Is Britney Spears A Sentient Being?

Britney Spears started the New Year in the same condition as she has lived the past few years since she became famous: Drunk or otherwise mentally-impaired.

Britney’s New Year’s Resolution should be to try to behave like a rational human being.

The alcohol-addled pop diva collapsed during her New Year’s appearance at a nightclub. Bodyguards had to carry the inebriated pop princess out of the club.

For the record according to The Las Vegas Review Journal:

"Britney’s manager says she’s fine, that the pop princess had been traveling all day and just got too tired. Nevertheless, this is actually the second time in two weeks that the hard-partying Spears has had to be carried out of a nightclub."

Apparently, “too tired” is the new euphemism for being drunk like a skunk. Britney will never change her scandalous behavior as long as she is surrounded by sycophants and enablers who make excuses for her.

If you are a famous celebrity, and you are at a nightclub’s New Year’s Eve party, photographed imbibing one cocktail after another — try to come up with a better excuse.

The fame-addled singer and serial vagina flasher hardly resembles a sentient being. She needs to be reminded to put on her drawers and she needs to be carried from clubs to her limo. If only one of her many handlers would carry her straight to the Betty Ford Clinic.