Britney Spears Dumps K-Fed Via Text Message
Robert Paul Reyes
November 10, 2006
The last couple of days I've been consumed with covering the midterm election, and I've neglected some important stories.
Allow me to make amends by finally covering a news event of epic proportions: The breakup of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, also known as K-Fed or Mr. Britney Spears.
Almost without exception reporters have taken the side of Britney, expressing relief that she finally got rid of the gold-digging bum.
K-Fed may be a wannabe rap star, a serial impregnator, a two-bit backup singer and and all-around cad, but I feel sorry for the creep.
We've all received "Dear John" letters or have otherwise been dumped, but it wasn't done in the glare of TV cameras. We suffered our humiliation in relative privacy and went on with our lives.
Not so for the hapless K-Fed, his heartless spouse informed him that she was divorcing him via text message. And the heartbreaking episode was caught on video.
From www.stuff.co.nz:
"A new video of Kevin Federline allegedly receiving a text message telling him his marriage to pop queen Britney Spears was over has hit the Internet.
The video, posted on YouTube, came from music show Much Music. The MTV programme had spend the day filming Federline while he recorded an episode of the reality television show Exposed when he received the alleged text message.
Federline is seen "visibly upset" after receiving the message. He then takes off his mocrophone and leaves. The show believes it is the exact moment Federline discovered Spears had filed for divorce."
To be dumped via text message is unspeakably cruel, but to have the sorry spectacle all over the Internet is beyond imagination.
I feel so sorry for K-Fed that I may buy his debut CD and use it as a mini-Frisbee.
Allow me to make amends by finally covering a news event of epic proportions: The breakup of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, also known as K-Fed or Mr. Britney Spears.
Almost without exception reporters have taken the side of Britney, expressing relief that she finally got rid of the gold-digging bum.
K-Fed may be a wannabe rap star, a serial impregnator, a two-bit backup singer and and all-around cad, but I feel sorry for the creep.
We've all received "Dear John" letters or have otherwise been dumped, but it wasn't done in the glare of TV cameras. We suffered our humiliation in relative privacy and went on with our lives.
Not so for the hapless K-Fed, his heartless spouse informed him that she was divorcing him via text message. And the heartbreaking episode was caught on video.
From www.stuff.co.nz:
"A new video of Kevin Federline allegedly receiving a text message telling him his marriage to pop queen Britney Spears was over has hit the Internet.
The video, posted on YouTube, came from music show Much Music. The MTV programme had spend the day filming Federline while he recorded an episode of the reality television show Exposed when he received the alleged text message.
Federline is seen "visibly upset" after receiving the message. He then takes off his mocrophone and leaves. The show believes it is the exact moment Federline discovered Spears had filed for divorce."
To be dumped via text message is unspeakably cruel, but to have the sorry spectacle all over the Internet is beyond imagination.
I feel so sorry for K-Fed that I may buy his debut CD and use it as a mini-Frisbee.
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