Wall Street's special offer – but you must act now!
Steve Hammons
September 23, 2008
This is a special limited offer, so you must act now!
For just seven easy payments of $100 billion each, you can be the proud owner of possibly worthless investments currently held by many Wall Street companies.
But you must act now! This offer is available for a limited time only!
If you act today, you will receive a bonus gift: The continuation of a dysfunctional financial system where executives and other insiders make tens of millions, or hundreds of millions of dollars while destroying the investments of average Americans.
But that's not all! You will also receive a corrupt federal government where payoffs grease the wheels of both Wall Street and Washington.
So don't delay. Call the number on your TV screen and send your first $100 billion payment today!
Hurry, you must act now to take advantage of this special Wall Street offer!
JUST HAND OVER THE $700 BILLION
Congress and the American people are being told that they must hand over $700 billion bailout immediately with no strings attached.
Don't worry, the current administration will take care of passing out the money in a way that benefits the American people.
After all, the administration has done an outstanding job of distributing hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to war profiteers since the invasion and occupation of Iraq.
So, they have a lot of practice in taking care of cronies and raising the national debt to truly frightening levels.
What's another few hundred billion among friends?
After all, it's not like it will be wasted. We can not only assist our friends on Wall Street, we can also help destroy those bad programs like Social Security and other government activities that help average Americans.
People need to stand on their own two feet and not look to the government for help ... unless you're well-connected and very wealthy.
So, Congress, don't go asking uncomfortable questions. Just hand over the $700 billion.
The current administration is due to go out of business soon, and this window of opportunity may not open again.
LOOTING THE U.S. TREASURY, AGAIN
Ah, the U.S. Treasury. What we have here is a cash cow. It is a virtual hog trough of money. Pardon the farming metaphors, but the U.S. Treasury can just keep printing money and borrowing money from other nations until the cows come home.
So, why not give it to our friends on Wall Street? If we do, they will then be happier than pigs in, well, you know.
The Wall Street guys have been loyal supporters of and contributors to many Washington politicians and government officials. So, don't they deserve a little payoff, uh, I mean payback?
Why, I bet some of that $700 billion will even find its way back to the very politicians who help them out now.
Is it corruption? Nah. It's sort of like an investment, I guess you could say. And, it's probably a safer gamble than those made by millions of Americans in the Wall Street and financial services rackets.
But it's not a "payoff." It's a "rescue."
You really can't beat the Wall Street, investment and financial services game. Get hard-earned money from average Americans, squander it in foolish and worthless mortgage-related securities and other scams, skim off tremendous payments for insiders, then hit those same Americans for their tax dollars. It's a great system.
And, TV and movie actors tell us on commercials that we should give our money to financial services and Wall Street. Talking heads and pundits on TV shows tell us the same thing.
So don't ask any questions about the bailout. Don't think about it too much. Just call the number on your TV screen and sign up for this exclusive offer today!
But remember, you must act now! This offer will only be available for a limited time!
Wait a minute. Actually you may have another opportunity to take advantage of this special Wall Street offer ... if the $700 billion is not enough.
If you send us your first $100 billion payment today, you will also receive a super-sized extra supply of fraud and corruption from your national government and Wall Street.
NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this article, you may also want to read "Let's bail out the greedy, the crooks, the suckers" and "Wall Street drama: Deliver the $700 billion or the economy's dead." For more information, please visit my Joint Recon Study Group site and have a look around.
For just seven easy payments of $100 billion each, you can be the proud owner of possibly worthless investments currently held by many Wall Street companies.
But you must act now! This offer is available for a limited time only!
If you act today, you will receive a bonus gift: The continuation of a dysfunctional financial system where executives and other insiders make tens of millions, or hundreds of millions of dollars while destroying the investments of average Americans.
But that's not all! You will also receive a corrupt federal government where payoffs grease the wheels of both Wall Street and Washington.
So don't delay. Call the number on your TV screen and send your first $100 billion payment today!
Hurry, you must act now to take advantage of this special Wall Street offer!
JUST HAND OVER THE $700 BILLION
Congress and the American people are being told that they must hand over $700 billion bailout immediately with no strings attached.
Don't worry, the current administration will take care of passing out the money in a way that benefits the American people.
After all, the administration has done an outstanding job of distributing hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to war profiteers since the invasion and occupation of Iraq.
So, they have a lot of practice in taking care of cronies and raising the national debt to truly frightening levels.
What's another few hundred billion among friends?
After all, it's not like it will be wasted. We can not only assist our friends on Wall Street, we can also help destroy those bad programs like Social Security and other government activities that help average Americans.
People need to stand on their own two feet and not look to the government for help ... unless you're well-connected and very wealthy.
So, Congress, don't go asking uncomfortable questions. Just hand over the $700 billion.
The current administration is due to go out of business soon, and this window of opportunity may not open again.
LOOTING THE U.S. TREASURY, AGAIN
Ah, the U.S. Treasury. What we have here is a cash cow. It is a virtual hog trough of money. Pardon the farming metaphors, but the U.S. Treasury can just keep printing money and borrowing money from other nations until the cows come home.
So, why not give it to our friends on Wall Street? If we do, they will then be happier than pigs in, well, you know.
The Wall Street guys have been loyal supporters of and contributors to many Washington politicians and government officials. So, don't they deserve a little payoff, uh, I mean payback?
Why, I bet some of that $700 billion will even find its way back to the very politicians who help them out now.
Is it corruption? Nah. It's sort of like an investment, I guess you could say. And, it's probably a safer gamble than those made by millions of Americans in the Wall Street and financial services rackets.
But it's not a "payoff." It's a "rescue."
You really can't beat the Wall Street, investment and financial services game. Get hard-earned money from average Americans, squander it in foolish and worthless mortgage-related securities and other scams, skim off tremendous payments for insiders, then hit those same Americans for their tax dollars. It's a great system.
And, TV and movie actors tell us on commercials that we should give our money to financial services and Wall Street. Talking heads and pundits on TV shows tell us the same thing.
So don't ask any questions about the bailout. Don't think about it too much. Just call the number on your TV screen and sign up for this exclusive offer today!
But remember, you must act now! This offer will only be available for a limited time!
Wait a minute. Actually you may have another opportunity to take advantage of this special Wall Street offer ... if the $700 billion is not enough.
If you send us your first $100 billion payment today, you will also receive a super-sized extra supply of fraud and corruption from your national government and Wall Street.
NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this article, you may also want to read "Let's bail out the greedy, the crooks, the suckers" and "Wall Street drama: Deliver the $700 billion or the economy's dead." For more information, please visit my Joint Recon Study Group site and have a look around.
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