Obama to get help from UFO and Prophet Yahweh!

According to Prophet Yahweh (also known as the profit Yahweh), on October 31, 2008 (approximately?) "superhuman black men, from other planets, will appear in their spaceships and hover over his UFO Summoning School for three days as a sign that all Americans should vote for Obama as President."

This prediction comes hot on the heels of another made by "Blossom Goodchild", who said that UFOs would appear on October 14 over Alabama. As this sighting did not make the world headlines, you are right to assume that it did not occur. In a video published two days later Goodchild tried to explain why they didn´t appear. "I can´t tell you" she said, and added "I have no idea why they haven´t shown". Apparently, she received around 2,000 emails offering some suggestions!

Like Goodchild, Prophet Yahweh claims the aliens talk to him. I suppose it makes a change from people claiming to speak to God, I won´t mention any names, but he is the President of the USA!

It seems that aliens have taken an active interest in the US Presidential election and believe that Barack Obama is the best man for the job, and that "YAHWEH wants people to know that if Barack Obama does not become President, America will quickly be led into a war with Russia via Iran that will result in: a cut off of oil from the Persian Gulf, a great depression, stock market crash, runaway inflation, devaluation of the dollar, food shortages, riots, famine, race wars, out breaks of disease, etc."

I find it a little odd that "YAHWEH, the Creator of all things" needs Obama to become President of the United States to "immediately go to work against the terrible times to come". Maybe Obama really is the Messiah after all?

Some have asked "What if the UFO does not appear, should we vote for McCain?" John McCain, a guy old enough to remember the first Messiah, could certainly do with a little help, according to the polls. But, as we already know with the voting system in the US, anything is possible!



In one of his other videos, Prophet Yahweh says he needs 1,000 people to learn how to summon UFOs for the broadcast. It is not clear whether these 1,000 students would be required to take lessons at his "summoning school" in Las Vegas, or have to pay for this special skill. If the profit Yahweh should manage to find 1,000 paying customers, I hope he will share their names and addresses so that I can sell them some life insurance and double glazing later!

Can we take Prophet Yahweh´s claims of superhuman black men from other planets seriously? Personally, I find it a little hard to believe that the UFO will hover over his "summoning school" for three days!

Thanks to the Prophet Yahweh (and Blossom Goodchild), the "skeptics" can once again dig into their very small bag of UFO jokes and begin to type out their humorous messages on the forums, while wearing those dusty tin-foil hats. However, just for once, I too could offer some suggestions on where that "probe" should go! As they say "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"