Britney Spears Makes Comeback With 15-Minute Concerts
Robert Paul Reyes
May 04, 2007
Newsflash: Britney Spears makes a comeback with a mini-tour of 15-minutes performances.
Actually Britney has never been away; her bald head, bald vagina and dopey antics have kept us entertained the last three years that she has taken a break from performing on stage.
Britney is not famous because she is a talented actress or a gifted singer — her claim to fame is her slutty personality and good looks. If Britney never releases another album, she will still grace the cover of People magazine for years to come.
What was Britney’s first order of business after deciding to make a musical comeback? Hire a voice coach? Hire a top-notch producer? Nope, the first thing the pop diva did was hire a personal trainer to get her in shape. Britney may be crazy, but she’s not stupid. The pop tart realizes it’s her body and not her voice that sells tickets and albums.
From DailyBulletin.Com:
Britney Spears strutted her way back to center stage with a short, sexy set at the House of Blues believed to be her first public concert appearance in nearly three years.
The 25-year-old mother of two went onstage late Tuesday wearing nothing more than knee-high go-go boots with a short white skirt and a sparkly pink bra top that showed off her belly button ring _ and no evidence of the weight gain that landed her on celebrity tabloid covers last year. A long brown wig completed the outfit, covering the head she shaved in February.”
This article by DailyBulletin.Com is typical of the reporting of Britney’s comeback. The news stories are more concerned with Britney’s looks and how much skin she is exposing, than in the quality of her singing.
According to some reports, at times, Britney was chewing gum instead of lip-synching. If Barbara Streisand lip synchs her fans would demand her scalp; when Britney Spears lip synchs her fans want to rub her bald head in appreciation.
A 15-minute Britney Spears concert sounds like an excellent idea; I hope none of her subsequent concerts exceed Any Warhol’s time limit for fame.
Actually Britney has never been away; her bald head, bald vagina and dopey antics have kept us entertained the last three years that she has taken a break from performing on stage.
Britney is not famous because she is a talented actress or a gifted singer — her claim to fame is her slutty personality and good looks. If Britney never releases another album, she will still grace the cover of People magazine for years to come.
What was Britney’s first order of business after deciding to make a musical comeback? Hire a voice coach? Hire a top-notch producer? Nope, the first thing the pop diva did was hire a personal trainer to get her in shape. Britney may be crazy, but she’s not stupid. The pop tart realizes it’s her body and not her voice that sells tickets and albums.
From DailyBulletin.Com:
Britney Spears strutted her way back to center stage with a short, sexy set at the House of Blues believed to be her first public concert appearance in nearly three years.
The 25-year-old mother of two went onstage late Tuesday wearing nothing more than knee-high go-go boots with a short white skirt and a sparkly pink bra top that showed off her belly button ring _ and no evidence of the weight gain that landed her on celebrity tabloid covers last year. A long brown wig completed the outfit, covering the head she shaved in February.”
This article by DailyBulletin.Com is typical of the reporting of Britney’s comeback. The news stories are more concerned with Britney’s looks and how much skin she is exposing, than in the quality of her singing.
According to some reports, at times, Britney was chewing gum instead of lip-synching. If Barbara Streisand lip synchs her fans would demand her scalp; when Britney Spears lip synchs her fans want to rub her bald head in appreciation.
A 15-minute Britney Spears concert sounds like an excellent idea; I hope none of her subsequent concerts exceed Any Warhol’s time limit for fame.
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