New Poll: France Is The Most Unfriendly Nation On The Face Of The Earth
Robert Paul Reyes
May 21, 2006
There is an anti-French sentiment in the United States, a reaction to the adversarial and anti-American polices of the French government.
French jokes have become more popular than Polish jokes:
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Jokes courtesy of:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokefrenchjokes.htm
But it's not just Americans who enjoy poking fun at the rudeness, cowardice and unfriendliness of the French people, the British are not exactly enamored with French culture.
According to a poll by the British Web site Where Are You Now (WAYN), France has been voted the worlds's most unfriendly nation by a landslide.
Duh, what's next? A WAYN poll selecting Siberia as the most frigid travel destination? A WAYN poll choosing Saudi Arabia as the last place you would want to film a Girls Gone Wild video?
The WAYN poll results weren't exactly kind to Americans, the United States was named the most unstylish with the worst food. I almost dropped my Big Mac and spilled my Diet Coke on my sweat pants when I read that.
I don't plan to visit France anytime in the near future, if I want to be insulted I will just to a comedy club, heckle the comic and then wither under his counter-assault.
French jokes have become more popular than Polish jokes:
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Jokes courtesy of:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokefrenchjokes.htm
But it's not just Americans who enjoy poking fun at the rudeness, cowardice and unfriendliness of the French people, the British are not exactly enamored with French culture.
According to a poll by the British Web site Where Are You Now (WAYN), France has been voted the worlds's most unfriendly nation by a landslide.
Duh, what's next? A WAYN poll selecting Siberia as the most frigid travel destination? A WAYN poll choosing Saudi Arabia as the last place you would want to film a Girls Gone Wild video?
The WAYN poll results weren't exactly kind to Americans, the United States was named the most unstylish with the worst food. I almost dropped my Big Mac and spilled my Diet Coke on my sweat pants when I read that.
I don't plan to visit France anytime in the near future, if I want to be insulted I will just to a comedy club, heckle the comic and then wither under his counter-assault.
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