Top Ten Reasons Sanjaya Malakar Hasn't Been Eliminated From American Idol
Robert Paul Reyes
April 09, 2007
*Disgraced minister Ted Haggard takes a break from his rehabilitation therapy to vote for Sanjaya thousands of times each Tuesday night.
All the 7/11 franchise owners vote for him -- repeatedly.
13-year old Ashley Ferl is a computer geek and she manipulates the vote in favor of Sanjaya.
It's all part of Dick Cheney's plan to destabilize America and set up a Fascist regime.
Wondered what Taylor Hicks has been up to? He's been voting non-stop for Sanjaya. He's tired of being the worst Idol winner.
Didn't you know that all the call centers are located in India?
God sports a ponyhawk
Stoner dudes think they are voting for Shyamali Malakar, Sanjaya's hot sister.
It's those dang grannies who think Sanjaya's adorable.
Because Sanjaya is the best singer -- Not!
All the 7/11 franchise owners vote for him -- repeatedly.
13-year old Ashley Ferl is a computer geek and she manipulates the vote in favor of Sanjaya.
It's all part of Dick Cheney's plan to destabilize America and set up a Fascist regime.
Wondered what Taylor Hicks has been up to? He's been voting non-stop for Sanjaya. He's tired of being the worst Idol winner.
Didn't you know that all the call centers are located in India?
God sports a ponyhawk
Stoner dudes think they are voting for Shyamali Malakar, Sanjaya's hot sister.
It's those dang grannies who think Sanjaya's adorable.
Because Sanjaya is the best singer -- Not!
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