Thinking out of the box, 1. Why American corn isnīt funny

Frank A. Hilario
We do we walk away? Why do we chicken out on ourselves when it comes to corn? Iīm referring to Filipino poultry raisers. Theyīre either yellowbellies or not using their brown heads when dealing with yellow corn. Or just chicken-hearted, all of them. Well, if youīve seen one, youīve seen them all. Birds of a feather flock together.

Another way of putting that is this: I just found that out today, that we have been running around like a chicken with its head cut off and running in circles because of corn.

A corn, I mean a Zea mays. A maize, if you please. Are you not amazed that we Filipinos have been feeding our imported chickens imported maize? That the cost of Philippine poultry feed is made up of 70% American maize? My, our chickens have such expensive tastes!

A Philippine study tells me all that, a 2005 masterīs thesis by Nenita T Yanson of the University of Asia and the Pacific (ats.agr.gc.ca) in Manila. Old news is bad news. īCorn is a major input to broiler feeds, accounting for about 70% of cost.ī It just happens that corn is 70% starch. I would laugh if it wasnīt imported corn.

So, in the Philippines, what our chickens have been eating isnīt chicken feed. Itīs dollars.

And since weīre importing most of the corn from the US, weīre eating mostly American corn. Isnīt that funny?

Yes, weīre importing the day-old chicks weīre growing to become broilers to go to fast-food chains the likes of McDonald, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kenny Rogers - tastes all imported, of course. Does that mean that American chickens prefer American corn? No. It means Filipino poultry raisers prefer American corn. We have our corn but they donīt like it. It may be the same corn, but this one's Stateside.


No, this is not a chicken-and-egg situation. This is a chicken-and-corn situation – well, if it ainīt chicken, itīs feathers. The problem is that birds in their little nests agree.

So now you know the reason we Filipinos cannot export our chickens to Japan, China, Russia, India, the United Kingdom, the United States, Australia – our chickens are imported! And therefore very expensive. High-quality but very expensive.

So, what to do so we donīt have egg on our face? Simple: Let our Filipino poultry raisers walk away from American corn.

And how do I propose that they do that? I propose that they not use their feet but their head. I propose that they think out of the box. It's time they did some creative thinking!

This time, the box is the feedbox, that which contains 70% corn and 30% other poultry feed costs. You donīt want to be boxed in, right?

And yes, the corn is yellow. Now, letīs not have a yellow streak down our back now. Now, letīs just think out of the box. Unless of course Filipino poultry scientists are really chicken-hearted.

And for you to think out of the box, I want you to interview the very first poultry scientist you meet at the Institute of Animal Science, College of Agriculture, UP Los Baņos in Laguna (some 60 km south of Manila), and ask all these questions one after the other, in sequence:

(1) Why do we use imported corn to feed our imported chickens?
(2) Why do we use corn to feed our imported chickens?
(3) Why do we feed our imported chickens?
(4) Why do we import our chickens?
(5) Why do we import?

If he doesnīt get the message, then the early bird will get the corn, not the worm.
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Frank A. Hilario

Winner: The Outstanding UP Los Baņos Alumni Award (TOUAA) 2011 for Creative Writing, October 2011. Note that I'm 72, look at my blogs and you know I'm just sharing how anyone can enjoy "Creativity on demand." Freelance, a one-man band as writer, editor, desktop publisher, blogger, copywriter. At 71, writes faster, fuller, and funnier than at 61, or 51, or 41. A super writer, Dr Antonio C Oposa calls him. He's unbelievable; he's real. In American Chronicle alone, he now has at least 1000+ word essays totalling 670, and counting.

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