Tyra Banks Proves Her Boobs Are Real
Robert Paul Reyes
September 25, 2005
Supermodel and entertainment magnate Tyra Banks underwent a sonogram on her TV talk show to prove she doesn't have breast implants.
Banks, 31, explained to her audience that she was tired of rumors that her breasts were enhanced by silicon.
According to Reuters, Garth Fischer, the plastic surgeon who performed the sonogram, declared "I've performed approximately 8,000 breast implant surgeries, I've examined you, I've reviewed your sonogram ... and Tyra Banks has natural breasts."
The next time we ogle Tyra modeling a skimpy bra for "Victoria's Secret", we can rest assured we are beholding a natural beauty.
There are certain celebrities and politicians who should follow Tyra's courageous example.
Why should we take the word of certain newsmakers? Words are cheap and often false, technology may be expensive, but it's usually foolproof.
Wouldn't we love to witness George W. Bush take an I.Q. test in the Oval Office, to prove that he isn't a boob?
Is there a person who wouldn't want to see Al Gore X-rayed to prove that he is a human being, and not a robot?
Wouldn't it be great if presidential candidates were hooked up to lie detector machines when delivering stump speeches?
I'd believe Kirstie Allen when she claims to have lost 50 pounds, if she were standing on a scale when boasting of her weight loss.
Barry Bonds would regain some of his credibility if he were tested for steroids, on a regular basis, before a TV audience.
Some of my critics will believe I'm sober when writing my essays, only if my computer has a breathalyzer attached to it, that won't let my machine start unless I'm sober.
Most guys really don't care if Tyra's boobs are fake or real, we just love big boobs -- regardless if they're natural or not. But it really would be terrific if the veracity of the people in the news that I mentioned was verified by machines.
Banks, 31, explained to her audience that she was tired of rumors that her breasts were enhanced by silicon.
According to Reuters, Garth Fischer, the plastic surgeon who performed the sonogram, declared "I've performed approximately 8,000 breast implant surgeries, I've examined you, I've reviewed your sonogram ... and Tyra Banks has natural breasts."
The next time we ogle Tyra modeling a skimpy bra for "Victoria's Secret", we can rest assured we are beholding a natural beauty.
There are certain celebrities and politicians who should follow Tyra's courageous example.
Why should we take the word of certain newsmakers? Words are cheap and often false, technology may be expensive, but it's usually foolproof.
Wouldn't we love to witness George W. Bush take an I.Q. test in the Oval Office, to prove that he isn't a boob?
Is there a person who wouldn't want to see Al Gore X-rayed to prove that he is a human being, and not a robot?
Wouldn't it be great if presidential candidates were hooked up to lie detector machines when delivering stump speeches?
I'd believe Kirstie Allen when she claims to have lost 50 pounds, if she were standing on a scale when boasting of her weight loss.
Barry Bonds would regain some of his credibility if he were tested for steroids, on a regular basis, before a TV audience.
Some of my critics will believe I'm sober when writing my essays, only if my computer has a breathalyzer attached to it, that won't let my machine start unless I'm sober.
Most guys really don't care if Tyra's boobs are fake or real, we just love big boobs -- regardless if they're natural or not. But it really would be terrific if the veracity of the people in the news that I mentioned was verified by machines.
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