WWE screws up again
Eric Schomburg
November 01, 2005
I can only give a sigh of relief that the wrestler known as Christian has come to his senses. In case you haven?t heard, the wrestler known as Christian, real name William Reso, was reported that he in fact QUIT the WWE. Usually, Johnny Ace, err, I mean, the WWE ?fires? their employees, but Reso pretty much fired the WWE. Apparently, the WWE isn?t worth Reso?s time and effort.
Quite frankly, I don?t blame Reso for quitting. The wrestler known as Christian had charisma, talent, skills, and the workmanship to back it up. Steve Austin once described Christian as a hard worker who came early, rehearsed, and made sure everyone was safe while putting on a good match.
Christian was a great wrestler, and any wrestling fan will tell you that he is in fact an uncrowned WWE champion. The fans, despite that Christian was a heel, loved him, and wanted him to be THE top guy in the WWE. The push seemed to be in favor of Christian, but the ultimate ?genius? of the WWE, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, decided to stop the push of Christian and ship him to the dry, mediocre, and quite frankly, horrible show that is WWE?s Smackdown. Way to screw that up, Vince!
It was obvious that Christian was ?urinated? off, and rightfully so. The fans on the internet wanted Christian to be champion, not some moron on steroids [Batista]. The fans on Smackdown wanted Christian champion, but alas, Christian was lucky to face the washed up Booker T. Did Vince McMahon live up to his promise and ?give the fans what they want?? Heck no!
If I was TNA, I would sign this guy immediately. I?m not sure if he has a 90 day clause in his contract, but if I was Christian, I would go to TNA.
WWE? That was mistake number 1. You let a fan favorite quit. Shame, shame.
WWE also released Torrie Wilson. Thank God! Torrie Wilson's only talent is taking her clothes off. Wow, such talent, huh? A fake woman who can pose nude for Playboy doesn?t impress me, and quite frankly doesn?t impress the WWE either. Torrie was fired from the WWE, because after she posed for Playboy, she thought she was ?hot stuff.? Trust me, Torrie, I?ve seen better looking women.
Torrie Wilson being fired was not a screw up by the WWE; however, here?s the screw up, why did they keep her for this long in the first place? She should have been fired from the WWE the same time as her husband [Billy Kidman]. Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler are two women in the WWE that are useless. For some odd reason the WWE keeps these so called ?divas.? I wouldn?t keep them unless they knew how to be a valet or a wrestler. Stacy and Torrie can?t do either; therefore, useless. I look for Stacy to be the next one let go.
The WWE/Playboy curse continues. Sable, Chyna, and now Torrie have all been in Playboy and in the WWE, and have all been washed up has-been?s in the end, because they thought they were bigger than the WWE. Sorry, ladies, but even your fake breasts aren?t bigger than the WWE. Christy Hemme, get ready to be dropped, and I don?t mean a bodyslam.
Finally, the biggest screw up by the WWE was the night that they ?urinated? off the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Allegedly, at Taboo Tuesday, Jonathan ?I job to Dave Scherer? Coachman, was actually going to WIN against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Once again, any wrestling fan smelled that a mile a way. Everyone knows Jim Ross isn?t coming back, but now what?s worse is Dave ?I don?t have a character? Batista is going to wrestle the Coach. If the Coach beats Batista, does that make the Coach World Champion? If that wasn't enough, they bring wrestling has-been and future victim of George Lucas' mighty lawsuit for trademark infringement, Vader, or Big Van Vader. What is with bringing in old washed up wrestlers back in the WWE? How about creating new stars, Vince?
While Batista is going to face the Coach, this leads me to believe that Austin once again ?got his ball and ran home,? but in reality, Steve Austin, in my opinion, is doing the right thing by not participating in the tarnishing of his character. Let some idiot like Batista tarnish his status as world champion, not Steve Austin.
Unless the WWE can pull a miracle out of their butt, the Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan match, is NEVER going to happen. The WWE will have to reassure Austin that he will in fact DEFEAT Hulk Hogan; otherwise, I think Austin would just tell the WWE where to go and how to get there. Personally, I DON?T WANT TO SEE AUSTIN AND HOGAN! Austin is in no shape to wrestle, and Hogan, well, have you seen him lately?
