Cell Phone Bank Robber Strikes Again
A young lady nonchalantly robbed four banks in the suburbs of Washington D.C. while chatting away on her mobile phone.
If I were robbing a bank, I certainly wouldn't have the presence of mind to engage in phone conversation at the same time, I would be so scared I would wear a pair of Depends.
Guys do not multitask very well, I have a hard time scratching my butt and clicking the remote at the same time.
That's why females are so dangerous, they can be sweet talking you and plotting your demise at the same time.
In the most recent bank robbery, the woman, with sunglasses casually plopped on her hair and a cell phone at her ear, sashayed up to a bank teller and opened her purse to display a handgun and a note demanding cash.
Typical female, even for a bank heist, she's got to have her cool shades jauntily perched on top of her head. A guy would wear shades to a bank robbery, but not as a fashion statement, he would be wearing sunglasses to conceal his eyes.
I would love to see this woman do a perp walk, shackled with handcuffs, I'd be curious to see if she could multitask under those circumstances.