An Open Letter To God
Ken Hughes
September 20, 2006
Dear God,
You may have noticed things aren’t going well here on earth. There’s a lot of hostility and killing going on. I don’t think people have been listening to your message, I think it’s time for a heads up, a little whop-ass.
Before I get to some of the things I think you could have done a little better job on when you created all this I would like to credit you an all the things you got right. The landscape and vegetation and the ease of handling them is marvelous, the colors and the tastes are outstanding. Water storage and distribution was a nice touch, I’m sure the hurricanes tornados and all the other bad weather was meant to be a joke, their clever but not funny.
You came up short with people, when you were making the first human prototype someone yelled give them more arms you probably heard them say give [morons] and you’ve certainly filled that order. When you gave animals instincts and man the ability to talk and think you could have given that more thought maybe divided it up between the two species. When they put those baby parts together to send down to earth to be born they’re making to many mistakes, some of the babies are missing parts or the parts are being put on backwards. There are too many girl parts being put on boys and visa versa. Maybe you could screen the parents better a lot of people are getting babies that don’t deserve them.
I have a suggestion instead of afflicting homosexuals with HIV give it to pedophiles before they’ve molested a child and make it work in a matter of minutes.
I think it’s time to send another Prophet, the last one you sent that Muhammad fellow really screwed things up. Those people he converted are committed to killing all non believers in Islam, I know kids don’t always listen to their parents and I’m sure you did your best but we all have some failures in our children.
God if you have another son have a talk with him explaining what you want done then send him down to straighten things out, I promise we won’t crucify him this time. The way things are going this earth won’t last another millennium with out some Devine intervention.
I know you’re busy God but I though it was time to someone pointed out a few things that need improving here on earth.
Love ya Dude… Ken Hughes
You may have noticed things aren’t going well here on earth. There’s a lot of hostility and killing going on. I don’t think people have been listening to your message, I think it’s time for a heads up, a little whop-ass.
Before I get to some of the things I think you could have done a little better job on when you created all this I would like to credit you an all the things you got right. The landscape and vegetation and the ease of handling them is marvelous, the colors and the tastes are outstanding. Water storage and distribution was a nice touch, I’m sure the hurricanes tornados and all the other bad weather was meant to be a joke, their clever but not funny.
You came up short with people, when you were making the first human prototype someone yelled give them more arms you probably heard them say give [morons] and you’ve certainly filled that order. When you gave animals instincts and man the ability to talk and think you could have given that more thought maybe divided it up between the two species. When they put those baby parts together to send down to earth to be born they’re making to many mistakes, some of the babies are missing parts or the parts are being put on backwards. There are too many girl parts being put on boys and visa versa. Maybe you could screen the parents better a lot of people are getting babies that don’t deserve them.
I have a suggestion instead of afflicting homosexuals with HIV give it to pedophiles before they’ve molested a child and make it work in a matter of minutes.
I think it’s time to send another Prophet, the last one you sent that Muhammad fellow really screwed things up. Those people he converted are committed to killing all non believers in Islam, I know kids don’t always listen to their parents and I’m sure you did your best but we all have some failures in our children.
God if you have another son have a talk with him explaining what you want done then send him down to straighten things out, I promise we won’t crucify him this time. The way things are going this earth won’t last another millennium with out some Devine intervention.
I know you’re busy God but I though it was time to someone pointed out a few things that need improving here on earth.
Love ya Dude… Ken Hughes
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