Way to go, WWE, you?re making TNA?s job a little easier.
Quite frankly, I don?t blame Reso for quitting. The wrestler known as Christian had charisma, talent, skills, and the workmanship to back it up. Steve Austin once described Christian as a hard worker who came early, rehearsed, and made sure everyone was safe while putting on a good match.
Christian was a great wrestler, and any wrestling fan will tell you that he is in fact an uncrowned WWE champion. The fans, despite that Christian was a heel, loved him, and wanted him to be THE top guy in the WWE. The push seemed to be in favor of Christian, but the ultimate ?genius? of the WWE, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, decided to stop the push of Christian and ship him to the dry, mediocre, and quite frankly, horrible show that is WWE?s Smackdown. Way to screw that up, Vince!
It was obvious that Christian was ?urinated? off, and rightfully so. The fans on the internet wanted Christian to be champion, not some moron on steroids [Batista]. The fans on Smackdown wanted Christian champion, but alas, Christian was lucky to face the washed up Booker T. Did Vince McMahon live up to his promise and ?give the fans what they want?? Heck no!
If I was TNA, I would sign this guy immediately. I?m not sure if he has a 90 day clause in his contract, but if I was Christian, I would go to TNA.
WWE? That was mistake number 1. You let a fan favorite quit. Shame, shame.
WWE also released Torrie Wilson. Thank God! Torrie Wilson's only talent is taking her clothes off. Wow, such talent, huh? A fake woman who can pose nude for Playboy doesn?t impress me, and quite frankly doesn?t impress the WWE either. Torrie was fired from the WWE, because after she posed for Playboy, she thought she was ?hot stuff.? Trust me, Torrie, I?ve seen better looking women.
Torrie Wilson being fired was not a screw up by the WWE; however, here?s the screw up, why did they keep her for this long in the first place? She should have been fired from the WWE the same time as her husband [Billy Kidman]. Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler are two women in the WWE that are useless. For some odd reason the WWE keeps these so called ?divas.? I wouldn?t keep them unless they knew how to be a valet or a wrestler. Stacy and Torrie can?t do either; therefore, useless. I look for Stacy to be the next one let go.
The WWE/Playboy curse continues. Sable, Chyna, and now Torrie have all been in Playboy and in the WWE, and have all been washed up has-been?s in the end, because they thought they were bigger than the WWE. Sorry, ladies, but even your fake breasts aren?t bigger than the WWE. Christy Hemme, get ready to be dropped, and I don?t mean a bodyslam.
Finally, the biggest screw up by the WWE was the night that they ?urinated? off the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Allegedly, at Taboo Tuesday, Jonathan ?I job to Dave Scherer? Coachman, was actually going to WIN against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Once again, any wrestling fan smelled that a mile a way. Everyone knows Jim Ross isn?t coming back, but now what?s worse is Dave ?I don?t have a character? Batista is going to wrestle the Coach. If the Coach beats Batista, does that make the Coach World Champion? If that wasn't enough, they bring wrestling has-been and future victim of George Lucas' mighty lawsuit for trademark infringement, Vader, or Big Van Vader. What is with bringing in old washed up wrestlers back in the WWE? How about creating new stars, Vince?
While Batista is going to face the Coach, this leads me to believe that Austin once again ?got his ball and ran home,? but in reality, Steve Austin, in my opinion, is doing the right thing by not participating in the tarnishing of his character. Let some idiot like Batista tarnish his status as world champion, not Steve Austin.
Unless the WWE can pull a miracle out of their butt, the Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan match, is NEVER going to happen. The WWE will have to reassure Austin that he will in fact DEFEAT Hulk Hogan; otherwise, I think Austin would just tell the WWE where to go and how to get there. Personally, I DON?T WANT TO SEE AUSTIN AND HOGAN! Austin is in no shape to wrestle, and Hogan, well, have you seen him lately?
Way to go, WWE, you?re making TNA?s job a little easier.
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