Jerry Springer To Compete On "Dancing WithThe Stars"

Tucker Carlson of MSNBC and talk-show host Jerry Springer will be among the celebrities competing on the third season of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

The new season of the show which pairs 11 celebrity competitors with professional dancer-partners premieres Sept. 12.

I wonder what star Tucker Carlson will be dancing with, and I wonder if Springer will be dancing the Lambada with an albino midget lesbian stripper.

Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba will return to judge the performances. Maybe for this season they should be replaced by the Three Stooges.

This is a good move by the producers of "Dancing With the Stars", Jerry will bring with him his legion of fans and Tucker will bring with him, hmm -- his bow tie.

This season, the celebrity and professional dance pairs will perform choreographed Latin and traditional ballroom routines to popular live music.

On second thought, Jerry's trailer park fans might desert him after the first show, there's nothing choreographed or traditional about the dirty dancing that Jerry's fans indulge in.

The winner receives the "Dancing With the Stars" mirror ball trophy, but if Jerry Wins he will receive some "Jerry Beads".