Pop Star Mariah Carey Sues Porn Star Mary Carey

Superstar Mariah Carey has a golden set of pipes, but she chooses to emphasize her boobs and her behind. In my opinion, she is adverse to wearing panties; photos of her vagina were all over the Internet long before Britney opened up to the paparazzi.

The sexy pop diva is attempting to block porn star and former politician Mary Carey from trademarking her similar-sounding stage name, saying that fans could get the two stars confused.

Mariah Carey has a point: I can see why someone might confuse her with a porn star or a prostitute. When I see Mariah walking down a red carpet, I always look to see if her pimp is walking a few steps behind her.

But actually the two celebrities have little in common: Mariah Carey is a clueless bimbo and Mary Carey is a thoughtful and articulate politician. She ran a credible campaign against California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Mariah Carey exposes her genitals for free; at least Mary Carey gets paid to show off her lovely assets.

The beautiful adult film star used the moniker "Mary Carey" in 2002. She filed the trademark papers earlier this year.

In October, an attorney for the pop star sent Mary Carey a letter threatening legal action if she did not withdraw the application.

Mariah Carey's threat of legal action is a publicist's dream -- it has brought Mary Carey tons of attention. Mary Carey should send Mariah Carey a Christmas card in gratitude.