Lonely, Frumpy Women Obsessed With Jennifer Aniston's Love Life

Jennifer Aniston is a sit-com fixture with pretensions of being a movie star, fans will turn on the boob tube to watch her, but they balk at forking over ten bucks to see her on the big screen.

Jennifer shines when she is part of an ensemble cast, but she doesn't have the wattage to carry a movie.

Jennifer is brimming with cuteness, but she is bereft of glamour, elegance and beauty.

The former "Friends" star is the girl next door, not the megastar who lives in a mansion on a hilltop.

For some unexplainable reason, Brad Pitt, the handsome and famous movie star married Jennifer.

Jennifer's success in nabbing the hunky Brad gave "Plain Janes" everywhere the hopes that perhaps they too could meet and marry a Prince Charming.

Jennifer's marriage to Brad did not have a Hollywood ending, the couple divorced this year amid much acrimony.

Jennifer's tale of betrayal, loneliness and despair provided enough fodder to keep Oprah and Barbara Walters very happy.

Housewives, lonely single girls and dowdy females everywhere have been obsessed with Jennifer's saga.

Now that it appears that Jennifer has found a new boyfriend, maybe these ladies can turn there attention to more important matters: What the "Desperate Housewives" are up to.