The Great and All Powerful Bush
Allan J. Ashinoff
September 01, 2005
There are certain constants in the world that are irrefutable. No one can deny gravity, no one can deny death, and surely no one can deny the desperation or lunacy of the liberal left in America.
It was only a matter of time before the patron saint of liberal absurdity, Cindy Sheehan, would once again spew her wisdom on the airwaves and enlighten those of us in the uneducated darkness of red states on how President Bush is really behind hurricane Katrina. According to Cindy “O-Pity me” Sheehan, the pain and suffering of those in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina have President Bush to thank for it. Yes, President George W. Bush, a.k.a the wonderful wizard of Oz, and his policies have caused the hurricane and "Recovery would be easier and much quicker if almost half of the three states involved National Guard were not in Iraq." Those deployed to fight the war on terror have limited our ability to deploy National Guard to ease the suffering of those in need in our southern states. Yes, the American South is suffering because President Bush started the war on terror. Write that down Cindy says so.
The absurdity of Cindy Sheehan knows no bounds. Surly one of her handlers can place a muzzle on this obviously mentally distraught mother before she completely convinces the last few skeptical moderates in America that the Demlibopeans hold nothing sacred except the power to rule. As she diversifies her position she makes painfully obvious that her son has very little to do with her actions. In fact when she speaks you can somewhat see the puppeteers hand in her back jiggling her jaw up and down. 'Bush did it! Bush Did it! Bush is evil! Craaawwwford!'
Will someone please let me know when participation in human reproduction validates ones intelligence as an expert on any subject? I can see it now, congratulations Cindy now that you’ve given birth and lost a son to war please enlighten us on how to fold space to reach Alpha Centuri by Tuesday? Perhaps while your at it Cindy, this hydrogen fuel things has been perplexing. Can you take a look in your spare time?
Naturally Cindy is in great company as countries such as Germany accuse Bush of being environmentally lax. Germany insinuated that the Bush Administration may take more seriously the threat of global warming. Yes, now the German’s are experts too despite no evidence to validate the global warming claim as anything more than natural. Nor can Germany explain its reluctance to discuss China’s unregulated pollution or the 20% decrease in the ozone hole over the last five "non-Kyoto" American years. Perhaps they consulted Cindy.
Wave the flag Cindy’s here in her Birkenstock sandals with Reverend Al. Look at all those cameras and that tiny crowd of supporters. She’s kneeling by the white crosses and look at Al, sorry Reverend Brawl…err Sharpton, so consoling. Man, that’s a lot of cameras but oh she’s so sincere. He looks so Presidential. I wonder who gained more in prestige in that photo op?
Oh wait! Cindy is about to speak ‘test…test…(pat)...(pat)... Hi...(scree)...Hi...Bigfoot does exist and is really John F. Kennedy Jr. who has been genetically mutated by Karl Rove to provide a distraction from the Bush administrations unjust war which killed my son. Thank you.’ There you have it another pearl of wisdom courtesy of that enlightened super mom Cindy Sheehan. After all, as one reader pointed out in a flaming feminist critique, a walking uterus has every right to talk because her son’s choice to serve and die makes her a qualified and quantified liberal authority in any subject she wants to pursue. Shhhh! Cindy speaks...
I can be reached via yahoo messenger at thinker822@yahoo.com or via e-mail at thinker822@fedupwithpc.com or through my website www.fedupwithpc.com. Feedback is always welcome as is discussion on anything I’ve written.
It was only a matter of time before the patron saint of liberal absurdity, Cindy Sheehan, would once again spew her wisdom on the airwaves and enlighten those of us in the uneducated darkness of red states on how President Bush is really behind hurricane Katrina. According to Cindy “O-Pity me” Sheehan, the pain and suffering of those in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina have President Bush to thank for it. Yes, President George W. Bush, a.k.a the wonderful wizard of Oz, and his policies have caused the hurricane and "Recovery would be easier and much quicker if almost half of the three states involved National Guard were not in Iraq." Those deployed to fight the war on terror have limited our ability to deploy National Guard to ease the suffering of those in need in our southern states. Yes, the American South is suffering because President Bush started the war on terror. Write that down Cindy says so.
The absurdity of Cindy Sheehan knows no bounds. Surly one of her handlers can place a muzzle on this obviously mentally distraught mother before she completely convinces the last few skeptical moderates in America that the Demlibopeans hold nothing sacred except the power to rule. As she diversifies her position she makes painfully obvious that her son has very little to do with her actions. In fact when she speaks you can somewhat see the puppeteers hand in her back jiggling her jaw up and down. 'Bush did it! Bush Did it! Bush is evil! Craaawwwford!'
Will someone please let me know when participation in human reproduction validates ones intelligence as an expert on any subject? I can see it now, congratulations Cindy now that you’ve given birth and lost a son to war please enlighten us on how to fold space to reach Alpha Centuri by Tuesday? Perhaps while your at it Cindy, this hydrogen fuel things has been perplexing. Can you take a look in your spare time?
Naturally Cindy is in great company as countries such as Germany accuse Bush of being environmentally lax. Germany insinuated that the Bush Administration may take more seriously the threat of global warming. Yes, now the German’s are experts too despite no evidence to validate the global warming claim as anything more than natural. Nor can Germany explain its reluctance to discuss China’s unregulated pollution or the 20% decrease in the ozone hole over the last five "non-Kyoto" American years. Perhaps they consulted Cindy.
Wave the flag Cindy’s here in her Birkenstock sandals with Reverend Al. Look at all those cameras and that tiny crowd of supporters. She’s kneeling by the white crosses and look at Al, sorry Reverend Brawl…err Sharpton, so consoling. Man, that’s a lot of cameras but oh she’s so sincere. He looks so Presidential. I wonder who gained more in prestige in that photo op?
Oh wait! Cindy is about to speak ‘test…test…(pat)...(pat)... Hi...(scree)...Hi...Bigfoot does exist and is really John F. Kennedy Jr. who has been genetically mutated by Karl Rove to provide a distraction from the Bush administrations unjust war which killed my son. Thank you.’ There you have it another pearl of wisdom courtesy of that enlightened super mom Cindy Sheehan. After all, as one reader pointed out in a flaming feminist critique, a walking uterus has every right to talk because her son’s choice to serve and die makes her a qualified and quantified liberal authority in any subject she wants to pursue. Shhhh! Cindy speaks...
I can be reached via yahoo messenger at thinker822@yahoo.com or via e-mail at thinker822@fedupwithpc.com or through my website www.fedupwithpc.com. Feedback is always welcome as is discussion on anything I’ve written.
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