Ann Coulter For President
Stan Grimes
February 04, 2009
The radical right wing of the Republican conservatives are so angry about President Obama´s victory in the presidential election, they could just scream. I have been watching Ann Coulter´s recent interviews. That lady scares me. She is either bipolar or attention deficit. The radical right author can´t answer a straightforward question. You know, like "how are you?" Her nostrils flare and her hair turns frizzy if she´s caught in expounding a falsehood. Geesh, she is a whacko. Her jaw is either clenched all the time because President Obama and the Democrats won the race, or she still secretly has part of her jaw wired with rubber bands, able to speak but unable to be coherent.
The perplexing thing for me is that this woman actually has a base following. People actually listen to her and buy her books. This is a woman that looks at Jewish folks as if they were germs and worships Rush Limbaugh, her titan sitting on a white stallion. Gee, is she happy about the holocaust? Makes me wonder. It´s one of those things that make you go, "huh?"
Her obvious distaste for anyone not Christian causes me to think she was born in the wrong country at the wrong time. She would have served well for Hitler´s Gestapo. Maybe she could have introduced the microwave oven into the German genocide camps. What an asset she would have been for Himmler and the German S.S. It´s unfortunate she wasn´t in the bunker with Adolf and his wife.
Why doesn´t she run for office? Heck, she and Sarah Palin could be on the same ticket, Republicans For Perfected Jews. In her mind as you know Christians are simply "perfected Jews." Does that include Ted Haggard and Jimmy Swaggart? Are Christians perfected to their standards? I sure hope not. But seriously, Ann could get all of those rightwing Christian votes, the ones McCain couldn´t muster up (he and Sarah were mavericks you know). What would Coulter be, a "lynching advocate"? She would be very good at it. In fact, my guess it´s the only thing she´s good at. Oh wait! She was pretty good at revealing certain parts of her body while being interviewed by Donny Deutsch. But, Sharon Stone she´s not.
The fun thing about watching Ann is that her best asset is the "shock and awe" technique she apparently learned from President Bush. Her strategy seems to be, go into an interview, spout off a bunch of unrelated falsehoods, and get out quickly. Don´t get me wrong, she is good at whatever she does, but what does she do? Someone help me here? What does she do?
The perplexing thing for me is that this woman actually has a base following. People actually listen to her and buy her books. This is a woman that looks at Jewish folks as if they were germs and worships Rush Limbaugh, her titan sitting on a white stallion. Gee, is she happy about the holocaust? Makes me wonder. It´s one of those things that make you go, "huh?"
Her obvious distaste for anyone not Christian causes me to think she was born in the wrong country at the wrong time. She would have served well for Hitler´s Gestapo. Maybe she could have introduced the microwave oven into the German genocide camps. What an asset she would have been for Himmler and the German S.S. It´s unfortunate she wasn´t in the bunker with Adolf and his wife.
Why doesn´t she run for office? Heck, she and Sarah Palin could be on the same ticket, Republicans For Perfected Jews. In her mind as you know Christians are simply "perfected Jews." Does that include Ted Haggard and Jimmy Swaggart? Are Christians perfected to their standards? I sure hope not. But seriously, Ann could get all of those rightwing Christian votes, the ones McCain couldn´t muster up (he and Sarah were mavericks you know). What would Coulter be, a "lynching advocate"? She would be very good at it. In fact, my guess it´s the only thing she´s good at. Oh wait! She was pretty good at revealing certain parts of her body while being interviewed by Donny Deutsch. But, Sharon Stone she´s not.
The fun thing about watching Ann is that her best asset is the "shock and awe" technique she apparently learned from President Bush. Her strategy seems to be, go into an interview, spout off a bunch of unrelated falsehoods, and get out quickly. Don´t get me wrong, she is good at whatever she does, but what does she do? Someone help me here? What does she do?