Tough Soldiers With Soft Chirping Pillows?

MusiCure is a soft pillow that chirps like a bird and gently croons you to sleep.

With built-in speakers, the cushy pillows transmit gentle sounds from nature combined with acoustic instruments to lullaby you to Never Never land.

MusiCure pillows may be purchased by stressed-out housewives and tired-out ballet dancers, but real men don't eat quiche and they don't snuggle with pillows that chirp like little birdies.

Believe it or not, MusiCure pillows were developed by Danish researchers for use by Danish soldiers stationed in Kosovo.

Kosovo ain't no Disneyland, it's a rough and tumble world, where U.N. peacekeepers face the impossible task of keeping a myriad of competing ethnic and religious clans from killing them and each other.

Can you imagine what would happen if a hardened guerrilla comes across a Danish soldier resting his helmet on a soft pillow that chirps like a bird?

Kosovo with its ethnic animosities and endemic violence is a very stressful place to serve as a peacekeeper, but I'd suggest that Danish soldiers find another way to deal with tension.

Any soldier who deals with mental anguish by sleeping on a MusiCure pillow deserves to die in a gruesome manner.

A Danish soldier captured by a guerilla or terrorist, better pray that he won't be caught with a Yanni CD, Smurfs underwear or a MusiCure pillow.