5 STUPID WAYS TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE VERY QUICKLY

It´s amazing being wealthy. It´s lots of fun. I have a bunch of friends who regularly get together and talk about the lifestyles of the world´s richest people. They dream of the days when they will be so rich as to afford traveling exclusively around the world in their own private Gulfstream IV jets, have their own personal Islands in Marbella and be able to buy at least 5 new Mercedes cars each year.

It´s their dream…

Hearing my friends continually talk about their dreams of being millionaires so soon has aggravated me so much, I´ve had to write an article for them to show them the stupid way to go. So, here´s to my friends.

Wanna become a billionaire in one year? Then follow these steps:

1. Marry a billionaire, and divorce him/her in one year: There are about a thousand and seventeen places to find billionaires. Here´s a clue- Most billionaires are extremely rich, stressed out folks with a lot on their minds. As a result, they go to relax in places like nightclubs and stuff. There are exclusive nightclubs and restaurants strictly for the rich folks. Save up and frequent such places, master the art of seduction well and approach a billionaire there. If you play your cards well, you just might get a place in a billionaire´s heart. When you get married, use your charms so much that the billionaire does not persuade you to sign a prenuptials agreement. When

2. Sell your soul to the devil: This could be tricky…but it´s workable. Many thanks to the internet, these days you can connect directly to the devil through the web. There are e-commerce sites and websites operated by Satanists which let you sell your soul to the devil for a fee. You can easily log on, and put a price tag on your soul. You could place a price tag on your soul for a billion dollars. The devil could be generous…you ever know.

3. Go to Zimbabwe: If you´ve ever fantasized about being filthy rich, well, fantasize no more. You can now become a billionaire, not even a millionaire…with as little as one dollar. Take a flight to Zimbabwe- the land of Mugabe. Bingo…your dreams come true. However, I must warn you that you´ll still be a damn poor millionaire.

4. Frame a billionaire: Claim a billionaire raped you, and sue the billionaire for damages. Demand a settlement of at least $1billion, and you are right on point. On the other hand, you know that a good number of wealthy folks usually get involved in a whole lot of scandals- including sex scandals. Track them down, and get pictures of them when they are doing those unscrupulous activities. Later on, let them know you´ve got tapes of what they´ve done. Except they pay you a lot of cash, you´ll spill the information to the media.

5. Win the lottery: You need a lot of luck for this to happen. But you never know, luck just might be in the inside of you. There are a lot of lottery companies around the world. If you´re feeling foolish, er, lucky, you could try one of them. Alternatively, there are a lot of online gaming sites that might just be right for you. Gamble your way to millions. It could work for you, perhaps.

Good luck!!!