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Brother, Can You Spare a Country?
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke called Rep. Ron Paul's sponsorship of a bill that would impose far-reaching congressional audits of the Federal Reserve, "dangerous and self-defeating."
Cream Puff
Are the tea parties a harbinger of things to come, when Americans will finally march in the streets against their own government, only to be put down by modern-day Hessians, United Nations troops? The American people suffer the same slings and arrows of misfortune as the Iranians, insofar as both peoples are ruled by illegitimate leaders. What a laugh that Resident Obama now preaches to Iran!
Politics As Blood Sport
The anchors at MSNBC make a blood sport of their news reports, by attempting to link totally unrelated material into one vast "right-wing conspiracy."
Field Guide For Chief Executives--Letter To The Next President
This letter is ostensibly to the next president, but it will serve all future presidents, as a general guide, from one who has consented to be governed. That alleged consent is never "implied," as the American people are a deliberate and revolutionary people.
Cover Letter For The American Worker
A private corporation has assumed the identity of the people--as the "Federal Reserve"-- even as their shock troops, the illegal aliens have stolen our Social Security numbers.
Why Should We Hire You?
Through The Looking-Glass "McCain has said the economy is not his strong suit, and on Monday he seemed eager to show a deeper understanding of the topic, even as he dismissed experts." (AP)
A Nation "On Track" Toward Derailment
The writer questions why George W. Bush is importing foreigners into America, while he is allegedly making their countries safer for the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness. This writer charges the Bush Administration with abject failure in Iraq, based on his goal of a "target" date for the admittance of 12,000 Iraqi refugees. The United States of America is not a dumping ground for failed nations, "Mr. President." These 12,000 Iraqi nationals need to return to their country of origin. The loss of our national blood and treasure demands it, as we are fighting to keep them over there--not here.
Prescription For A Strong America
The following article was written by a tree hugger, who is a staunch defender of the old growth redwood forest. The author has affirmed his commitment to the environment and the beauty of our planet, by personally extending the southernmost range of the Sitka Spruce by 800 miles, through a Johnny Appleseed effort. The project which began in his imagination is now a reality, with the establishment of a mixed Sitka Spruce--Redwood forest, in the town of Leucadia, California. These trees, which now live in San Diego County, are over 50 feet tall. The Redwood tree is the symbol of America--immortal and eternal, strong and beautiful.
Eulogy For Charlton Heston
The royal falcon has flown to the sun.
Open Letter to Michael Reagan
All of the attacks on McCain for frolicking with a female lobbyist are impure political propaganda. Who cares about such a non-issue? Even his adversaries realize that the liberal media has treacherously turned against its former "darling." "Tar baby" refers to a sticky situation, something much easier to get into than out of. It may have taken on other connotations in recent years, but why should that preclude its use in the older sense? Comment by David Dvorkin — March 16, 2007
State of the Union: Held Together By Chewing Gum
Baghdad Bob Says Economy In a "Rough Patch."
Queen of Diamonds, Does Not Make a King
John McCain has promised us that the flower of American youth, will remain in the meat grinder of Iraq, for "another hundred years," if necessary. He justifies this weltanschauung by stating that we have been in South Korea for over 50 years, and in Japan for 60 years. "Each generation should be...
The Wonder And Mystery Of Life
Hamlet: And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Hamlet Act 1, scene 5, 159–167 "Ignis fatuus, called by the vulgar Kit of the Candlestick, is not very rare on our downes about Michaelmass. [Th...
Flip-Floppers Need Not Apply
If you use drugs--especially the illicit drug of cheap Mexican slavery--don't bother to apply for employment as President of the United States of America. Flip-floppers, such as John McCain, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney,and Rudy Giuliani, are known users of Mexican slaves, and cannot be trusted t...
The Stale Fortune Cookie Of U.S./ Red China Foreign Policy
"China's goal is to replace the U.S. as the preeminent power in the Pacific -- even globally. It's using every method possible, including espionage, to improve its political, economic and, especially, military might." Peter Brookes Let's examine political reality for a change. First off; ...
Romney's "Defining Moment"--Fodder For Mad Magazine
"But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." -Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782 The American people are not interested in what brand of celestial underwear a presidential candidate might prefer, nor do ...
Liberty Teeth For Turkey Day
Thanksgiving Day Reflections 2007 "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." President George Washington...
Genesis to Exodus--According to Vicente Fox
"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made." Otto von Bismarck "The wall is terrible - I can't think of anything worse," former Mexican president Vincente Fox fumed from his soapbox, when asked about the border wall being constructed between his nation and the United St...
Fox in the American Henhouse, and the Second Mexican Revolution
Vicente Fox has recently come under criticism within his own country, for the ostentatious display of his wealth, in the form of featuring his grand estancia during an interview. His rancho defies by its sheer opulent display, the egalitarian philosophy he promulgates for public digestion. In a nat...
The Real Evil-Doers-----The Federal Reserve
"There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America." Otto von Bismarck The refusal of King George III to allow the American colonists to produce their own interest-free money, was the primary cause of the American Revolution in 1775. When Benj...
It's Past Time To Grab The Steering Wheel Away From Junior
This is President Reagan referencing doing a favor for the first President Bush before he became president: "A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs arou...
Mexico's Declaration of War Against The United States of America
In his state of the nation address to the Mexican people; Mexican president Felipe Calderon has now declared war on the sovereign republic of The United States of America. Despite the recent defeat of Mexican amnesty, and the expulsion of felon Elvira Arellano from American shores; this lunat...

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