The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS or The Best Book I Ever Read is The One I Wrote

Okay, I have to be honest with you this book review is about a book that I wrote. It is called The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS. Understand that I am not some prick who is going to be pretending to write some raving review of some random book I just picked up when it is my own book that I am reviewing. Not only am I not that type of guy but also, my readers are too smart for that. They would simply go see the book at http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202, see my name and realize that I had just wrote a great review for a book I had "neglected to mention" was mine. So, all in all that would not work because I am to smart for that and my readers and fans are too smart for that.

You see, I have a mind meld with the fans of my work. We have several things in common. Firstly, we can't stand bullshit. Secondly, we love to see idiots get whats coming to them. Thirdly, we love interesting and provocative literary exploits whether it be from an author or a reader perspective and irrespective of whether it is an article or a novel. That is why I am here telling you, my fans that; if you want one of the most imagination expanding, jaw dropping reads of your life you have to go to http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202 and pick up my book, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS.

I will just give you a few highlights to wet your appetite. Starting off this book is a meeting of the Gods. It is called the Pantheon of the Gods. Every single God that ever existed is showing up at this get together because they have decided that Jesus was going to be executed. Yes, that is how the book starts out. From there we venture into final judgments for humanity and earth, incarnated immortals, manipulated DNA, interracial marriages, the Summer of Love, the dark side of Martial Arts, astral travel, psychic assassination, mind control, psychic powers, secret government programs, voodoo, the shadow government, directed energy weapons, human experiments, US intelligence agencies and the military industrial complex. That's right! Did you get all that? Honestly, I haven't even heard of a book that has all that stuff in it. To top it all off it is woven in to a really exciting and organized plot. Below I have provided you with a few paragraphs from Chapter 1. *In his current form, Jesus had long stringy blond hair and blue eyes. Since he was born in the Middle East and had hair like Lamb´s wool, this was a lie. Jesus wore dirty, raggedy, tore up clothes. This was no way to dress among the Gods. It was insulting. Jesus himself was dirty, unshaven and looked like a hippie refugee, straight out of Woodstock. What kind of form was this for a God? And when he came to the Pantheon of the Gods, Jesus wept and cried about mercy and forgiveness but was repeatedly reprimanded for using those Vampire-like fangs to suck the life out of lesser Gods. He would also project his crucifixion and as the Gods watched closely they noticed something. The fingers on his punctured hands would turn into long knives. The holes in his punctured head revealed thoughts of war, famine, death, disease and pedophilia. Now the Gods in general had no problem with any of these concepts. The mighty Egyptian God, SET, was well versed in all these categories of evil. Moloch himself was a pedophilia specialist. It wasn´t a big problem. People chose their Gods, worshiped there Gods, paid tribute to their Gods and reaped that Gods particular punishments or rewards. It was an established system. It had been going on since time immemorial. The problem was not so much that Jesus was stepping on everybody´s turf. Hey, one Aeon you´re a hot God, the next Aeon your not. Gods are responsible for their own Public Relations. Some of the Older Gods had evolved into a deeper system where there were actually Secret Gods over other Gods. But; that´s jumping ahead to fast.

The problem that all the Gods had with Jesus was that he was false flagging. He was presenting to humans a face of innocence, peace, love, hope, charity, kindness and all the beautiful things in the world. This was an absolute lie. The Ancient Gods were even willing to overlook Jesus´ non realistic appearance. They considered it a makeover. But the duplicity and deceit of what Jesus was preaching versus what he was doing or teaching was just too much. Even Satan, the Master of deceit, was perturbed. Satan complained to Buddha about Jesus, "Whatever happened to integrity. Who is this guy, Jesus? Who does he think he is? Telling all these lies about Heaven and sending all his followers to Hell. Even Jesus himself wasn´t a Christian. Christianity was created long after Christ's death. When people come to me for worship they know what there buying, they know what they are getting into. This Jesus is a flim-flam con man." Buddha said, "Satan, why are you so dismayed? You end up with control of many souls because of Jesus?" "Yes, this is true", replied Satan. "But, Jesus, gets the worship and worship is the manna which we Gods live on. That is when Ra chimed in."

"I have shined my light upon this Jesus character. He is not real. He is a hologram. He has been created by man. He is a construct. If man can create a Great God that is more powerful than us then perhaps man has finally become the greatest God." As Rah spoke those words a powerful current resounded through the world of Gods and it deeply disturbed their tranquility. Yahweh heard these words and became inflamed with Anger. "I heard that Ra", exclaimed Yahweh. "It reminds me of Ancient Babylon when they tried to build a stairway to Heaven. How are they creating this Jesus character?" "Well", Ra said. "They are using technology provided to them by other life forms to lock humans into a Jesus paradigm. They are doing this through the electrical manipulation of human brains on a global scale." "Are these human minds so weak that they have no power to resist", asked Bast? "Enough! Enough, already!", Isis said. "It is time to write the future. We know that Jesus is a fraud operating through human technological and psychological deception. What are we going to do? It is time to write the future." "We cannot write the future until we understand the Jesus experience through a humans perception", said Anubis. Thus was born Sirius Evermore. Not to bad, huh? Its pretty provocative stuff and thats just from the first chapter! If you go to http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202 and check out, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS; I give you almost three whole chapters to read for free. I know it will be a mouth watering appetizer that whets your appetite for the main course. I also knew that if I was going to make, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore a series that I had to set a high standard with the first book.

If I had to describe this book to someone; I would say the following. If you took the Jason Bourne series, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, etc. and crossbred it with The Matrix and The Recruit then added a dose of Tom Clancy and some heavy splashes of Stephen King and his early sick horror and humor you would have the base. You would then take that base and raise it to the tenth power for the "Oh My God!!!" and creativity factor.

Once you exponentially raised that base to its new level you would then mix it with some psilocybin and white widow sinsemilla. Then take all of that and blend it in to a crack pipe with some crack and smoke it. If you did all that then you would have, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS at http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202 and I don't even smoke crack. In fact, I recommend that you don't take any drugs when you read this book because reading this book is like taking drugs. And you will be reading and rereading this book over and over because there is so much to take in. I bullshit you not. Oh yeah, I forgot to throw in a heavy dash of Robert Anton Wilson. Sorry about that. Its the whole short term memory thing.

Anyway, its time for you to get off of this article and make your way to http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202 and order yourself a copy of The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS. If you would prefer an electronic download you can get that for only $9.98. It doesn't matter to me how you do it. Just do it. Trust me. You will be glad you did it. That way when the Christmas Holidays start and your buddies are asking you if you heard the buzz about The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore you can be like, "Whatever, dude. I read GENESIS last summer. I'm already on the second book. The author, Jonas Holmes III, put out a sample chapter on the American Chronicle, I have been following Holmes and his articles for years. Have you ever seen his Blog?" And with those words you shall obliterate your friend who thinks he is a member of the exclusive literati and master of all things book related including up and coming authors. Enjoy the book and get back to me with your thoughts, opinions and ideas for the rest of the series. Aloha from Paradise (Maui). Jonas Holmes III, author, The Chronicles of Sirius Evermore, GENESIS. http://www.lulu.com/content/3663202

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