Toys For Tots Accepts Bible-Quoting Jesus Dolls
Robert Paul Reyes
November 17, 2006
The Marine Reserves' Toys for Tots program has decided to accept a donation of 4,000 foot-tall Bible-quoting Jesus dolls.
Earlier this week, Toys for Tots declined a Los Angeles company's offer to donate the Bible-spouting action figures.
I can't think of anything more sacrilegious than a battery-operated Jesus doll. Tots who are presented with a Jesus action figure won't pretend that Jesus is delivering the Sermon on the Mount. Those little brats will use that Jesus Doll to smash ants, do battle with G. I. Joe and drink water from the toilet bowl. And when it starts quoting scripture, they will probably tell it to shut the f*** up.
The Toys for Tots program has made a mistake in reversing their initial decision. The Jesus Dolls would obviously be unwelcome in Muslim and Jewish homes, and they should be anathema in Christian homes as well.
Toys for Tots has not said what they will do with the chatty Jesus dolls. I have an idea, why not give them to blind and deaf children? They are the only ones who won't be offended or corrupted by the Jesus figurines.
Earlier this week, Toys for Tots declined a Los Angeles company's offer to donate the Bible-spouting action figures.
I can't think of anything more sacrilegious than a battery-operated Jesus doll. Tots who are presented with a Jesus action figure won't pretend that Jesus is delivering the Sermon on the Mount. Those little brats will use that Jesus Doll to smash ants, do battle with G. I. Joe and drink water from the toilet bowl. And when it starts quoting scripture, they will probably tell it to shut the f*** up.
The Toys for Tots program has made a mistake in reversing their initial decision. The Jesus Dolls would obviously be unwelcome in Muslim and Jewish homes, and they should be anathema in Christian homes as well.
Toys for Tots has not said what they will do with the chatty Jesus dolls. I have an idea, why not give them to blind and deaf children? They are the only ones who won't be offended or corrupted by the Jesus figurines.
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