Britney Spears Drives With Her Baby Bouncing In Her Lap
Robert Paul Reyes
February 08, 2006
Chaos theory: If a celebrity blows her nose in a discotheque in Los Angeles, it will cause a media storm all over the United States.
Britney Spears hasn't released a new album or toured in months, but she is still frequently in the news. Her marital problems are splashed all over the tabloids, we shake our heads at the invasion of her privacy, as we turn to the next page.
Photographs of the pop tart driving in her car with her infant son in her lap, caused almost as much controversy as the cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad.
Under California law, automobile passengers are required to be secured in a child-safety seat or booster seat until they are at least 6 years old or weigh at least 60 pounds.
A physician said an infant has a small mushy brain with not enough muscle to support his head through a sudden change in direction. My bad, that's what the doc said about Britney's brain.
A deputy paid a visit to Spears' home in Malibu to interrogate her about the incident.
According to Spears she drove off quickly with her son in her lap to escape a horde of paparazzi.
I don't see what all the fuzz is about, why should anyone be surprised if Britney is not the ideal mom? Don't be too surprised if a woman who marries someone in Las Vegas only to have the marriage annulled hours later, decides to cruise around with her infant son bouncing around in her lap.
Britney Spears hasn't released a new album or toured in months, but she is still frequently in the news. Her marital problems are splashed all over the tabloids, we shake our heads at the invasion of her privacy, as we turn to the next page.
Photographs of the pop tart driving in her car with her infant son in her lap, caused almost as much controversy as the cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad.
Under California law, automobile passengers are required to be secured in a child-safety seat or booster seat until they are at least 6 years old or weigh at least 60 pounds.
A physician said an infant has a small mushy brain with not enough muscle to support his head through a sudden change in direction. My bad, that's what the doc said about Britney's brain.
A deputy paid a visit to Spears' home in Malibu to interrogate her about the incident.
According to Spears she drove off quickly with her son in her lap to escape a horde of paparazzi.
I don't see what all the fuzz is about, why should anyone be surprised if Britney is not the ideal mom? Don't be too surprised if a woman who marries someone in Las Vegas only to have the marriage annulled hours later, decides to cruise around with her infant son bouncing around in her lap.
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