Good News: Jennifer Wilbanks, The Runaway Bride Is Now Available!
Robert Paul Reyes
May 20, 2006
Angelina Jolie and Madonna are attached and unattainable, but there's good news for desperate single guys in search of a celebrity bride.
Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride, is now unfettered and available. The bug-eyed bride and her vacant-eyed beau, John Mason, broke up earlier this month.
Mums the word on who initiated the breakup, but rumors indicate it was Mason who finally got a clue.
Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, made headlines around the world when she faked her own kidnapping and disappeared the day she was supposed to get hitched. Mason, 33, the jilted groom, took her back when she turned up three days later.
The fleet-footed bride is not a bad catch as you might think, she is rolling in dough, her notoriety enabled her to sell the rights to her thrilling saga for mega bucks.
Any marriage is a gamble, sweet and loving brides sometimes turn into bitter and angry wives. But Bridezilla comes with no unwelcome surprises, you already know she's a fruitcake with a penchant for spinning kinky stories.
A gentleman who hooks up with the fickle fiance won't have to worry about paying for a huge wedding, chances are that Wilbanks has learned not to go overboard with wedding preparations.
Just one word of advice for the lucky guy who manages to snare the runaway bride, if she leaves in the morning saying "honey, I'll be back in a few, I'm going jogging" -- you might want to start putting up "Missing Crazy Woman" posters.
Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride, is now unfettered and available. The bug-eyed bride and her vacant-eyed beau, John Mason, broke up earlier this month.
Mums the word on who initiated the breakup, but rumors indicate it was Mason who finally got a clue.
Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, made headlines around the world when she faked her own kidnapping and disappeared the day she was supposed to get hitched. Mason, 33, the jilted groom, took her back when she turned up three days later.
The fleet-footed bride is not a bad catch as you might think, she is rolling in dough, her notoriety enabled her to sell the rights to her thrilling saga for mega bucks.
Any marriage is a gamble, sweet and loving brides sometimes turn into bitter and angry wives. But Bridezilla comes with no unwelcome surprises, you already know she's a fruitcake with a penchant for spinning kinky stories.
A gentleman who hooks up with the fickle fiance won't have to worry about paying for a huge wedding, chances are that Wilbanks has learned not to go overboard with wedding preparations.
Just one word of advice for the lucky guy who manages to snare the runaway bride, if she leaves in the morning saying "honey, I'll be back in a few, I'm going jogging" -- you might want to start putting up "Missing Crazy Woman" posters.
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