning Time. Clean out your closet and donate your old clothes to charity. *Perform a random act of kindness: Feed someone's parking meter, mow your elderly neighbor's lawn... *Register to vote. Living in a democracy and not being a registered voter is akin to attending the same...
A New Feminist-Friendly Version Of The Koran?
Many folks desperately cling to their faith, even when logic, common sense and the facts prove that their religion works against their self interests. Case in point, this Reuters story about Muslim feminists (oxymoron?), who are behind an English-version of the Koran that seeks to soften the hol...
American Idol's Crying Phenomenon, Ashley Ferl, Is America's Sweetheart
This season's American Idol finalists are so lackluster in charisma and talent, than a 13-year-old girl from the audience has grabbed the spotlight. Ashley Ferl, 13, and her Mom attended a dress rehearsal of "Idol". The producers were impressed with Ashley's ability to cry a river of tears. The...
My Interview With YouTube Star Ysabellabrave
Ysabellabrave (MaryAnne) is one of the biggest stars on YouTube; she has thousands of fans who anxiously wait for her next video. From her videos we have learned tidbits of information: She’s a natural blond; lives in California; works for Yahoo; has been singing for only a year ... Don’t let t...
Anti-Hillary Clinton "1984 Video" A Work Of Art
Everybody and their Big Brother has weighed in on the anti-Hillary 1984 video, it's been called everything from irresponsible politics to a brilliant strategy. Now it's my turn to pontificate on the matter; I see it as the democratization of American politics. In this age of YouTube and MySpace...
Listening To Music Makes You Smart
"Music hath charm to soothe the savage breast" But music also quickens the brain, according to a new study. From LiveScience.com "Scientists have uncovered the first concrete evidence that playing music can significantly enhance the brain and sharpen hearing for all kinds of sounds, inc...
The Next Big Thing: Ysabellabrave
The American Idol franchise manufactures a new pop star every year; they are indistinguishable from each other. In fact, most people are more familiar with the names of the judges than they are with the American Idol winners. But YouTube.Com has produced a star that breaks the mold, she is quir...
$1,000 Pizza Anyone?
If I order a pizza from Dominoes and it's not nice and warm, the delivery man isn't going to get a tip, if I deign to accept the pizza. A cold pizza is like a kiss from your sister. A New York restaurateur is selling a $1,000 pizza topped with six kinds of caviar, creme fraiche, (whatever that ...
Hillary Clinton Too Cowardly To Openly Support Gays
Sen. Hillary Clinton shares the bad traits of her husband: An inability to be forthwith and an affinity for parsing words. But she doesn’t possess any of Bill’s good points: Charisma and an ability to empathize with others. Hillary likes to stress that she is a female and a mother, but she is ...
General Pace Refuses To Apologize For Calling Gays “Immoral”
“I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral act. I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way.” This sounds like a statement uttered by Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson. I may disa...
"Godless" Coins A Big Hit On eBay
From Reuters: "An unknown number of new U.S. $1 coins bearing the image of George Washington are missing the words 'In God We Trust' and other lettering along the edges, the U.S. Mint said on Wednesday." It is unclear how the mistake occurred or how many of the coins are in circulation, accord...
Jerry Falwell Rewards Newt Gingrich For His Adultery
Jerry Falwell has the appearance of Jabba the Hut, the morals of Darth Vadar, and the ability to make you feel dirty just by watching his jowls move in condemnation of sinners. Falwell is always railing against fornicators and homosexuals; he mercilessly condemned President Bill Clinton for his...
President George W. Bush's Latin American Tour Not Going Well
President Bush's ratings are in the dumpster; I don't blame him for leaving the White House for a six-day tour of Latin America. But Bush is just as unpopular in Latin America; he has been met with violent protests at the start of his tour in Brazil. And according to the Associated Pres...
Is American Idol Guilty Of Racism?
American Idol is such a mega-hit because the audience knows what to expect: Paula’s silliness, Simon’s snarkiness, off-pitch performances and scandals. Every season of America’s most popular show is enlivened by a scandal or two. This year it’s Antonella Barba, a finalist on hit show, who has pro...
Captain America Is Dead: Good Riddance!
Marvel Comics' Captain America made his debut in 1941, he was a blond hair, blue-eyed superhero fighting Nazis and the Japanese in World War II. The red white and blue costumed action hero represented the America of the 1940's, because for all practical purposes minorities did not exist. T...
Newt Gingrich: The Epitome Of Personal And Professional Corruption
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is very popular among religious conservatives. He has repeatedly placed near the top of Republican presidential polls recently, even though he is not a declared candidate. Religious conservatives demand virtual moral perfection from politicians; they clamored ...
John Edwards Cynically Invokes The Name Of Jesus Christ
From the Associated Press: "Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards says Jesus would be appalled at how the United States has ignored the plight of the suffering, and that he believes children should have private time to pray at school. Edwards, in an interview with the Web site Beliefnet...
George W. Bush Should Condemn Ann Coulter's Homophobic Remarks
From FoxNews.Com: Ann Coulter ... addressing the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C., remarked: "'I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," ...
Hotels With No Condoms Get Fined
From Reuters: “A Chinese province has taken the unusual step of fining hotels and bars more than $600 if they do not provide condoms, part of efforts to fight the spread of AIDS” The booming eastern province of Zhejiang, with 1,859 recorded infections by the end of last year, started enforcing...
Jerry Falwell: Satan Behind Global Warming
If I want to learn about global warming I might watch Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” or conduct research on the Web, but I certainly wouldn’t seek Jerry Falwell’s opinion. I might seek the Rev’s take on whether or not a cartoon character is gay, but he’s the last person I would go to for scien...