Submission for Names for Hurricanes
Del Williams
September 23, 2005
With all the names in the universe the National Hurricane Center is down to the last four names for the 2005 hurricane season. Well, being a good citizen I have decided to help them add a few names.
Michael: as in Brown, failed Fema director. I know he is listed for next year, but this is the best time for it. Hopefully you will name it after a storm that looks real competent and just peters out to nothing. Am I good or what? It seems appropriate since he can’t read a map and seems limited on career options.
Ray: as in loud Mayor who says nothing. All he does is talk about how everyone else screwed up but him. Then he got humbled when he told the people to come back, and got put back in his place by Mother Nature.
Kathleen: as in Governor of Louisiana. She seems more concerned with the stupid stuff when she should have been calling for help.
Finally, George, as in US President. As much time as he has spent in the Gulf Coast it seems appropriate. It will be a storm that shows up late then comes big.
We commemorate other people for their failures and successes, so why not name a storm after the four biggest airbags this country has seen.
Michael: as in Brown, failed Fema director. I know he is listed for next year, but this is the best time for it. Hopefully you will name it after a storm that looks real competent and just peters out to nothing. Am I good or what? It seems appropriate since he can’t read a map and seems limited on career options.
Ray: as in loud Mayor who says nothing. All he does is talk about how everyone else screwed up but him. Then he got humbled when he told the people to come back, and got put back in his place by Mother Nature.
Kathleen: as in Governor of Louisiana. She seems more concerned with the stupid stuff when she should have been calling for help.
Finally, George, as in US President. As much time as he has spent in the Gulf Coast it seems appropriate. It will be a storm that shows up late then comes big.
We commemorate other people for their failures and successes, so why not name a storm after the four biggest airbags this country has seen.
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